Enlightening Commentary

“Stay-At-Home” Weekend

Posted on March 20, 2020

HYSTERIA!With Governor One-man Mass Gathering (OMG) declaring a “stay-at-home” order to start this Saturday at 5pm, the usual assortment of jagoffs and ne’er-do-wells will continue to practice safe social distancing by shooting each other from at least six feet away.

Final Stay-At-Home Tally: 1 killed, 13 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 13 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 1 killed, 41 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 19 wounded

Friday 3/20
12:50p 1500 S Drake, North Lawndale, M/25
4:20p 11500 S Perry, West Pullman, M/25
7:00p 9600 S Chappel, South Deering, M/21
11:30p 1500 S Fairfield, North Lawndale, F/25
Saturday 3/21
12:45a 200 W 93rd, Roseland, M/27
12:45a 200 W 93rd, Roseland, M/29
1:05a 3000 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/26
2:20a 3700 W Grand, Humboldt Park, M/21
2:20a 3700 W Grand, Humboldt Park, M/33
Sunday 3/22
12:50a 3100 S Benson, Bridgeport, M/38
1:05a 3400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/25
4:00a 1300 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/30
10:45p 4800 S Honore, New City, M/13 (selfie)
No Accountability Monday
12:00a 9000 S Emerald, Auburn Gresham, M/25

Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday