Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on October 25, 2014

3 StoogesLike we said, by all indications, we’d be in for a doozy of a weekend. Some Indian Summer perfection resulted in a massive amount of booze/pot-infused stupidity nearly tripling last year’s count.

Final Stupidity Tally: 4 killed, 35 wounded
Last year’s weekend tally: 2 killed, 14 wounded

Friday 10/24
8:40p 4800 S Hermitage Ave, New City, M/16
9:35p 7300 S Dante Ave, South Shore, F/14
9:35p 7300 S Dante Ave, South Shore, F/15
10:00p 5500 W Corcoran Pl, Austin, M/23
10:00p 5500 W Corcoran Pl, Austin, M/24
10:35p Dan Ryan/71st St, Grand Crossing, M/?
11:30p 5300 S Hoyne Ave, New City, M/39
11:40p 7000 S Wolcott Ave, Englewood, M/32
11:55p 1300 N Laramie Ave, Austin, M/23
Saturday 10/25
2:45a 4000 W 51st St, Archer Heights, M/34
3:00a 2400 W Lexington St, Near W. Side, M/31
3:15a 6400 S Washtenaw Ave, Chicago Lawn, M/?
5:00a 12200 S Halsted St, West Pullman, M/24
11:00a 7200 S Campbell Ave, Chicago Lawn, M/13
5:30p 6700 S Sangamon St, Englewood, M/?
6:45p 0 E 101st Pl, Roseland, M/16
7:00p 2700 E 81st St, South Chicago, M/22
7:45p 700 W Marquette Rd, Englewood, M/17
9:00p 6500 S Pulaski Rd, West Lawn, M/23
9:05p 200 N Keystone Ave, Garfield Park, M/15
9:45p 4300 S Berkeley Ave, Kenwood, M/16
Sunday 10/26
12:20a 2300 W Jackson Blvd, Near W. Side, M/25
3:05a 1300 W Washburne Ave, Near W. Side, M/26
3:20a 11900 S Eggleston Ave, West Pullman, M/42
3:40a 7900 S Paulina St, Auburn Gresham, M/34
3:50a 8900 S Carpenter St, Washington Heights, M/21
4:25a 2200 W 69th St, Englewood, M/31
9:00a 8600 S Lafayette Ave, Chatham, M/25
12:00p 8200 S Houston Ave, South Chicago, M/17
3:05p 5400 S Talman Ave, Gage Park, M/19
3:50p 3200 S Kedvale Ave, Little Village, M/17
6:25p 200 N Kenneth Ave, Garfield Park, F/22
7:10p 8800 S Honore St, Auburn Gresham, F/46 !
9:30p 2100 W 18th Pl, Lower W. Side, M/36
9:50p 5500 S State St, Washington Park, M/17
9:50p 5500 S State St, Washington Park, M/21
9:50p 5500 S State St, Washington Park, F/26
10:00p 3614 W McLean Ave, Logan Square, M/31
10:00p 3614 W McLean Ave, Logan Square, M/24

! #ShotInTheAss

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. fr. Marquette October 25, 2014 at 4:14 am

    Is there anyway to identify which neighborhood voted for Q or R in the upcoming election?

    • W.H.Thompson October 25, 2014 at 11:45 am

      Yep, but that data typically isn’t available for a few months after the election. Figure that Q will win Cook and probably East St Louis. R will win the other 100 counties. It’ll all come down to turn out in Cook and how much fraud can be gotten away with in Cook and elsewhere.

  2. rob October 25, 2014 at 11:29 am

    Uh Oh here we go!

  3. a October 26, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    recently heard from gov quinn – “to all the scumbag honor students, no matter your crime – we will book you and immediately release you from jail after you post just 10% of your bail (and if you skip court we will write off the other 90% that you owe – no worries). however – to all the law abiding taxpayying nurses/doctors/emt’s/firemen/police etc… if you come in contact with any ebola patient – we will immediate sentence you to incarceration – go to jail, go directly to jail.” Free Kaci Hickox Now!

  4. rob October 26, 2014 at 2:56 pm

    These cats are poor shots! Thank heavens!!!

  5. a October 26, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    quinn more concerned with ebola doctors/nurses – http://breakingnews.suntimes.com/crime/2-charged-with-shooting-off-duty-chicago-cop-on-south-side/

  6. john cass October 26, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    Very disappointing stats. Not one person shot in the ass yet this weekend. Not one. We all thought there was better eye-hand skills out there that would give us a score of at least one. But zero? Maybe Hey Jackass! is not getting enough exposure down in the hood. This is just very disconcerting.

  7. rob October 27, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Wow still no MSM coverage!

  8. fr. marquette October 28, 2014 at 6:19 am

    This is wishful thinking but I would love to see a percentage of how many pay their hospital bills. I would also like to see how many pints of blood are wasted…I mean donated…for the honor gangster. …maybe if we stop donating blood more of the obamamanians would graduate…so to say.

    • W.H.Thompson October 28, 2014 at 12:14 pm

      Wishful indeed. We do know that the CFD only collects on 25-30% of all ambulance runs. We’ve also spoken with medical pros who’ve stated that many of the hospitals here run huge deficits because a majority of the bills go unpaid. Every honor student that gets plugged starts at $5K in medical bills and goes up from there. Someone has to pay for it and it’s usually not the honor student.

      • a October 28, 2014 at 3:44 pm

        today’s hospitals/doctors do absolutely nothing for free, and never will. mass carnage is a tremendous stimulous package to hospitals/doctors. the more the merrier.

  9. a October 28, 2014 at 11:42 am

    monday must of been a busy busy day

  10. a October 28, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    b on b video , don’t forget to vote – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUSRZo1BE5o

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