Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on September 6, 2019

Indiana - The Cause of all of Chicago's ProblemsThis weekend, Hoosier forces will continue to wage their cowardly loophole conflict upon peaceful, unsuspecting denizens of Chicago.

Final Stupidity Tally: 7 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 6 killed, 34 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 16 wounded

Friday 9/6
4:55p 400 E 91st, Chatham, M/17
6:35p 3800 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/24
9:45p 8300 S Marshfield, Auburn Gresham, M/19
11:45p 2900 S Union, Bridgeport, F/20
11:50p ER Walk-in @ the Stitch-N-Go, M/29
Saturday 9/7
1:15a 2200 S Spaulding, Little Village, M/21
1:15a 2200 S Spaulding, Little Village, M/43
2:20a 11300 S Harvard, Roseland, F/19
3:35a 3900 W Cermak, North Lawndale, M/26
4:30a 500 N Pine, Austin, F/26
6:15a 3900 W 31st, Little Village, M/26
6:15a 3900 W 31st, Little Village, M/38
6:15a 3900 W 31st, Little Village, M/46
3:25p 2700 W Glenlake, West Ridge, M/15
7:30p 6300 S Parnell, Englewood, M/31
9:35p 13200 S Langley, Riverdale, M/19
10:10p 1200 W 64th, Englewood, M/15
11:40p 2900 W Chicago, West Town, M/29
Sunday 9/8
12:45a 5600 S Prairie, Washington Park, M/34
2:20a 4700 W Polk, Austin, M/49
2:40a 5400 W Haddon, Austin, F/19
2:40a 5400 W Haddon, Austin, M/21
3:15a 3200 W Cermak, Little Village, M/36
3:30a 1700 N Rockwell, West Town, M/45
4:50a 600 N Cicero, Austin, M/19
4:50a 600 N Cicero, Austin, M/19
5:00a 4000 W Arthington, Garfield Park, F/25
5:15a 2100 N Maplewood, Logan Square, M/25
10:30a 3300 W 16th, North Lawndale, M/34
2:50p 900 N Lockwood, Austin, M/27
7:00p 5400 S Lawndale, West Elsdon, M/?
8:30p 2100 S Fairfield, Little Village, M/34
9:30p 900 W 52nd, New City, F/17
11:15p 900 N Long, Austin, M/49

No Accountability Monday
3:10a 7500 S Coles, South Shore, M/32

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday