Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on August 26, 2016

To The Batputer!Since the much promoted and praised “Strategic Subjects List” prevented less shootings than a drunken game of Jarts prevented paraplegics, we’re proposing a return to vacuum tubes and skin tight costumes to save the day.

Final Stupidity Tally: 11 killed, 61 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 7 killed, 36 wounded

Friday 8/26
12:40p 7400 S Kimbark, South Shore, M/25
1:45p 1500 E 60th, Hyde Park, M/23
3:30p 6300 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, F/32 (story)
4:30p 12200 S Wallace, West Pullman, M/35
6:15p 1500 N Meade, Austin, M/35
6:15p 900 W Wilson, Uptown, M/55
(video)(story)
9:35p 7700 S Hermitage, Auburn Gresham, M/20
10:00p 6200 N Ridge, West Ridge, F/32
10:00p 3800 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/18
11:15p 900 W 77th, Auburn Gresham, M/24
11:15p 900 W 77th, Auburn Gresham, M/24
11:25p 1300 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, M/22
Saturday 8/27
12:40a Likely Arson Kills Two
12:45a 6400 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/44
1:20a 6300 S Rockwell, Chicago Lawn, M/25
1:20a 6300 S Rockwell, Chicago Lawn, M/31
1:55a 6900 S Halsted, Englewood, M/22
2:20a 600 W Illinois, Near North Side, M/22 (selfie)
3:10a 5400 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/15
3:10a 5400 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/22
3:10a 5400 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/22
3:35a 500 W 127th, West Pullman, M/21
3:35a 500 W 127th, West Pullman, M/24
12:15p 7100 S Rhodes, Grand Crossing, M/17
12:15p 7100 S Rhodes, Grand Crossing, M/19
12:15p 7100 S Rhodes, Grand Crossing, M/34
5:10p 2200 E 93rd, Calumet Heights, M/16
5:10p 2200 E 93rd, Calumet Heights, M/?
5:30p 3300 W Fulton, Garfield Park, M/37
5:30p 3300 W Fulton, Garfield Park, F/28
5:55p 10 E 120th, West Pullman, M/19
6:50p 200 S Kildare, Garfield Park, M/50
9:30p 2000 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/33
9:45p 6600 S Vernon, Woodlawn, M/18
9:45p 6600 S Vernon, Woodlawn, M/20
Sunday 8/28
12:15a 4400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/30
12:15a 4400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, F/18
12:15a 4400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/25
12:15a 3000 W Arthington, Garfield Park, F/26
12:15a 3000 W Arthington, Garfield Park, M/27
12:15a 3000 W Arthington, Garfield Park, M/32
12:15a 7200 S Marshfield, Englewood, M/20
12:35a 3600 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/38
1:20a 13000 S Ellis, Riverdale, M/28
1:30a 100 E 120th, West Pullman, M/37
3:00a 8400 S Green, Auburn Gresham, M/25
3:00a 8400 S Green, Auburn Gresham, M/32
3:00a 8400 S Green, Auburn Gresham, M/38
4:25a 2100 N Kedvale, Hermosa, M/?
9:15a 7000 S Vernon, Grand Crossing, M/21
10:00a 1800 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/45
12:15p 10100 S State, Roseland, M/30
3:15p 5600 S Campbell, Gage Park, M/?
4:20p 5400 W Jackson, Austin, M/20
5:15p 700 W 123rd, West Pullman, M/16
5:15p 700 W 123rd, West Pullman, M/17
6:50p 5200 S Honroe, New City, M/26
7:05p 6200 S Kenneth, West Lawn, M/17
7:05p 6200 S Kenneth, West Lawn, M/21
7:05p 6200 S Kenneth, West Lawn, M/24
8:20p 6700 S East End, South Shore, M/18
9:00p 5600 S Emerald, Englewood, M/50
9:00p 1050 S Independence, North Lawndale, F/13
9:00p 1050 S Independence, North Lawndale, F/18
9:40p 2520 W Glenlake, West Ridge, M/34
10:45p 5500 S Throop, Englewood, M/18
10:45p 5500 S Throop, Englewood, M/33
11:25p 8900 S Houston, South Chicago, M/22
Monday Overtime
12:15a 200 E 60th, Washington Park, F/29
12:30a 100 W 112th, Roseland, F/35
1:45a 5200 W Washington, Austin, M/19

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday