Enlightening Commentary

Catch and Release

Posted on July 22, 2014

Catch and ReleaseA vast majority of ‘honor students’ who are arrested for shootings and/or homicides have lengthy rap sheets appended to their stellar report cards. Previous infractions range from the minor, like petty theft or pot, all the way up to murder.

Back in August we penned one of our more popular posts of the year. Not because it was so well written but because of the title, “I have a gun in my ass”. The star of the article, Kreepy, was busted for hiding a defaced .22 in his ass. Now fast forward to today and Kreepy has moved on to bigger and better things, like first degree murder.

“Prosecutors described how Marco Alvarado [Kreepy], 21, and another man approached Jacob Klepacz, 32, and his friend in the 1500 block of West Fullerton Avenue on April 28, around 3:55 a.m., after the two had left a Wrigleyville bar.

Alvarado punched Klepacz’s friend and the other attacker punched Klepacz, Assistant State’s Attorney Colleen Rogers said in court.

When both victims fell to the ground, the two punched and stomped the victims before taking their cell phones, money and a drivers’ licenses, according to prosecutors.

Klepacz’s injuries rendered him unconscious and his friend called police. Klepacz, of the 1200 block of North Noble Street, was pronounced dead at 4:21 a.m. that morning at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center.”

Once again, thanks to Cook County’s “Catch & Release” or the ever popular “Hug a Thug” program, another innocent, non-combatant is dead at the hands of a lifelong jagoff.

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. Darcone July 22, 2014 at 10:00 am

    Crime is down…………

    • Mayberry RFD July 22, 2014 at 2:31 pm

      Correct – nothing here to be concerned about.

  2. The Count July 22, 2014 at 10:47 am

    That’s what you democratic liberals want I hope you catch a scum in the middle of the unite and your the victim, or do you have to be a 11year old to get attention Obamas
    wife. What aJOKE what about the other dead. Fuck that whole white house what a

  3. The Count July 22, 2014 at 11:22 am

    Oh by the way did you hear about the Obamas? They out 450.000 Down on 4.5mi home in California. I guess they ddon’t care about leaches. Just vote for me Suckers!

  4. a July 22, 2014 at 11:59 am

    the criminal justice system we have today is a system of, for and by the lawyers/judges. the lawyers/judges have hijacked your system and made it theirs. they are the beneficiaries of what they created – not you. think about this – when all the lawyers in the courtroom – the judge, prosecutor and defense – when all their bread is being buttered by the same source – your tax money – you have a serious major conflict of interest. yet this conflict is interest in the court room is ignored by the lawyers, the courts, the appeals courts, the state supreme courts, the federal courts and the federal supreme court – because it is a major taxpayer funded stimulous package for the membership of the lawyer industrial complex. when the system turns their head, look the other way, at this conflict of interest, it allows them to ignore everything else thats right, proper and good about the original justice system that was set up. its now – only all about the money that the lawyers/judges can extract from you and your tax monies – nothing else really matters. cases in chicago take minimum 3 times as long (on average) than they do in over 3,000 counties in the u.s. 3 times longer. time is money – and in chicago – 3 times the money. lawyers/judges suck and are pilfering and plundering your tax monies directly into their own pockets but also by way of overcrowding the jail as inmates wait and wait and wait on the taxpayers dime for the lawyers/judges to close their cases. the lawyer/judge designed system is irretrievably broken. ctrl alt del

  5. Mayberry RFD July 22, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    Kreepy – now that is a great sobriquet!

    I am retiring the word savage and replacing with Kreepy.

    Does anyone know if there was a write up on the Porch violence incident from Sunday? I bet that is an instant classic.

  6. Rob July 22, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    A brother gets choked to death in NYC and Al is all over it! 177 Black people killed in Chi-town and not one massive rally!

  7. The Count July 22, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    Just look at Daley’s new phew the fix is in. Make sure he gets on his knees every Sunday! Another crooked politilitian!

  8. Laughing about Kreepy July 22, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    “And for his next trick, Kreepy will attempt to shove an entire WWII M1 Garand battle rifle, with bayonet, up his keister while riding a unicycle and playing Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” on an accordion. ”


    Seriously – we need some gang bustas ovah heah quick.

  9. fr. Marquette July 22, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Douglas and Humboldt Parks should be fitted with scaffolding.when the cops find a killer they should drop him off at a rival gangs turf and that gang can hang the killer…then throw the bodies into a lagoon to feed the koi. …the streets need to start cleaning themselves up since our legal system is useless….60/300…getting close….sad

  10. NYC2AZ July 22, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    Klepacz wasn’t shot, therefore his death can’t be used to further Rahm’s progressive political talking points… Nothing to see here, move along.

  11. slickchris July 22, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    This guy looks like he’s half way through a sex change and puts guns and who knows what else in his ass. I’m sure he’ll be popular in the big house.

    • Mayberry RFD July 22, 2014 at 10:37 pm

      Yes, Kreepy went all Richard Gere on us.

      If he can put a gun up his brown hole, do you figure he has put stuff up there and forgotten it? Or when Kreepy is sitting around the porch with his homies and something goes missing, is Kreepy forced to down a bottle of turd busting juice?

      • Mr. Madison July 23, 2014 at 12:04 am

        Then you would have to call him “Krappy.” Hehehe.

        • Slickchris July 23, 2014 at 6:05 pm

          Krappy is more fitting. Give his looks he’ll get plenty in his ass. If I was him I’d ask for lethal injection.

  12. Mike D July 23, 2014 at 7:35 am

    Maybe he just wanted the gerbils up his ass to protect them from the other gerbils. They’re rodents just like all the other gang bangin vermin.

  13. The Count July 23, 2014 at 10:20 am

    The phoney mayor visits the little girls house how about the other 193 killed.
    what a fraud, liar, and back stabber

    • Gargoyle July 23, 2014 at 4:45 pm

      A overwhelming majority of the 193 had what was coming to them.

  14. The Count July 23, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Where were the race hustlers?

    • Mayberry RFD July 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm

      The race hustlers…

      Jesse is up to his eyes in attacking Twitter for not having enough brothers and sisters employed. In short, he is low on cash money and needs some hush money from Twitter.

      Reverend Al has his hands full with some police brutality after a Kreepy fell over dead when asked to put his hands behind his head.

      Most others are trolling the border looking for shake down opportunities.

      We will hear from then more loudly in the coming days since the Gaystopo has assumed the discrimination and victim template from them – bad for business!

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