Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on August 12, 2016

Olympic weightlifter fail

Final Stupidity Tally: 12 killed, 44 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 34 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded

Friday 8/12
12:50p 2800 N Laramie, Belmont Cragin, M/26
1:10p 400 N Lavergne, Austin, M/28
2:30p 3600 W Cermak, North Lawndale, M/21
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
9:00p 2500 S California, Little Village, M/20
9:00p 2500 S California, Little Village, M/20
10:15p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/17
11:35p 3300 W North, Humboldt Park, M/30

11:35p 3300 W North, Humboldt Park, F/26
11:45p 1200 S Avers, North Lawndale, M/33
Saturday 8/13
1:40a 5200 S Pulaski, West Elsdon, M/23
2:05a 3400 W Fullerton, Logan Square, M/23
3:20a 4700 W Gladys, Austin, M/34
5:00a 6900 N Sheridan, Rogers Park, M/24
12:40p 8700 S Sangamon, Auburn Gresham, M/20
1:00p 3800 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/27
1:00p 3800 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/10
1:50p 12700 S Union, West Pullman, M/25
4:30p 7100 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, F/20
4:55p 2500 S Francisco, Little Village, M/17
8:35p I290 at Western, Near West Side, M/32
8:35p I290 at Western, Near West Side, F/29
10:30p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/29
10:45p 8600 S Essex, South Chicago, M/34
10:50p 1800 S Carpenter, Lower W Side, F/24
10:50p 1800 S Carpenter, Lower W Side, M/25
11:25p 7900 S Maryland, Chatham, M/36
Sunday 8/14
12:05a 2900 W 82nd, Ashburn, M/19
12:05a 2900 W 82nd, Ashburn, M/20
12:35a 4300 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/25
12:55a 4700 S Michigan, Grand Boulevard, M/20
1:25a 5200 S Sangamon, New City, M/29
2:20a 5000 W Van Buren, Austin, M/31
3:05a 2100 W Adams, Near West Side, M/31
3:35a 2800 S Harding, Little Village, M/19
4:00a I94 at 115th St, South Deering, M/21
4:30a 2600 S Sawyer, Little Village, F/25
4:30a 2600 S Sawyer, Little Village, M/27
5:10a 5200 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/?
6:15a 1500 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/?
9:00a 6700 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, M/?
10:45a 1600 S Springfield, North Lawndale, F/35
10:45a 1600 S Springfield, North Lawndale, M/0.1
2:05p 50 E 100th, Roseland, M/36
4:40p 1200 W 92nd, Washington Heights, M/22
8:45p 400 W 111th, Roseland, M/26
9:00p 12300 S Perry, West Pullman, F/6
9:00p 100 N Western, Near West Side, F/21
9:15p 4800 W Potomac, Austin, M/29
9:25p 5100 S Calumet, Washington Park, M/18
11:50p 4100 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/39
Monday Overtime
12:05a 2100 W 70th, Englewood, M/38
12:20a 12000 Parnell, West Pullman, M/29
1:05a 300 N Central, Austin, M/18
1:35a 4900 W Hubbard, Austin, M/16
4:00a 50 N Kilbourn, Garfield Park, M/33
4:55a 1600 W 18th, Lower W Side, M/20

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday