Enlightening Commentary

Honor Student of the Week

Posted on December 20, 2013

brandon_russell This week’s honor student hails from Auburn Gresham, where he enjoys wearing ugly rings and breaking cops’ noses.

“Brandon Russell, a 20-year-old student at the Community Youth Development Institute in Auburn Gresham, was arrested along with his sister after the pair attacked the off-duty cop Wednesday afternoon, authorities said.

The officer, who was working security at the school, told the sister, 17-year-old Aaliyah Russell-Morgan, to close a school door she had opened and leave…

Russell-Morgan refused, saying “I’ll kill you and I don’t care if you’re the police…”

We wonder if she kisses her brother with that mouth. Anyway…

“Russell ran past the principal when he saw his younger sister tussling with the officer and punched the officer in the face […] and [he] broke the cop’s nose.”

It would appear from the mugshot that ol’ Brando received a kiss from someone’s fist in return.


Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. Mike DiRienzo December 21, 2013 at 5:25 am

    What is Chicago coming to when a couple of young PhD students working on their doctoral thesis get harassed by the poe-leese?

  2. rogertc1 December 21, 2013 at 10:42 am

    17-year-old Aaliyah Russell-Morgan was working on her 2nd PHD.

  3. Dirk Thompson February 13, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    I certainly hope the jail staff will permit them access to their research thesis for advanced college placement . I mean, after all, a mind is a terrible thing to waist .

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