Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on March 6, 2020

BeakerWhile some parts of town panic buy bottled water, hand sanitizer and toilet paper, other parts will panic sell their stockpiles of lead via high speed transmission methods.

Final Stupidity Tally: 1 killed, 21 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 3 killed, 14 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 17 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 16 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 26 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 28 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 6 wounded

Friday 3/6
8:00p 5100 S Washtenaw, Gage Park, M/41
Saturday 3/7
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, F/24
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/29
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/30
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/32
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/36
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/37
4:35a 900 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/37
1:20p 5600 W Division, Austin, M/79
1:30p 4900 W Superior, Austin, M/30
7:15p 4500 S Lake Park, Kenwood, M/21
Sunday 3/8
12:00a 1900 W Ogden, Near West Side, M/28
4:40a 100 W 79th, Chatham, M/26
8:30a 5200 N Lawler, Forest Glen, M/?
8:40a 1200 W Garfield, Englewood, M/?
3:00p 6000 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/?
5:05p 4900 W Hubbard, Austin, M/32
5:35p 3800 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/38
6:40p 100 E 100th, Roseland, M/22
8:35p 5200 W Crystal, Austin, M/30
9:10p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/24
No Accountability Monday
1:55a 100 N Kostner, Garfield Park, M/21

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday