Enlightening Commentary

Turkey Shoot Weekend

Posted on November 28, 2019

3 Stooges ThanksgivingAt times, the extended Thanksgiving weekend has put up July 4th-like numbers. This year, we’re more likely to see booze-infused domestics, shopping idiocy and run-of-the-mill Chicago-style stupidity than a summer weekend rerun.

Final Stupidity Tally: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2018 Thanksgiving weekend: 4 killed, 20 wounded
2017 Thanksgiving weekend: 8 killed, 37 wounded
2016 Thanksgiving weekend: 11 killed, 64 wounded
2015 Thanksgiving weekend: 9 killed, 22 wounded
2014 Thanksgiving weekend: 5 killed, 23 wounded
2013 Thanksgiving weekend: 4 killed, 12 wounded

Wednesday 11/27
2:30p 6500 S Marshfield, Englewood, M/20
7:50p 900 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/31
Thanksgiving
12:35a 900 W 83rd, Auburn Gresham, M/19
12:35a 900 W 83rd, Auburn Gresham, M/27
3:55a 900 N Lawler, Austin, M/40
5:10a 4300 W 18th, North Lawndale, M/25
11:45a 3600 W Lexington, Garfield Park, M/23
11:45a 3600 W Lexington, Garfield Park, M/28
2:35p 9600 S Merrion, South Deering, M/29
3:45p 100 W 114th, Roseland, M/12
6:40p 2500 W 60th, Chicago Lawn, M/33
9:05p 7500 S May, Auburn Gresham, M/18
Black Friday
2:30a 4800 S Archer, Archer Heights, M/26
1:35p 3100 W 40th, Brighton Park, M/17
5:45p 2300 S Drake, Little Village, F/14
10:40p 100 E 33rd, Douglas, M/24
Saturday 11/30
2:30a 5100 W Thomas, Austin, M/50
1:35p 5300 S Paulina, New City, M/31 (selfie)
4:00p 6400 S Laflin, Englewood, M/37
6:10p 7100 S Sanagmon, Englewood, M/24
9:30p 9500 S Avalon, Pullman, F/19
Sunday 12/1
3:25a 10500 S Indiana, Roseland, F/21
3:25a 10500 S Indiana, Roseland, F/21
4:05a 6400 S Sangamon, Englewood, M/38
10:30a 1900 E 79th, South Shore, M/44
1:35p 200 E 35th, Douglas, M/25
2:00p 7400 S Vincennes, Grand Crossing, M/23
4:45p 5200 W Chicago, Austin, M/39 (CCW)
8:30p 4700 S Loomis, New City, M/19
9:20p 4000 W 26th, Little Village, M/24
10:30p 4000 S Calumet, Grand Boulevard, M/31
No Accountability Monday
Slumpin’ Hennessy Ed Has Been Shitcanned

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Wednesday – 6a Monday