Enlightening Commentary

Weekend at Lori’s

Posted on March 27, 2020

BeakerI want to say to be clear, this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law …” – Mayor Woke Bozo, March 20, 2020, expired March 25, 2020. The economic destruction of Chicago may now continue with reckless abandon but from a safe social distance of course.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 12 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 18 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 2 killed, 35 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 19 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 25 wounded

Friday 3/27
2:20p 2900 W 40th, Brighton Park, M/21
2:20p 2900 W 40th, Brighton Park, M/47
8:05p 5200 S Laflin, New City, F/19
9:05p 8500 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, M/19
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
Saturday 3/28
10:00a 4100 W Kamerling, Humboldt Park, M/27
11:00a 2100 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/16
11:20a 10500 S Avenue J, East Side, F/53
3:30p 500 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/20
6:55p 5800 S Michigan, Washington Park, M/25
9:30p 3900 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, F/18
9:30p 3900 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/29
10:15p 1400 N Greenview, West Town, M/23
10:20p 4300 W Fifth, Garfield Park, F/23
11:35p 2700 W Peterson, West Ridge, F/16
Sunday 3/29
12:35a 5700 S Sawyer, Gage Park, M/26
5:20a 3000 S California, Little Village, M/47
4:25p 900 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/49
5:15p 400 S Lockwood, Austin, M/?
5:20p 7900 S Knox, Ashburn, M/47 (CCW)
No Accountability Monday
12:05a 1300 S Lake Shore, Near South Side, M/21
2:15a 3500 W Montrose, Albany Park, F/22
2:15a 3500 W Montrose, Albany Park, F/25

Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday