Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on June 1, 2019

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Final Stupidity Tally: 10 killed, 45 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 31 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded

Friday 5/31
1:45p 8100 S Paxton, South Chicago, M/51
6:30p 100 N Lorel, Austin, M/23
6:30p 100 N Lorel, Austin, M/24
8:30p 7400 S Chappel, South Shore, F/22
8:45p 1700 W 79th, Auburn Gresham, M/37

10:00p 9420 S Normal, Washington Heights, M/29
10:25p 10600 S Lafayette, Roseland, M/26
10:25p 10600 S Lafayette, Roseland, M/42
10:30p 2400 E 72nd, South Shore, M/36
10:35p 1500 N Keeler, Humboldt Park, M/32
10:35p 4800 W Van Buren, Austin, F/22
10:40p 4800 W Quincy, Austin, M/58
11:40p 6300 S Rockwell, Chicago Lawn, F/18
11:40p 6300 S Rockwell, Chicago Lawn, M/27
11:45p 900 N Karlov, Humboldt Park, M/24
Saturday 6/1
12:00a 400 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/24
12:20a 3700 W Diversey, Avondale, M/33
12:30a 4000 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/23
12:30a 4000 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/31
1:30a 9900 S Halsted, Washington Heights, M/35
1:35a 3900 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/17
1:40a 451 N State, Near North Side, M/28
1:45a 1600 W Jonquil, Rogers Park, F/53
1:45a 9400 S King, Roseland, F/32
2:00a 300 E Chicago, Near North Side, M/25 (story)
2:00a 300 E Chicago, Near North Side, M/26
2:00a 300 E Chicago, Near North Side, M/28
2:00a 300 E Chicago, Near North Side, M/28
3:45a 8800 S Union, Auburn Gresham, M/28
3:50a 1200 S Kostner, North Lawndale, M/19
3:50a 1200 S Kostner, North Lawndale, F/20
3:50a 1200 S Kostner, North Lawndale, F/21
4:10a 7700 S Morgan, Auburn Gresham, M/29
4:40a 5000 W Quincy, Austin, F/56
7:00a 4300 N Mozart, Irving Park, M/20

6:00p 3000 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, F/19
6:00p 3000 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, F/26
9:00p 2700 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/?
9:45p 5600 W Madison, Austin, F/17
9:45p 5600 W Madison, Austin, M/17
9:45p 5600 W Madison, Austin, M/18
9:45p 5600 W Madison, Austin, M/22
Sunday 6/2
1:05a 5200 W Lake, Austin, M/26
2:25a 3700 W Lake, Garfield Park, M/31
2:30a 10700 S Halsted, Morgan Park, M/25
4:10a 4900 S Princeton, Fuller Park, F/26
6:00a 100 W North, Lincoln Park, M/22
6:00a 100 W North, Lincoln Park, M/25
(story)
5:50p 1400 W 69th, Englewood, M/18
7:00p 1500 S Sawyer, North Lawndale, F/44
8:10p 2200 S California, North Lawndale, M/16
9:50p 2600 W 24th, Little Village, M/58
11:50p 3300 W Division, Humboldt Park, M/28
Monday Overtime
2:10a 4400 S Princeton, Fuller Park, M/37
3:50a 7300 S Drexel, Grand Crossing, F/27

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday