Enlightening Commentary

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Posted on April 17, 2020

Chief WiggumAs many grow tired of the “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” shtick, the usual jagoffs will look to continue their Spring Training drills ahead of the upcoming Summer Shooting Season… from at least 6′ away or else the Scolding Karens will get upset.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 32 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 41 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 9 killed, 39 wounded

Friday 4/17
12:25p 4900 N Drake, Albany Park, M/26
3:00p 13000 S King, Roseland, F/23
6:00p 8400 S Damen, Auburn Gresham, M/2
6:00p 8400 S Damen, Auburn Gresham, M/28
6:40p 1200 S Troy, North Lawndale, M/33
Saturday 4/18
12:00a 1100 S Mason, Austin, M/27
12:10a 1700 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/25
12:10a 1700 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/27
1:50a 6900 S St Lawrence, Woodlawn, M/52
6:50a 5400 W Rockwell, Gage Park, M/24
9:10a 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/30
9:10a 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/41
1:45p 100 N Albany, Garfield Park, M/24
5:05p 4000 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/24
6:05p 2000 W 69th, Englewood, M/58
10:10p 1100 W Marquette, Englewood, F/20
11:00p 3600 W 79th, Ashburn, F/17
11:55p 5700 S May, Englewood, M/22
11:55p 5700 S May, Englewood, M/39
Sunday 4/19
12:00a 3000 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, F/43
12:10a 6900 S May, Englewood, M/33
12:50a 6500 S Bishop, Englewood, M/25
1:15a 1100 S Laramie, Austin, M/26
1:15a 1100 S Laramie, Austin, F/33
1:15a 1100 S Laramie, Austin, M/35
1:55a Dan Ryan @ 43rd St, Fuller Park, F/27
3:40p 7100 S State, Grand Crossing, M/57
3:55p 4700 W Van Buren, Austin, M/17
4:25p 7500 S Blackstone, South Shore, F/20
4:55p 100 N Central Park, Garfield Park, M/17
4:55p 100 N Central Park, Garfield Park, M/22
6:25p 6000 W Gunninson, Portage Park, M/39
8:25p I94 @ 103rd St, Pullman, M/47
8:30p 5200 W Van Buren, Austin, M/19

8:30p 5200 W Van Buren, Austin, M/17
9:30p 6900 S Cornell, South Shore, M/18
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled due to hair appointments & bong hits

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday