Enlightening Commentary

Pride Weekend Stupidity

Posted on June 28, 2019

Idiots jumping on a cop car.Sunday will likely produce a level of stupidity rarely seen on the North Side outside of St. Patrick’s Day or Halloween. As always, our colleagues over at CWBChicago will have a complete breakdown of the day’s events.

Final Stupidity Tally: 5 killed, 55 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 47 wounded*
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 29 wounded*
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 42 wounded

Friday 6/28
1:50p 8700 S Michigan, Chatham, F/15
1:50p 8700 S Michigan, Chatham, M/22
4:15p 5200 W Gladys, Austin, M/22
4:40p 6900 S Union, Englewood, F/19
7:00p 9800 S Michigan, Roseland, M/36
7:20p 3200 W Walnut, Garfield Park, M/52
9:30p 1000 E 92nd, Burnside, M/25
9:30p 1000 E 92nd, Burnside, M/38
Saturday 6/29
12:25a 1700 S Keeler, North Lawndale, M/17
12:25a 1700 S Keeler, North Lawndale, F/17
12:50a 400 W Briar, Lake View, F/29 (story)
1:55a 10500 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/23
2:30a 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, F/22
2:30a 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/28
2:30a 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/28
2:30a 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, F/49
2:30a 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/54
2:40a 1300 W 13th, Near West Side, M/53
2:55a 300 W 79th, Grand Crossing, M/15
3:05a 4600 W Monroe, Austin, M/28
4:00a 2200 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/24
4:20a 7500 S Lafayette, Grand Crossing, M/34
5:15a 4400 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/30
5:35a 3200 W Huron, Humboldt Park, M/26
6:10a 7000 S Throop, Englewood, M/38
9:40a 12200 S Emerald, West Pullman, M/34
2:05p 7600 S Aberdeen, Auburn Gresham, M/32
2:40p 100 E 87th, Chatham, M/21
4:50p 13200 S Langley, Riverdale, M/20
8:30p 5100 S Calumet, Washington Park, M/26
8:40p 900 E 132nd, Riverdale, M/19
9:05p 12201 S May, West Pullman, F/45
11:15p 6000 S Pulaski, West Lawn, M/18
11:00p 9900 S LaSalle, Roseland, M/43
Sunday 6/30
12:00a Somewhere over by der, M/? (selfie)
12:20a 7900 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/49
12:20a 7900 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/54
12:25a 600 N Ashland, West Town, M/38
12:50a 12400 S Parnell, West Pullman, M/18
12:50a 12400 S Parnell, West Pullman, M/23
12:55a 600 W Scott, Near North Side, M/22 (story)
12:55a 600 W Scott, Near North Side, M/37
12:55a 600 W Scott, Near North Side, M/49
12:55a 1100 N Cambridge, Near North Side, M/41
1:15a 800 N Cambridge, Near North Side, M/34
1:15a 800 N Cambridge, Near North Side, M/34
1:30a 4700 W Erie, Austin, M/23
3:15a 700 N Lorel, Austin, M/36
3:50a 8500 S Aberdeen, Auburn Gresham, M/23
5:05a 4800 W Augusta, Austin, M/43
Stolen Jeep crashes into bus shelter, kills man
7:05p 300 S Kilpatrick, Austin, M/18
7:30p 2600 W Warren, Near West Side, M/56
9:25p 1500 N Spaulding, Humboldt Park, M/15
9:25p 1500 N Spaulding, Humboldt Park, M/43
9:55p 2900 N Ridgeway, Avondale, M/22
Accountability Monday
12:30a 700 W 31st, Bridgeport, M/25
12:45a 12400 S State, West Pullman, M/23
2:45a 2200 E 97th, South Deering, M/20
3:20a 3100 W 61st, Chicago Lawn, F/30
3:20a 3100 W 61st, Chicago Lawn, M/40

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
* Part of the larger July 4th Shitshow