Enlightening Commentary

Hole-y Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Posted on April 10, 2020

dead easter bunnyOnce upon a time we had “Thou Shalt Not Murder” Easter Sunday. Today we have Scolding Karens ratting out neighbors and passersby for COVID-19 wrongthink while our “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” lockdown is having the opposite effect on crime rates.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 4 killed, 19 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 10 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded

Good Friday
1:35p 4300 W Lexington, Garfield Park, M/52
6:15p 5900 W Potomac, Austin, M/25
7:50p 5500 S Ashland, Englewood, M/22

9:35p 5000 W Huron, Austin, M/39
11:40p 7900 S State, Grand Crossing, M/18
Saturday 4/11
12:55a 11000 S Halsted, Morgan Park, M/22
2:20a 3200 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/43
3:15a 5600 N Spaulding, North Park, M/26
9:50a 100 N Latrobe, Austin, M/38
12:30p 7600 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/23
4:30p 3800 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/23
7:25p 4400 N Lawndale, Albany Park, M/21
7:30p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/21
7:30p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/40
7:30p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/42
8:40p 7200 N Damen, Rogers Park, F/29
9:00p 200 W 38th, Armour Square, F/18
11:10p 11900 S Indiana, West Pullman, M/30
Easter Sunday
2:10p 400 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/31
7:40p 800 N Massasoit, Austin, M/29
7:45p 800 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/27
8:30p 2600 W Peterson, West Ridge, M/17
11:40p 13200 S King, Roseland, M/37
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled due to chocolate bunny overdose

Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday