Enlightening Commentary

Hole-y Weekend Shoot-O-Rahm-a

Posted on March 30, 2018

dead easter bunnyA couple of years ago we had “Thou Shalt Not Murder” Easter Sunday. This Easter may be successful given the shitty weather forecast.

Final Shoot-o-Rahm-a Tally: 1 killed, 12 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 18 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 2 killed, 35 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 19 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 25 wounded

Good Friday
5:20p 5300 N Kenmore, Edgewater, M/40
6:45p 1500 N Linder, Austin, M/18
6:45p 1500 N Linder, Austin, M/26
8:10p 9600 S Jeffery, South Deering, M/21
Hole-y Saturday
2:40a 100 N Paulina, Near West Side, M/36
3:30a 6600 S Drexel, Woodlawn, M/36
💦 ☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂ 💦
5:25p 9100 S Emerald, Washington Heights, F/21
Easter Sunday
1:15a 700 E 92nd, Chatham, M/23
2:45a Somewhere Over-by-der, M/23
5:00a 1400 N Linder, Austin, M/23
5:50a 4900 S Kimbark, Kenwood, M/31
2:45p 100 N Long, Austin, M/25
9:05p 7000 S Merrill, South Shore, M/38

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday