Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on August 21, 2020

I fart in your general directionWhile the Mayoral “I have a right to make sure that my home is secure… Green Zone was safe and secure this weekend, other parts of the city were less so.

Final Stupidity Tally: 5 killed, 67 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 29 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 26 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 15 killed, 57 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 7 killed, 36 wounded

Friday 8/21
12:20p 7000 S Morgan, Englewood, M/16
12:45p 6500 S Hamlin, West Lawn, M/15
2:10p 800 E 81st, Chatham, M/35
2:30p 1100 N Western, West Town, M/18
2:30p 1100 N Western, West Town, M/20
2:30p 1100 N Western, West Town, F/52
5:10p 3500 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/22
5:10p 3500 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/29
6:05p 3600 W Grand, Humboldt Park, M/19
9:15p 4900 S Halsted, New City, F/30
10:20p 4800 W Race, Austin, M/36
11:10p 5000 S King, Grand Boulevard, M/44
11:40p 1100 S Richmond, North Lawndale, M/25
Saturday 8/22
12:15a 800 N Lorel, Austin, M/26
12:15a 800 N Lorel, Austin, M/37
12:15a 800 N Lorel, Austin, F/42
1:10a 4300 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/32
1:15a 8600 S Loomis, Auburn Gresham, M/26
1:25a 3500 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/29
1:25a 3500 W Douglas, North Lawndale, F/39
2:05a 8500 S Burley, South Chicago, M/33
2:05a 8500 S Burley, South Chicago, M/32
2:25a 2700 E 75th, South Shore, M/18
2:25a 2700 E 75th, South Shore, F/25
2:55a 1100 S Albany, North Lawndale, M/20
2:55a 1100 S Albany, North Lawndale, M/32
2:55a 1100 S Albany, North Lawndale, F/37
3:00a Dan Ryan @ 67th, Grand Crossing, ?/?
3:30a 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/20
5:00a 100 N Mayfield, Austin, M/?
6:45a 10000 S Indiana, Roseland, M/37
7:20a 2500 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/30
7:20a 2500 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/43
1:45p 4000 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/53
8:15p 300 E Pershing, Grand Boulevard, M/24
11:30p 4700 W Chicago, Austin, M/17
11:30p 3200 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/18
11:30p 3200 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/18
Sunday 8/23
2:55a 3500 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/30
2:55a 3500 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/39
3:00a 2600 W Thomas, West Town, M/29
3:10a 11300 S Normal, Roseland, M/35
4:20a 3900 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/24
4:35a 1000 W 14th, Near West Side, F/23
4:35a 1000 W 14th, Near West Side, M/29
4:35a 1000 W 14th, Near West Side, M/33
5:00a 2900 W Filmore, North Lawndale, M/24
5:00a 2900 W Filmore, North Lawndale, M/26
5:00a 2900 W Filmore, North Lawndale, M/41
6:20a 1800 S Komensky, North Lawndale, M/27
7:30a 7900 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/26
10:45a 2900 W 80th, Ashburn, M/21
1:45p 7200 S Halsted, Englewood, M/27
4:00p 5100 W Ohio, Austin, M/24
4:30p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/23
4:30p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/24
4:30p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/27
4:30p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/28
7:30p 2500 W Adams, Near West Side, M/22
7:30p 2500 W Adams, Near West Side, F/30
9:20p 600 S Central, Austin, M/17
9:50p 4400 W Gladys, Garfield Park, M/33
9:50p 4400 W Gladys, Garfield Park, M/35
10:40p 8300 S South Chicago, South Chicago, M/33
11:00p 5200 W Quincy, Austin, M/42
11:45p 4200 W Carroll, Garfield Park, M/30
11:50p 7000 S Bishop, Englewood, M/34
No Accountability Monday
12:10a 3800 W Harrison, Garfield Park, M/28
2:15a I290 @ Ashland, Near West Side, M/?
2:20a 7900 S Merrill, South Chicago, M/17
2:20a 7900 S Merrill, South Chicago, M/25
2:30a 9400 S Loomis, Washington Heights, M/26

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday