Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on June 3, 2016

Nothing to See Here Folks... Naked GunUnless a CPD officer dons a Confederate flag cape and shoots a transvestite gorilla attempting to use the ladies room at Lincoln Park Zoo, there’s nothing to see here.

Final Stupidity Tally: 10 killed, 31 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded

Friday 6/3
6:40p 7700 S Trumbull, Ashburn, M/16
6:50p 2900 W Armitage, Logan Square, M/20
6:50p 2900 W Armitage, Logan Square, M/21
9:40p I55 & King Dr, Near South Side, M/?
9:40p I55 & King Dr, Near South Side, M/?
9:40p 300 E Kensington, West Pullman, M/19
9:50p 13300 S Torrence, Hegewisch, M/40
9:50p 13300 S Torrence, Hegewisch, M/44
10:05p 4700 N Virgina, Lincoln Square, M/35
11:00p 1100 W 72nd, Englewood, F/20
11:40p 4609 W Erie, Austin, M/49
Saturday 6/4
12:05a 2051 W 71st, Englewood, M/21
12:15a 4100 W Potomac, Humboldt Park, F/18
12:15a 4100 W Potomac, Humboldt Park, M/20
1:30a 100 N Mason, Austin, M/27
2:05a 500 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/20
2:50a 200 N Laramie, Austin, M/35
2:55a 12700 S Halsted, West Pullman, M/31
3:00a 700 W Marquette, Englewood, M/14
3:15a 900 W 96th, Washington Heights, M/?
3:55a 6400 S Keeler, West Lawn, F/34
5:20a 6300 S Honore, Englewood, M/32
12:00p 3200 W 83rd, Ashburn, M/2mo
(story)
3:45p 1600 E 70th, South Shore, M/17
3:45p 1600 E 70th, South Shore, M/18
6:00p 8600 S Ashland, Auburn Gresham, M/21
11:25p 4700 S Ashland, New City, M/15
Sunday 6/5
12:50a 7600 S Drexel, Grand Crossing, M/?
12:50a 4400 S Marshfield, New City, M/15
2:00a 3500 S Vincennes, Douglas, M/25
3:00a 600 W 28th, Bridgeport, M/36
6:05a 3200 N Pulaski, Avondale, M/27
9:45a 2500 S Francisco, Little Village, F/34
3:00p 4400 S Wentworth, Fuller Park, M/23
6:20p 900 N Lamon, Austin, M/22
9:30p 11200 S Perry, Roseland, F/42
10:15p 3100 W North, Humboldt Park, M/21
11:00p Uptown Stabbing Victim in Critical Condition
11:30p 8100 S Havard, Chatham, M/43
Monday Overtime
1:40a 6600 S Hoyne, Englewood, M/25
4:00a 2400 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/27
4:00a 2400 S Michigan, Near South Side, F/23

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday