Enlightening Commentary

Father’s Day Weekend

Posted on June 14, 2019

Happy Father's DayIn recent years, this weekend has been a total shitshow, however this year’s cool temps and precipitation helped keep the children in line.

Final Stupidity Tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 12 killed, 46 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 14 killed, 55 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 13 killed, 46 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 32 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 6 killed, 24 wounded

Friday 6/14
1:10p 10400 S Ave J, East Side, M/17
3:20p 8200 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/46
4:15p 200 N Leamington, Austin, M/24
4:15p 200 N Leamington, Austin, M/25
8:00p 4600 N Leavitt, Lincoln Square, M/31
9:30p 2700 N Avers, Logan Square, M/18
11:15p 7500 S Union, Englewood, M/33
Saturday 6/15
12:10a 3500 W Belmont, Avondale, M/35
2:00a 5600 W Addison, Portage Park, M/30
2:35a 7500 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, M/16
2:35a 7500 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, M/22
2:35a 7500 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, F/24
3:45a 2300 N Cicero, Belmont Cragin, M/25
5:55a 7900 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/25
? ☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂ ?
8:05p 2400 S Central Park, Little Village, M/24
8:50p 2300 W 68th, Chicago Lawn, M/15
10:45p 7600 S Eggleston, Grand Crossing, M/31
11:30p 7600 S Laflin, Auburn Gresham, M/58
Father’s Day
12:40a 300 S Canal, Near West Side, M/27
12:55a 2600 S St Louis, Little Village, F/27
1:20a 10500 S Edbrooke, Roseland, F/23
2:35a 3100 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/17
2:40a 9000 S Stony Island, Calumet Heights, M/34
3:05p 700 N Parkside, Austin, M/26
4:45p 1100 W 110th, Morgan Park, F/16
8:20p 5000 W Adams, Austin, M/17
10:05p 6400 S Talman, Chicago Lawn, M/39
10:05p 6400 S Talman, Chicago Lawn, M/43
11:25p 7900 S Luella, South Chicago, M/25
Accountability Monday
1:45a 1200 N Menard, Austin, M/30
2:30a 2928 N Broadway, Lake View, M/30 (story)
2:50a 10600 S Torrence, South Deering, F/38

Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday