Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on September 19, 2014

The Triple FacepalmAs expected, seasonal weather results in seasonal stupidity.

Final Stupidity Tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded vs
Last Weekend’s 3 killed, 16 wounded vs
Last Year’s 11 killed, 18 wounded.

Friday 9/19
2:00p 1600 W 61st St, Englewood, M/21
4:00p Assholes arrested for killing a 9 y/o kid
6:45p 1448 W 81st St, Auburn Gresham, F/16
8:00p 5400 S Damen Ave, New City, M/46
8:10p 7200 S May St, Englewood, M/15 !
8:10p 7200 S May St, Englewood, F/18
8:10p 7200 S May St, Englewood, M/37
8:15p 2900 W 85th St, Ashburn, M/18
8:25p 7700 S Emerald, Auburn Gresham, M/21
9:30p 7142 S Rhodes Ave, Grand Crossing, M/27
10:00p 500 N Albany Ave, Humboldt Park, M/17
10:00p 7300 S Halsted St, Englewood, M/21
11:00p 4000 W Jackson Blvd, Garfield Park, M/18 !
11:00p 4000 W Jackson Blvd, Garfield Park, M/16
11:00p 4000 W Jackson Blvd, Garfield Park, M/12
Saturday 9/20
2:40a 3900 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/33
2:40a 3900 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/28
2:40a 3900 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/22
4:10a 4000 W Jackson Blvd, Garfield Park, M/16
1:45p uncooperative prick, M/19
3:40p 6359 S Kedzie Ave, Chicago Lawn, M/26
5:20p 7429 S Colfax Ave, South Shore, M/23
7:20p 3930 W Ferdinand St, Humboldt Park, M/22
8:00p 5600 S Perry Ave, Washington Park, M/19
9:45p 6000 S Paulina St, Englewood, F/16
9:45p 6000 S Paulina St, Englewood, M/19
9:50p 6900 S Vernon Ave, Grand Crossing, M/23
9:50p 6900 S Vernon Ave, Grand Crossing, M/20 !
9:50p 6900 S Vernon Ave, Grand Crossing, M/18
Sunday 9/21
1:10a 5400 S Justine St, New City, F/39
1:10a 5400 S Justine St, New City, M/38
1:50a 1700 S Loomis St, Lower W. Side, M/23
2:40a 7700 S Stewart Ave, Grand Crossing, M/34
3:45a 2600 N Long Ave, Belmont-Cragin, M/26
10:45a 5200 W Diversey Ave, Belmont-Cragin, F/37
4:20p 10500 S Indiana Ave, Roseland, M/33
7:00p 4400 S Vincennes Ave, Grand Boulevard, M/33
Monday Overtime
1:20a 2400 S Springfield Ave, Little Village, M/33

Key:
shooting
homicide
police-involved
! #ShotInTheAss

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. a September 19, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    shooting/killing 4th grader. the lawyers/judges will let this case drag out minimum 3 years. lawyers/judges suck.

  2. rob September 19, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    Can you keep a stat on the number of black on black homicides. As a black person who is anti-black establishment (the jesse, al, naacp, crowd), it would be a great resource for me to continue my assault on black ignorance! Thanks for all of your hard work!!!

    • W.H.Thompson September 19, 2014 at 9:54 pm

      Hey Rob – We built out a victim/attacker matrix but it was a mess with standard HTML tables. We’re going to translate it into an image, but haven’t gotten to it yet. It’s interesting to say the least. Email us if you need something ASAP.

      • rob September 20, 2014 at 10:03 am

        W.H. thank you for your response. I will take any information that you have at this point. I don’t live in Chicago, but have relatives there. It pains me to see all of this stupidity in the black community, yet very little national media attention. I know the liberal media can’t make any money by reporting a black on black homicide, but I’m trying to do my part to change that. Here’s to wishful thinking!

    • Mike D September 20, 2014 at 5:57 am

      I don’t know why you would need or even create something like that. McBeernutz has spoken and the problem is crystal clear:

      “Chicago’s murder problem is a gun problem.” “It’s too easy to get a firearm.” -McBeernutz

      Never you mind about a gang or cultural problem. Just move along.

  3. Mayberry RFD September 20, 2014 at 9:50 am

    Holy cats…

    Look at the “wounding” in Garfield park at 11:00 – the 16 yr old. Was it the same person who was killed later at the same address at 4:10 in the AM?

    If so, I really like the persistence by the savages. Did they just miss the 12 yr old, or was he just not back from the hospital.

    See, a little bit of school and they learn practice makes perfect!!

    Agree with Mike D. All you really need to do is keep the kill number with a heading that says : Savages killed because of Whitey and Guns

  4. The Wolverine September 20, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    After the relatively low activity last week by the honor students (machete attacks notwithstanding)….it’s heartening to see Chicago get back into form this weekend.

    We wouldn’t want Chicago to lose its street cred.

  5. DMS September 20, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    Has anyone seen any updates on the additional Police/ATF officers that were added.

    Other than the big splash of outstanding warrants they served the first week, I haven’t read anything.

  6. Victor September 20, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    Meanwhile the city of Chicago giving away the good jobs to ex con http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-two-truck-scam-arrest-20140920-story.html

  7. Zeke September 23, 2014 at 12:57 am

    I wish they would just pass out the ammo and give everyone a handgun. The problem would go away as would the bangers.

  8. rob September 23, 2014 at 8:13 am

    For those of you who live and work in Chicago, how bad is it? I mean I know there’s crime, but is it as pervasive as it seems. From where I sit (I live in North Carolina by way of California) it seems unreal. I just can’t phathom 10-20 people shot a day or every weekend. I

    • W.H.Thompson September 23, 2014 at 10:07 am

      A look at the murder map will give you an idea. Vast swaths of the city are just fine. Sure, there’s stupid shit like theft and other property crimes all over the city, but for the most part the really violent stuff (shootings, homicides, robberies, etc…) happen in the red areas we have highlighted. Many times, it comes down to just a few blocks or even a street corner or two and the rest of the neighborhood is fine.

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