Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on July 19, 2019

The weekend forecast calls for excessive heat and humidity, widespread apathy with a slight chance of selective outrage and maybe some rain too.

Final Stupidity Tally: 3 killed, 41 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 9 killed, 36 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 38 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 42 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 34 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 30 wounded

Friday 7/19
5:05p 700 N Lorel, Austin, M/51
6:00p 5200 S Maplewood, Gage Park, M/21
6:20p 7200 S East End, South Shore, M/27
7:20p 200 W 105th, Roseland, M/21
8:35p 5000 W Wrightwood, Belmont Cragin, M/?
9:45a 3700 W Douglas, North Lawndale, F/14
11:50a 6200 S Laflin, Englewood, M/23
Saturday 7/20
12:20a 6100 S Vernon, Woodlawn, M/38
12:30a 300 N Hamlin, Garfield Park, F/39
1:05a 4700 S Throop, Bridgeport, M/24
1:35a 1100 N Lorel, Austin, M/20
1:35a 1100 N Lorel, Austin, M/21
3:15a 3200 S Erickson, Douglas, F/29
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, F/24 (story)
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, F/24
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, M/25
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, M/28
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, F/27
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, F/28
3:20a 100 W Fullerton, Lincoln Park, F/46
3:40a 5100 N Broadway, Uptown, M/27
6:00a 2700 W Division, West Town, M/36
6:30a 3300 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/30
1:55p 7200 S Paulina, Englewood, M/11
8:55p 3100 W Pope John Paul, Brighton Park, M/27
10:35p 100 E 100th, Roseland, F/41
10:55p 6700 S Stony Island, South Shore, M/33
11:30p 2300 S Sacramento, Little Village, M/24
Sunday 7/21
1:50a 3400 W 26th, Little Village, M/17
2:25a 3200 N Kimball, Avondale, F/12
2:30a 8300 S Wolcott, Auburn Gresham, M/37
2:40a 600 E 107th, Pullman, M/31
3:25a 3900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/19
3:25a 3900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/20
3:25a 3900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/21
3:25a 3900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/35
4:40a 800 W 82nd, Auburn Gresham, M/27
5:40a 100 W 71st, Grand Crossing, M/22
5:40a 100 W 71st, Grand Crossing, M/26 (Oops!)
8:25a 3000 S Tripp, Little Village, M/16
6:35p 4100 W 28th, Little Village, M/20
8:00p 2200 N Long, Belmont Cragin, M/20
10:45p 7800 S Normal, Grand Crossing, M/41
11:30p 5100 W 63rd, Clearing, M/19
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled because quota met or exceeded.

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday