Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on November 16, 2014

3 StoogesDamn it! We had planned on taking the weekend off and not doing our usual Stupidity Tally tracking… but… after a 48 hour run of no shootings or homicides, various assholes and jagoffs made up for lost time on Saturday and into Sunday.

Final Stupidity Tally: 5 killed, 16 wounded
Last year’s weekend tally: 1 killed, 18 wounded

Friday 11/14
A No Hitter! First since 5/23.
Saturday 11/15
2:15p 700 N Hamlin Ave, Humboldt Park, M/22
6:00p 6600 S Marshfield Ave, Englewood, M/44
6:50p 3700 W Potomac Ave, Humboldt Park, F/33
9:00p Santa sets a car on fire
9:30p CPD shots fired, missed, PO hurt
9:55p 5700 S Marshfield Ave, Englewood, M/14
9:55p 5700 S Marshfield Ave, Englewood, M/16
10:45p 7300 S Stony Island Ave, South Shore, M/17
11:50p 3900 W Armitage Ave, Hermosa, M/18
Sunday 11/16
12:10a 5900 S Lafayette Ave, Washington Park, M/21
12:20a 7600 S Union Ave Auburn Gresham, M/24
1:00a 3600 W North Ave, Humboldt Park, M/16
2:15a 7600 S Dobson Ave Grand Crossing, F/18
2:30a 3600 W 56th St, West Elsdon, M/24
3:15a 800 S Oakley Blvd, Near W. Side, M/24
3:15a 800 S Oakley Blvd, Near W. Side, M/33
3:15a 800 S Oakley Blvd, Near W. Side, M/26
3:15a 400 W Evergreen Ave, Near North Side, M/27
4:25a 1700 W 47th St, New City, M/17
4:25a 1700 W 47th St, New City, M/20
4:30a 7400 S Greenwood Ave, Grand Crossing, M/23
3:30p 7100 S Carpenter St, Englewood, M/15
5:00p 11700 S Racine Ave, West Pullman, M/30

! #ShotInTheAss

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. krazeeloon November 16, 2014 at 10:17 am

    Wow, considering there were highs in the low 30”s for Sat and Sun, those are some really persistent honor students. Imagine if they could harness that drive toward something other than shooting each other.

  2. Anonymous November 16, 2014 at 11:45 am

    Did they arrest anyone for the murder of “Thug Life D” (David Morgan) yet?

    • W.H.Thompson November 16, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      Nope. Nothing reported as such as of today.

  3. a November 16, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    2 doubles and a triple put ’em over the 2,300 mark.

  4. a November 16, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    heyjackass.com – scooping the chicago tribune every time – http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-chicago-daytime-shootings-20141115-story.html#page=1

  5. Anonymous November 16, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    398 murders as of Sunday afternoon. So you’re saying the sociopaths already passed last year’s murder total?

    • W.H.Thompson November 16, 2014 at 4:31 pm

      We’ve got a bit to go until that happens. 2013 currently stands at 455 – https://heyjackass.com/category/2013/. We’ve been tracking behind 2013 all year in homicides, but way ahead in people shot.

      • Anonymous November 16, 2014 at 5:22 pm

        The Sun Times reported 415. Why such a difference in numbers?

        • W.H.Thompson November 16, 2014 at 5:54 pm

          415 is the official CPD metric – those are cases where they’ve logged murder charges against someone. They don’t count self-defense, officer involved or anything outside of their jurisdiction – like highways.

          The story also says “According to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office, 446 homicides took place in Chicago in 2013” – which is what we base our numbers on and includes the above. Plus there were a few we added that in light of the Chicago Magazine expose. Finally we’ll count anyone who was shot/beat/stabbed in 2013 but passes in 2014+ towards 2013.

          • Anonymous November 16, 2014 at 6:41 pm

            Thanks. Unfortunately this year is pretty high too, even after the extra winter weather through March.

  6. john cass November 16, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Dang! Not a single one shot in the ass!

  7. Ben Lujan November 16, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    As of this writing, one more to go before 400 . . .

  8. glennc November 16, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    This is crazy, factor in the wind chill and these students are brave I guess.

  9. Anonymous November 16, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    400. That’s disgusting and embarrassing. Anyone know what LA and NYC have?

  10. James manos November 17, 2014 at 10:22 am

    Last year NYC reported 333 murders
    I live here and no-one with 2 living brain cells believes that number.
    When they agree to the final ( bogus) number I’ll report back

  11. a November 17, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    shot clock – like

  12. Fr. Marquette November 17, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    With the upcoming ruling from Ferguson out the death tally will rise as some of the honor roll students will see this as an avenue of approach to killing more Whitey McCrackers. Obviously a few Blackie O’Browns will be caught in the crossfire….shameful that unless that police is lynched thug life USA will have a banner day to kill….with the US president fanning the flames as well

  13. Anonymous November 17, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    On the “Year to Date” totals, what’s the difference between “Shot & Wounded” and “Total Shot?”
    In other words, aren’t they the same thing?

  14. Jonathan Holmes Gruber November 18, 2014 at 9:39 am

    Year To Date Totals
    A. Shot & Killed: 337
    B. Shot & Wounded: 1977
    C. Total Shot: 2314

  15. Johnny g March 15, 2015 at 11:39 pm

    Does anyone have or know where we can watch the video that thug life d what’s recording before he got shot??

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