Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on April 16, 2016

Ladies Target PracticeFor the last two years, this weekend has witnessed the year’s first 70° temps and therefore the year’s first weekend shitshow. The only difference this year is we’ve already seen plenty of shitshows.

Final Stupidity Tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded

Friday 4/15
4:45p 5400 W LeMoyne, Austin, F/1
5:20p 2300 W 66th, Chicago Lawn, M/14
10:30p Cop Shot w/ a Pellet Gun
11:20p 7400 S Eggleston, Englewood, M/32
11:20p 7400 S Eggleston, Englewood, M/35

11:20p 7400 S Eggleston, Englewood, M/45
Saturday 4/16
2:25a 5500 W Congress, Austin, F/21
8:20a 6400 S Langley, Woodlawn, F/28
8:30a 6100 S Bishop, Englewood, M/23
8:30a 6100 S Bishop, Englewood, M/28
11:20a 2000 E 71st, South Shore, M/23
3:10p 6700 S Normal, Englewood, M/20
3:10p 6700 S Normal, Englewood, M/22
6:05p 4100 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/22
8:00p 7300 S University, Grand Crossing, M/13
10:15p 6900 S Damen, Englewood, M/38
Sunday 4/17
12:35a 5000 W Monroe, Austin, M/26
1:25a 1300 S Central Park, North Lawndale, M/33
4:15a 600 N Ashland, West Town, M/22
4:15a 600 N Ashland, West Town, M/23
4:15a 200 W Marquette, Englewood, M/24
4:20a 7200 S Aberdeen, Englewood, M/26
4:50a 6300 S King, Grand Crossing, M/30
6:30a 2800 N Broadway, Lake View, F/36
11:00a 5600 S Michigan, Washington Park, M/18
1:50p 8300 S Stewart, Auburn Gresham, M/27
2:30p 6400 S Eberhart, Woodlawn, M/19
2:55p 4600 N Central Park, Albany Park, M/20
3:55p 100 E 120th, West Pullman, F/25
7:00p 1900 S Troy, North Lawndale, M/31
7:00p 1900 S Troy, North Lawndale, M/36
8:05p 8200 S Maryland, Chatham, M/23
10:15p 7200 S Prairie, Grand Crossing, M/20
10:30p 500 E 103rd, Roseland, M/34
10:30p 500 E 103rd, Roseland, F/41

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday