Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on November 8, 2019

Chief WiggumSlumpin’ Hennessy Ed steps down and an LAPD interloper will take over for the time being while the mayor looks for the ideal caricature representation of “Chicago Values”.

Final Stupidity Tally: 6 killed, 17 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 19 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 3 killed, 17 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 1 killed, 20 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 16 wounded

Friday 11/8
1:00p 1500 W 63rd, Englewood, M/50
3:50p 4400 W Fullerton, Hermosa, M/20
5:40p 3300 W 16th, North Lawndale, M/28
10:30p 300 N Hamlin, Garfield Park, M/37
Saturday 11/9
3:00a 2200 N Moody, Belmont Cragin, F/20
3:20a 900 E 83rd, Chatham, M/49
7:55a 1400 N Lawler, Austin, M/37
11:55a 4900 W Adams, Austin, M/22
1:35p 7100 S May, Englewood, M/63
3:50p 1600 W Jonquil, Rogers Park, M/19
4:20p 4800 S Throop, Bridgeport, M/32
Sunday 11/10
2:10a 7600 N Ashland, Rogers Park, M/47
3:20a 2800 W 26th, Little Village, M/20
3:20a 2800 W 26th, Little Village, M/20
3:25a 1500 N Linder, Austin, F/21
4:00a 100 S Cicero, Austin, M/?
12:45p 2100 S Albany, Little Village, M/24
12:45p 2100 S Albany, Little Village, F/27
12:45p 2100 S Albany, Little Village, M/31
6:25p 1900 E 71st, South Shore, M/32
7:35p 7900 S Union, Auburn Gresham, M/25
9:00p 1400 E 76th, South Shore, M/46
No Accountability Monday
2:05a 5300 W Irving Park, Portage Park, M/28

Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday