Enlightening Commentary

Happy Anniversary

Posted on January 25, 2018

Three StoogesFive years ago today we launched an idea based on the “Chicago values” we were lectured about during the violent, political-anti-Chick-fil-A chicken sammich-infused summer of 2012. Every now and then we’re reminded about these values, but since we were never told exactly what those values are, we assumed that it must be murder, crime and mayhem.

In the past five years, we’ve recorded nearly 3,000 homicides, 15,000 shot and wounded, a crapload of “death investigations” along with many hundreds of people who caught one in the ass.

As always, thanks to everyone who has visited, emailed, followed, linked, liked and donated helping make this idea a very minor success.

– The HeyJackass Crew