Enlightening Commentary

“I have a gun in my ass”

Posted on August 8, 2013

kreepyTypically, gangbangers are not the most cooperative folks. More than a few have shown up at area hospitals with a few extra orifices and have refused to give up any details on where said holes came from.

That said, we found it interesting that “Kreepy” here put the “ass” in jackass and let the cops in on his not so fresh feeling down there:

“A Little Village gang member is being held on $20,000 bail after he admitted to police he was hiding a loaded gun in his buttocks, authorities said.

“I’m gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my a–,” Marco Alvarado, 20, told police after he was pulled over early Thursday, according to court records.

Alvarado, who has “Kreepy” tattooed on his shoulder, wasn’t lying, police said.

They found a loaded .22-caliber gun exactly where he claimed. Alvarado admitted he had just fired it three times into the air, according to a police report.”

And for his next trick, Kreepy will attempt to shove an entire WWII M1 Garand battle rifle, with bayonet, up his keister while riding a unicycle and playing Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” on an accordion.


Posted on August 8, 2013 at 11:00 PM