Enlightening Commentary

Voter Guide

Posted on November 3, 2014

Stantis-Madigan-Rex-1005-e1412562593844Since no candidate bothered to pay us under the table for our coveted endorsement, we’re gonna make it easy:

  • vote against the incumbent
  • vote NO for all judges
  • write-in “Bill Thompson” for the unopposed not an option apparently
  • vote NO on the proposed “assault weapons” ban

Beyond those pointers, it’s likely that your vote will be cancelled out by some vote fraud elsewhere. Therefore, be sure to vote a few times just in case.

UPDATE: 22 uncontested races where the only choice was to vote for the entrenched Democrat, no write-in offered.

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. John L November 4, 2014 at 4:39 am

    As I do in every election possible, I vote for every Republican I can find on the ballot. It is my way of protesting the vote in the projects or at 63rd and Dorchester in Chicago. I always vote against “NO” on every judge.
    Thanks for the advice, sir.

  2. Wolf November 4, 2014 at 7:34 am

    Although a registered voter of a major party, I am officially a member of DRIP (Don’t Re elect Incumbent Politicians , if at all possible). I also vote against all judges.

    My parents were registered Republicans when alive, but now that they have passed on I imagine they are now voting Democratic. After all , it is the Cook County way.

    • E. M. November 4, 2014 at 9:39 am

      DRIP! Lovely

  3. DickG November 4, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    The Chicago Way!

  4. a November 4, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    never ever vote for any candidiate who is a lawyer

  5. bobdog November 4, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    That’s exactly the way I just voted. I’ve been waiting to do that for the last two years.

    And it’s pretty much the way I voted the last two elections.

    It was hard to miss that there were absolutely no downballot Republican candidates, no Republican judges. They didn’t even bother to indicate party affiliation for judges.

    Sooner or later, this one-party rule crap has got to stop.

  6. Observer November 5, 2014 at 7:28 am

    The liberals got their hats handed to them yesterday, and I loved every minute of it. No more Quinnocchio. Thank God!

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