Enlightening Commentary

Pride Weekend Stupidity

Posted on June 27, 2015

Idiots dancing on top a CPD carWe’re headed into maximum stupidity territory with this weekend’s Pride parade. Along with the usual idiocy found in the usual places, post parade festivities always produces a level of stupidity rarely seen. While most of the media will ignore it, the fellas over at CWBChicago will have all the stupid details.

Final Stupidity Tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
6/27 – 6/29/14 weekend tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded

Friday 6/26
2:00p 5100 S Prairie, Washington Park, M/21
4:00p 7700 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/17
4:00p 7700 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/17
9:30p 9400 S Elizabeth, Washington Heights, M/22
11:55p 6000 S Champlain, Woodlawn, M/47
Saturday 6/27
1:55a 10200 S Hoxie, South Deering, M/30
2:25a 2500 W 51st, Gage Park, M/26
2:40a 200 S Laramie, Austin, M/38
2:55a 6300 N Washtenaw, West Ridge, M/23
3:40a 4500 S Hermitage, New City, M/32
1:20p 11500 S Laflinm West Pullman, M/42
5:10p 11300 S Racine, Morgan Park, M/17
5:55p 1600 W Irving Park, Lakeview, M/19
7:00p 7300 S Dorcester, South Shore, M/21
10:10p 700 N Lavergne, Austin, F/28
11:55p 4300 W West End, Garfield Park, M/27
Parade Day
1:45a 8000 S Ellis, Chatham, M/25
1:45a 8000 S Ellis, Chatham, M/35
2:00a 700 W 59th, Englewood, M/16
3:10a 9100 S Carpenter St, Washington Heights, M/23
5:20a 5200 S Talman, Gage Park, M/22
1:25p 6900 N Ashland, Rogers Park, M/48
2:10p 9900 S State, Roseland, M/22
5:45p 1000 W Wilson, Uptown, F/19
7:55p 3620 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/37
8:50p 5242 W Quincy, Austin, M/40
9:20p 800 E 92nd, Chatham, M/17
10:30p 12200 S Wallace, West Pullman, M/19
Monday Overtime
3:00a 1900 N Rockwell, Logan Square, M/25 (story)

Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. Taxpayers Everywhere June 27, 2015 at 10:29 am

    CPD needs to just sit back n let the slugs from the thugs fly …get some of these fckers of welfare

    • Alejandro June 28, 2015 at 8:13 pm

      Funny till it’s you.

  2. James M June 27, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    WTF!!? Only 9 wounded. Someone tell the Honor Students to step up the Festivities !

  3. Bruce Banner June 27, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    Damn rain is slowing down the transactions… They should be well rested for the 4th ..or maybe they mite need trigger therapy ha-ha ..enjoy the comments ..

  4. Greg June 27, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    This website is the reason I will not visit Chicago… I can only imagine if I would make one wrong turn in Chicago.. I wished every city had a heyjackass website like yours..keep up the good work guys!!

    • Darkthirty June 27, 2015 at 9:16 pm

      If they sold 1 day non-resident CCWs, (kinda like the fishing licenses) and rented out handguns, I’ll bet tourism would explode!

      • Born n raised Chicago June 27, 2015 at 9:28 pm

        Good idea never work .because of all the strict gun laws..the reason the streets is so safe now .(jk)..where is justice ..here there is only street justice..I’m moving to Colorado next month anyway to relax and not worry about my city going to shambles… Pray for Chicago…. I mean chiraq …put down the guns n pick up the books ….shoutout to heyjackass .for exposing this pos city ..its a shame ..be safe and were ur vest my advice if u plan on staying. Or even visiting like the other guy was saying……. CO here I come ..

    • Alejandro June 28, 2015 at 7:59 pm

      Greg, Chicago is perfectly safe to visit. Tourists hardly go anywhere near where the majority of shootings are.

  5. Ben Lujan June 27, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    Ever closer to 4th of July holiday and you-know-what will follow . . .

  6. Szero June 27, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    I took one wrong turn and 8 police cars at one street corner with gang bangers eating pavement all over sidewalk and street and cops yelling at us to drive away fast get out of there as they were out numbered, one wrong turn life or death.

    • Szero June 27, 2015 at 10:13 pm

      The one wrong turn was leaving Loyola college after tour of campus and some how ended up in uptown neighborhood, safer then other neighborhoods I am sure but the police were outnumbered and like I said 8 squad cars and at least 20 Leo’s trying to get control of a intersection, we just stratched Loyola off my kids college list because one wrong turn .

      • Alejandro June 28, 2015 at 8:11 pm

        You scared of my hood? Uptown till I die. My hoods to good for yours anyway.

  7. Sparky June 27, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    Pretty lame weekend. Don’t these gang bangers have any rain gear, or did they run low on ammo?

    • anonymous June 28, 2015 at 10:19 am

      Our honor students are weather dependent.

    • Toni June 28, 2015 at 4:13 pm

      There are 8-hours to go….

  8. A real honor student June 28, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    Wtf did the bangers call a truce? ??

  9. Frog June 28, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Probably their weekend for banging …. banging the baby mamas, that is.

  10. Christian Gustafson June 28, 2015 at 5:47 pm

    Does the Pride Parade go down 63rd Street from Ashland to Halsted?

  11. bodysnacher4ch June 28, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    Goofy mf on.these comments y’all ain’t on shit bet y’all stay in the house cuz u scared to die

    • Alejandro June 28, 2015 at 8:05 pm

      These fools probably think a lil drizzle will kill them. Probably think Lincoln parks the hood cause someone got shot there one time many years ago.

      • bodysnacher4ch June 29, 2015 at 10:52 pm
  12. Richard June 28, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    I looks like the HS aren’t making their quota this week. What can be done.

  13. P June 29, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    There’s going to be some fireworks this weekend …hope the rain don’t get in the way ..like this weekend..

  14. Tony June 29, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    2 days left in June and the honor students are running out of time. I am betting on 50 so they need 3 more and that should be a piece of chicken for them. If they bag 50 for June then July should get to 60 bagged and tagged because of the 4th which will be a big fireworks weekend and the weather should be hotter. They need to average two a day.
    On another note what are the odds of one making it through the hood with a bucket of fried chicken and a rack of ribs????

    • Alejandro June 29, 2015 at 8:21 pm

      It’s not that hard I’ve done it at night while walking back to my apartment. 8 wings from Harold’s in some mild sauce! By they way I was eating while walking cause why wait till I get home?

  15. Thedevil June 29, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    Send more souls

  16. Dave June 29, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    Maybe some day these guys would learn how to shoot ..I mean cmon they got choppers uzis mac10s and ect …over a 1000 wounded and 218 killed ..I would like to see em hit 350 by September

  17. Sherri June 29, 2015 at 10:23 pm

    Ur comments are just down right ridiculous.. I mean these are human lives were talking about

    • John Galt June 30, 2015 at 1:29 am


    • James M June 30, 2015 at 7:28 am

      Hey Sherri, why dont ypu move to the Hood and Re-Distribute your White Priveledge amongst the Honor Students ?
      Then after a year or so report back to us.

    • Wolf June 30, 2015 at 11:01 am

      Sherri, Yes they are human as in feral humans, as indicated by their actions.
      Had a plague of feral cats a few years ago until a pair of great horned owls took up residence, and then no more feral cat problem. Maybe that is the solution to Chicago’s never ending crime problem, a Big Bird to snatch the feral ones up and carry them off.

  18. Tony June 30, 2015 at 10:39 am

    13 hours to hit 50 bagged and tagged and there is one to go. Going to be a nail biter folks so stay tuned and lets cheer the honor students on. Figuring most of them will not wake up until late afternoon the time frame is shorter yet.

  19. aa June 30, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    heyjackass reports on chicago’s sbags. the wash post reports on u.s. cops – https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/police-shootings/?hpid=z1

    per capita, chicago’s stats overwhelmingly much much worse

  20. Sherri June 30, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    It be nice to see em get up to 250+ by the end of the holidays …In fact every city needs a little bit of self help…

    • Tony June 30, 2015 at 6:21 pm

      I think the honor students need more encouragement from the spectators and they can hit 250. As myself and others have mentioned, the HS shooting accuracy is pathetic when you look at the number wounded and the small number bagged and tagged. If this huge discrepancy was addressed then the sky is the limit. So lets hope Rahm tells the CPD to stand down and let the show begin.

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