Turkey Shoot Weekend

3 Stooges ThanksgivingThe extended Thanksgiving weekend has been known to put up July 4th-like numbers and with 2020 being 2020, it’s not outside of the realm of stupidity this time around.

5:00p Peaceful Tally: 8 killed, 12 wounded
2019 Thanksgiving weekend: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2018 Thanksgiving weekend: 4 killed, 20 wounded
2017 Thanksgiving weekend: 8 killed, 37 wounded
2016 Thanksgiving weekend: 11 killed, 64 wounded
2015 Thanksgiving weekend: 9 killed, 22 wounded
2014 Thanksgiving weekend: 5 killed, 23 wounded
2013 Thanksgiving weekend: 4 killed, 12 wounded

Wednesday 11/25
7:50p 2300 W Madison, Near West Side, M/28
Thanksgiving
2:15a 900 N Drake, Humboldt Park, M/56
3:40a 1400 S Avers, North Lawndale, M/32
2:50p 3500 W 58th, Gage Park, M/28
5:30p 7900 S Bishop, Auburn Gresham, F/19
11:05p 8000 S Aberdeen, Auburn Gresham, M/16
11:50p 5400 S Loomis, New City, M/28
Black Friday
12:30a 1500 W 79th, Auburn Gresham, M/30
1:25a 3700 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/23
3:15a 6800 S Talman, Chicago Lawn, M/52

1:20p 300 W 95th, Roseland, M/19
1:20p 300 W 95th, Roseland, M/59
1:30p 1700 W Thome, Edgewater, M/27
1:30p 1700 W Thome, Edgewater, M/31

3:40p 2900 W Fulton, Garfield Park, M/25
8:30p 3900 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/27

10:15p 9400 S Laflin, Washington Heights, F/20
10:15p 9400 S Laflin, Washington Heights, F/20
Saturday 11/28
6:10a 3100 W 26th, Little Village, M/33
2:15p 9000 S Commercial, South Chicago, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Wednesday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Crime Scene TapeThe Non-Essentials moved the entire state back to “Tier 3” mitigation levels which supposedly limits drive-by shootings to no more than three victims in a single incident.

Mostly Peaceful Tally: 6 killed, 47 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 7 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 28 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 13 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 15 wounded

Friday 11/20
1:55p 3100 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/42
5:15p 6200 S Yale, Englewood, M/?
6:20p 300 E 116th, West Pullman, F/24
7:10p 600 E 41st, Grand Boulevard, M/30
7:35p 2000 E 71st, South Shore, M/22
7:55p 3500 W Polk, Garfield Park, F/24
8:00p 1500 W 79th, Auburn Gresham, M/16
8:30p 8300 S Yates, South Chicago, F/35
9:45p 7700 S Seeley, Auburn Gresham, M/27
11:20p 2200 S Sawyer, Little Village, M/24
11:20p 2200 S Sawyer, Little Village, M/27
11:45p 10300 S Wallace, Roseland, M/17
Saturday 11/21
12:30a 100 N Waller, Austin, M/21
2:00a 200 N Wabash, Loop, M/? (suicide?)
2:15a 7900 S Justine, Auburn Gresham, F/?
2:15a 7900 S Justine, Auburn Gresham, F/31
2:15a 7900 S Justine, Auburn Gresham, M/32
2:15a 7900 S Justine, Auburn Gresham, F/33
2:15a 7900 S Justine, Auburn Gresham, F/33
2:15a 7900 S Justine, Auburn Gresham, M/31
4:20a Drop-off @ Stitch-n-Go, M/16
4:45a 1400 N Lawler, Austin, M/45
2:15p 7700 S Lafayette, Grand Crossing, F/21
2:50p 100 N Waller, Austin, M/33
5:30p 5900 S Yale, Englewood, M/30
5:30p 5900 S Yale, Englewood, M/61
6:45p 6300 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/23
6:45p 6300 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/25
6:45p 6300 S Wolcott, Englewood, F/30
6:55p 12200 S Eggleston, West Pullman, M/32
6:55p 12200 S Eggleston, West Pullman, M/34
9:15p 4800 S Union, New City, M/31
9:15p 100 N Kilbourn, Garfield Park, M/25
10:15p 7900 S Brandon, South Chicago, M/30
10:30p 7100 S South Shore, South Shore, M/30
11:25p 11700 S Normal, West Pullman, M/30
Sunday 11/22
12:40a 700 E 101st, Pullman, M/25
12:40a 700 E 101st, Pullman, M/28
12:40a 700 E 101st, Pullman, F/30
12:40a 700 E 101st, Pullman, F/30
2:30a 1400 N Laramie, Austin, M/29
3:00a 1900 S Lake Shore, Near South Side, F/35
5:10a 7400 S State, Grand Crossing, M/26
5:10a 7400 S State, Grand Crossing, M/27
12:00p 6500 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/33
3:55p 1500 N Kingsbury, Near North Side, M/23
4:00p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/22
4:00p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/38
4:00p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/53
9:40p 3800 W Harrison, Garfield Park, M/17
9:40p 3800 W Harrison, Garfield Park, M/17
10:00p 6300 N Mozart, West Ridge, M/28
10:45p 5900 W Fillmore, Austin, M/22
No Accountability Monday
4:35a 100 N Karlov, Garfield Park, M/27

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Three Stooges Doctors As the Non-Essentials get more “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law”-ier with pandemic theater getting another scolding curtain call, cases of lead poisoning continue apace.

Final Peaceful Tally: 3 killed, 22 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 29 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 1 killed, 12 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 13 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 15 wounded

Friday the 13th
4:00p 5900 S LaSalle, Englewood, M/37
8:00p 6100 W 64th, Clearing, M/37
8:05p 5600 W Madison, Austin, M/28
11:05p 500 W Taylor, Near West Side, M/16
Saturday 11/14
12:45a 11900 S Wentworth, W. Pullman, M/30 (selfie)
12:55a 3800 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/32
3:10a 800 S Kolmar, Garfield Park, M/54
12:05p 8200 S Dobson, Chatham, M/29
2:10p 5500 W Washington, Austin, F/26
3:20p 1300 S Springfield, North Lawndale, M/27
7:30p 700 E 105th, Pullman, M/12
11:00p 7900 S Stony Island, Avalon Park, M/22
Sunday 11/15
2:00a 5500 S Damen, Englewood, M/22
2:00a 5500 S Perry, Washington Park, M/22
7:00a 1200 W 72nd, Englewood, F/39
7:35a 650 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, M/36
10:35a 1500 W Howard, Rogers Park, M/32
3:25p 5600 W Madison, Austin, M/24
5:45p 2100 S Drake, North Lawndale, M/21
8:30p 3900 W Jackson, Garfield Park, F/37
9:00p 200 E 79th, Chatham, F/14
9:00p 200 E 79th, Chatham, M/18
9:00p 200 E 79th, Chatham, M/19
9:00p 2500 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/34
No Accountability Monday
3:30a 1000 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/40

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

Duck And CoverSummer-like weather in November means it is more than ideal for some summer-like levels of stupidity.

Final Peaceful Tally: 9 killed, 37 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 17 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 19 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 3 killed, 17 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 1 killed, 20 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 16 wounded

Friday 11/6
12:05p 4800 W Race, Austin, M/27
4:45p 9100 S Dante, Calumet Heights, F/27
7:30p 900 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/16
7:35p 7600 S Bishop, Auburn Gresham, M/23
10:00p 4800 W Van Buren, Austin, M/25
10:45p 4800 W Congress, Austin, M/29
11:40p 100 N Parkside, Austin, M/21
Saturday 11/7
12:15a 800 S Independence, Garfield Park, M/24
1:40a 5900 W Huron, Austin, M/21
1:40a 5900 W Huron, Austin, M/28
1:45a 300 E Wacker, Loop, M/33
2:05a 6600 S Ashland, Englewood, M/30
2:55a 5400 W Cortez, Austin, M/22
3:05a 2700 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/19
3:15a 2100 E 72nd, South Shore, M/44
3:15a 2100 E 72nd, South Shore, M/32
4:30p 1500 W 79th, Auburn Gresham, M/30
4:30p 1500 W 79th, Auburn Gresham, M/60
5:20p 6400 S Kedvale, West Lawn, M/27
5:20p 6400 S Kedvale, West Lawn, M/30
5:30p 7400 N Oakley, West Ridge, M/20
5:55p 400 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/21
5:55p 400 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/31
7:25p 200 N Central, Austin, M/20
8:25p 200 E 35th, Douglas, M/20
Sunday 11/8
12:20a 4000 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/15
1:10a 4900 W Madison, Austin, M/25
2:10a 2400 W North, West Town, M/26
2:30a 2700 W 25th, Little Village, M/15
2:55a 5500 W Chicago, Austin, M/55
3:15a 3500 W 59th, Gage Park, M/20
12:15p 7200 S Kedzie, Chicago Lawn, M/20
1:00p 4400 S Campbell, Brighton Park, M/17
3:55p 6900 S Emerald, Englewood, M/44
5:50p 3700 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/72
6:15p 7800 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, M/24
6:15p 7800 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, F/23
6:50p 6300 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/32
7:30p 8200 S Marquette, South Chicago, M/29
7:50p 8000 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/25
8:35p 200 W 93rd, Roseland, M/29 (selfie)
No Accountability Monday
1:00a 3100 W 40th, Brighton Park, M/20
1:40a 3900 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/50
2:00a 4700 W 59th, Clearing, M/20
2:40a 5000 W Gladys, Austin, F/?

3:50a I290 @ Homan, Garfield Park, F/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

October Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentWhile the election is taking up most of the oxygen in the room of late, October went ahead and posted its worst tally since the last major election year of 2016. Officialdom decided the best comparison was to use April’s 58/195 as its “lowest since” metric thereby skipping five months of unacceptability.

October 2020: 69 killed, 297 wounded
October 2019: 40 killed, 192 wounded
October 2018: 54 killed, 209 wounded
October 2017: 59 killed, 227 wounded
October 2016: 82 killed, 348 wounded
October 2015: 31 killed, 203 wounded
October 2014: 39 killed, 215 wounded
October 2013: 35 killed, 98 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s idiocy shows:

  • 62 shot & killed
  • 4 stabbed
  • 3 killed via other means
  • 1 shot by police, fatal
  • 4 self defense, 2 fatal
  • 7 homicide-linked arrests
  • Averaged 11 people shot per day
  • 3 days were homicide-free
  • 74 in serious or critical condition
  • 61 males killed vs 8 females
  • 57 Blacks, 10 Hispanics, 2 White/Other
  • 4 children 12 and younger shot
  • 53 teenagers shot, 5 fatally
  • Homicide age range: newborn-69
  • Team Garfield Park led w/ 46 shot, 7 fatal
  • 17 grazed
  • 2 selfies
  • 25 #ShotInTheAss

Our October forecast of 60 homicides with an additional 300 shot and wounded is likely to be more accurate than any election poll. November will look to continue the trend and post yet another 60 homicides with 275 finding themselves shot and wounded. Our year end guesstimate still has us looking at 750 to 800 homicides and upwards of 4000 shot and wounded.

Halloween Stupidity

Interesting HalloweenStay tuned for a very special full-moon-Halloween-pre-tHe-MoST-imPorTAnt-EleCTiOn-of-OuR-LifETImes-mostly peaceful-wear-a-mask-or-you’ll-kill-grandma-pandemic-theater weekend.

Final Peaceful Tally: 5 killed, 27 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 15 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 15 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 14 killed, 45 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 20 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 8 killed, 13 wounded

Friday 10/30
12:10p 12300 S Parnell, West Pullman, M/57
3:45p I57 @ 111th, Morgan Park, M/?
6:35p 7100 S Paulina, Englewood, M/19
7:10p 4500 S Rockwell, Brighton Park, M/30
7:35p 7100 S Halsted, Englewood, M/51
8:05p 4900 S Tripp, Archer Heights, M/16
9:15p 11600 S Vincennes, Morgan Park, M/32
9:15p 11600 S Vincennes, Morgan Park, M/16
9:15p 11600 S Vincennes, Morgan Park, M/27
9:15p 11600 S Vincennes, Morgan Park, M/30
11:10p 8500 S Buffalo, South Chicago, M/48
Halloween
12:30a 800 S Keeler, Garfield Park, M/34
12:45a 3800 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/17
2:50a 2400 S Blue Island, Lower West Side, M/19
2:50a 2400 S Blue Island, Lower West Side, M/27
4:15a 2200 S Oakley, Lower West Side, F/30
4:50a 6700 S Rhodes, Woodlawn, F/34
3:00p 800 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/22
3:00p 800 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/43
7:05p 3300 W Huron, Humboldt Park, M/57
7:45p 7900 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/22
8:20p 3800 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/18
8:25p 2200 E 68th, South Shore, M/32
10:30p 7800 S State, Grand Crossing, F/30
11:50p 4700 S Union, New City, M/26
Sunday 11/1
1:05a 1725 S Ashland, Lower West Side, F/27
2:35a 6900 S Eggleston, Englewood, F/22
2:35a 6900 S Eggleston, Englewood, F/?
2:35a 6900 S Eggleston, Englewood, F/?
9:35p 7600 S State, Grand Crossing, M/19
9:35p 7600 S State, Grand Crossing, M/19
10:10p 4300 W Thomas, Humboldt Park, F/28
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled due to electioneering training

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Nothing to See Here Folks... Naked GunThe Non-Essentials plan to put small businesses out of their misery started this weekend with round two of “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” pandemic theater while trigger pulling and lead catching continued on its record pace.

Final Peaceful Tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 39 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 2 killed, 23 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 17 killed, 45 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 28 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 15 wounded

Friday 10/23
12:30p 3700 W 26th, Little Village, M/25
1:25p 1600 E 95th, South Deering, M/23
2:55p 10500 S Edbrooke, Roseland, M/28
2:55p 10500 S Edbrooke, Roseland, M/58
3:45p 4700 W Jackson, Austin, M/22
7:50p 7900 S Saginaw, South Chicago, M/28
10:30p 5100 W Chicago, Austin, M/33
11:15p 2700 N Newland, Montclare, M/34
Saturday 10/24
3:15a 1300 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/47
10:35a 700 S Independence, Garfield Park, M/20
10:40a 8000 S Coles, South Chicago, M/21
11:40a 1100 E 87th, Chatham, M/?
11:40a 1100 E 87th, Chatham, M/?
3:10p 1300 E 89th, Calumet Heights, F/3
4:30p 11400 S Calumet, Roseland, M/32
6:30p 100 E Chicago, Near North Side, M/26
8:25p 100 W Swann, Fuller Park, M/30
10:10p 900 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/31

10:30p 1500 W Farwell, Rogers Park, M/22
Sunday 10/25
3:35a 3200 W Maypole, Garfield Park, F/21
3:35a 3200 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/27
4:30a 4600 W Adams, Austin, M/34
8:10a 2600 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/25
11:15a 7100 S Mozart, Chicago Lawn, M/58
12:00p 2800 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/37
12:00p 2800 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/56
4:55p 1200 S Keeler, North Lawndale, M/18
6:15p 9000 S Laflin, Washington Heights, M/64
7:00p 1600 W 74th, Englewood, M/40
7:15p 2100 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/18
10:45p 8400 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/39
No Accountability Monday
6:00a 3200 W 26th, Little Village, M/37

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

Nothing to See Here Folks... Naked Gun

Final Peaceful Tally: 9 killed, 31 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 38 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 29 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 28 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 35 wounded

Friday 10/16
1:15p 5700 N Spaulding, North Park, M/36
3:00p 8600 S Indiana, Chatham, M/47
4:30p 2900 W Fulton, Garfield Park, M/55
6:05p 5100 W Ohio, Austin, M/22
10:30p 1600 W 80th, Auburn Gresham, M/27
10:50p 3600 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/14
10:50p 3600 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/15
11:50p 6700 W Belmont, Dunning, M/42
Saturday 10/17
12:00a 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/30
12:00a 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, F/26
12:30a 2200 W Diversey, Logan Square, M/17
2:35a 8000 S Muskegon, South Chicago, F/38
2:45a 1500 N Leamington, Austin, M/29
4:20a 3700 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, F/22
4:20a 3700 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/23
4:45a 3500 S Lake Park, Oakland, M/35
3:20p 1900 E 95th, South Deering, M/27
3:20p 1900 E 95th, South Deering, M/30
3:20p 1900 E 95th, South Deering, M/40
3:45p 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/30
4:25p 10600 S Bensley, South Deering, M/22
5:15p 7500 S Dorchester, South Shore, F/17
5:15p 7500 S Dorchester, South Shore, F/?
10:00p 4500 S Honore, New City, M/46
10:50p 1000 W Hollywood, Edgewater, M/38
Sunday 10/18
12:40a 2400 S Washtenaw, Little Village, M/37
1:45a 5000 S Cicero, Garfield Ridge, M/27
4:20a 7500 S Emerald, Englewood, F/26
7:15a 1400 N Kildare, Humboldt Park, M/23
7:40a 10300 Torrence, South Deering, F/22
7:45a 4900 W Hubbard, Austin, F/?
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
3:00p 9400 S Wabash, Roseland, M/55
4:05p 3100 W Walton, Humboldt Park, M/30
5:40p 200 N Sacramento, Garfield Park, M/27

5:40p 200 N Sacramento, Garfield Park, M/25
5:40p 200 N Sacramento, Garfield Park, M/27
5:40p 200 N Sacramento, Garfield Park, M/32
5:40p 200 N Sacramento, Garfield Park, M/37
9:10p 6100 W Giddings, Portage Park, M/31 (CCW)
No Accountability Monday
Quota met or exceeded, cancelled.

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

ChrisGiven that the statues were peacefully removed and the parade has been cancelled, the resulting peace should have yielded zeros across the board “until further notice”.

Final Peaceful Tally: 6 killed, 49 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 20 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 26 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 9 killed, 17 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 20 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 22 wounded

Friday 10/9
2:50p 100 W 111th, Roseland, M/3
3:10p 2300 S Damen, Lower West Side, M/30
6:15p 4300 W Cermak, North Lawndale, M/36
6:45p 3100 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/15
6:45p 7100 S Morgan, Englewood, M/24
9:30p 500 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/50
9:40p 5400 S Talman, Gage Park, M/24
9:40p 9000 S Jeffery, Calumet Heights, M/34
11:15p 3200 W Cermak, Little Village, M/24
11:15p 3200 W Cermak, Little Village, M/40
11:25p 5600 W Augusta, Austin, M/28
11:25p 400 W 83rd, Chatham, F/18
11:30p 10800 S Calumet, Roseland, M/37
11:30p 10800 S Calumet, Roseland, F/33
11:30p 10800 S Calumet, Roseland, M/37
Saturday 10/10
12:05a 5100 S Hermitage, New City, M/18
12:20a 700 N Noble, West Town, M/26
2:25a 4500 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, F/25
2:25a 4500 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, F/22
2:55a 100 N Kedzie, Garfield Park, M/27
3:20a 3600 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/39
3:55a 4300 N Pulaski, Irving Park, M/25
5:55a 1630 S Homan, North Lawndale, M/24
9:50a 10000 S Hoxie, South Deering, M/26
9:55a 3200 W Washington, Garfield Park, M/40
3:35p 6900 S Ashland, Englewood, M/?
6:10p 5000 W Gladys, Austin, M/30
6:50p 100 S Keeler, Garfield Park, M/21
6:50p 100 S Keeler, Garfield Park, F/17
6:50p 100 S Keeler, Garfield Park, M/19
6:50p 100 S Keeler, Garfield Park, M/34
8:05p 500 N Parkside, Austin, M/35
8:35p 200 W Pershing, Armour Square, F/38
Sunday 10/11
1:00a 3500 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/28
1:20a 1500 N Leamington, Austin, F/32
1:30a 10500 S Oglesby, South Deering, M/18
2:10a 100 S Central Park, Garfield Park, F/27
2:25a 4200 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/20
2:40a 5400 W Cortez, Austin, M/26
4:20a 1300 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/28
5:35a 300 W 107th, Roseland, M/17
6:00a 6500 S Vernon, Woodlawn, F/25
12:45p 7900 S Marquette, South Chicago, M/23
12:50p 7900 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/49
1:20p 300 S Lake Shore, Loop, F/19
2:30p 6600 S St Lawrence, Woodlawn, M/15
2:35p 200 W Cermak, Armour Square, M/24
4:30p 700 S Independence, Garfield Park, M/17
5:40p 100 S Kostner, Garfield Park, M/26
8:50p 3200 W Division, Humboldt Park, M/28
9:55p 8600 S State, Chatham, M/25
10:20p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/43
No Accountability Columbus Day
2:40a 4600 S Drexel, Kenwood, M/20
2:40a 4600 S Drexel, Kenwood, M/21
2:40a 4600 S Drexel, Kenwood, M/24

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

Sideshow Bob

Final Peaceful Tally: 6 killed, 32 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 13 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 15 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 10 killed, 28 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 7 killed, 39 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 16 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 18 wounded

Friday 10/2
3:55p 4000 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/?
5:00p 2900 N Cicero, Belmont Cragin, M/19
5:45p 6600 S Oakley, Chicago Lawn, F/14
5:45p 6600 S Oakley, Chicago Lawn, M/35
6:25p 1100 W 63rd, Englewood, M/19
6:25p 1100 W 63rd, Englewood, M/24
9:05p 5000 W Chicago, Austin, M/40
10:00p 2600 W 62nd, Chicago Lawn, M/25
Saturday 10/3
1:55a 3500 W 63rd, Chicago Lawn, M/18
2:15a 5000 W Quincy, Austin, M/44
3:00a 7000 S California, Chicago Lawn, M/16
3:00a 7000 S California, Chicago Lawn, M/17
3:20a 3500 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/26
6:20a 6300 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/35
6:40a 9000 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/34
3:50p 4200 W Lake, Garfield Park, F/25
3:55p 5600 S Racine, Englewood, M/50
4:10p 9100 S Emerald, Washington Heights, M/31
5:00p 8100 S Ingleside, Chatham, F/28
5:50p 500 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/38
7:25p 400 E 105th, Roseland, M/20
11:05p 6800 S Halsted, Englewood, M/40
Sunday 10/4
1:10a 3100 S Shields, Armour Square, M/42
2:40a 1400 W 114th, Morgan Park, M/20
2:50a 2700 W Rosemont, West Ridge, F/38
3:30a 3000 W Ainslie, Albany Park, M/22
3:35a 1800 W 21st, Lower West Side, M/34
4:30a 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, F/22
1:00p 1100 S Troy, North Lawndale, M/32
3:05p 5800 S Ashland, Englewood, M/20
3:05p 5800 S Ashland, Englewood, M/24
3:05p 5800 S Ashland, Englewood, M/26
4:45p Drop-off at Mt. Sinai, N. Lawndale, M/17
4:50p 11300 S Harvard, Roseland, M/18
4:50p 11300 S Harvard, Roseland, M/50
10:30p 3600 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/27
10:30p 3600 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/18
No Accountability Monday
12:20a I-94 @ Elston, Albany Park, M/21

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

September Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentWhile May, June & July ended up being “unacceptable”, record breaking months and August provided an ever so slight respite, September pulls a “hold my beer” and puts up totals rivaling the early 90s.

September 2020: 84 killed, 325 wounded
September 2019: 54 killed, 212 wounded
September 2018: 49 killed, 207 wounded
September 2017: 61 killed, 273 wounded
September 2016: 69 killed, 301 wounded
September 2015: 63 killed, 303 wounded
September 2014: 46 killed, 211 wounded
September 2013: 42 killed, 154 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s idiocy shows:

  • 74 shot & killed
  • 6 stabbed
  • 4 killed via other means
  • 2 shot by police, 1 fatally
  • 2 shot by off duty police, 0 fatally
  • 1 shot by CCW, nonfatal
  • 10 homicide-linked arrests
  • Averaged 13 people shot per day
  • 2 days were homicide-free
  • 81 in serious or critical condition
  • 71 males killed vs 12 females
  • 65 Blacks, 15 Hispanics, 3 White/Other
  • 5 children 12 and younger shot
  • 68 teenagers shot, 12 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 3-86
  • Team Englewood led w/ 38 shot, 8 fatal
  • 27 grazed
  • 3 selfies
  • 16 #ShotInTheAss

We went 2 for 3 on our forecast of 60 homicides and an additional 325 shot and wounded with #3000 person shot hitting the board on the 14th. October will most likely continue the Season’s trend. We’re forecasting another 60 homicides and an additional 300 shot and wounded. Our early guesstimate for year end has us looking at 750 to 800 homicides and upwards of 4000 shot and wounded.

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

GiddyUp!

Final Peaceful Tally: 11 killed, 43 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 7 killed, 14 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 41 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 32 wounded

Friday 9/25
5:55p 3600 W 16th, North Lawndale, M/36
5:55p 3600 W 16th, North Lawndale, M/36
10:00p 9400 S Vernon, Roseland, M/19
10:10p 6700 S Ashland, Englewood, M/18
10:25p 2900 E 79th, South Shore, M/40
Saturday 9/26
12:10a 3400 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/18
1:40a 300 W 47th, Fuller Park, M/28
1:40a 300 W 47th, Fuller Park, M/36
2:45a 7300 S Yale, Grand Crossing, M/?
3:35a 2400 W Lithuanian Plaza, Chicago Lawn, F/23
3:35a 2400 W Lithuanian Plaza, Chicago Lawn, F/29
3:35a 2400 W Lithuanian Plaza, Chicago Lawn, M/30
3:35a 2400 W Lithuanian Plaza, Chicago Lawn, M/30
4:10a 7000 S Harper, South Shore, M/42
4:55a 200 N Latrobe, Austin, M/20

9:15a 3100 W Cermak, Little Village, M/42
9:20a 3200 W Fulton, Garfield Park, F/5
11:10a 200 N Leamington, Austin, M/17

3:45p 9500 S Cottage Grove, Pullman, M/19
6:30p 7300 S May, Englewood, M/22
6:30p 7300 S May, Englewood, M/36
6:45p 5000 W Wolfram, Avondale, M/22
6:45p 5000 W Wolfram, Avondale, M/23
8:55p 7800 S Western, Ashburn, M/24
9:05p 3200 S Morgan, Bridgeport, M/17
9:05p 3200 S Morgan, Bridgeport, M/36
9:20p 11600 S Prairie, West Pullman, M/15
Sunday 9/27
12:15a 3400 N Rockwell, North Center, F/? (story)
2:05a 1300 W 64th, Englewood, M/17
2:40a 5300 W North, Austin, M/31
2:50a 2100 N Karlov, Hermosa, M/31
3:25a 1500 N Mayfield, Austin, F/43
4:30a 100 N Kilbourn, Garfield Park, M/37
3:45p 100 E 123rd, West Pullman, M/14
3:45p 100 E 123rd, West Pullman, M/14
3:50p 100 E 112th, Roseland, M/32
3:50p 4900 W Van Buren, Austin, M/35
3:55p 8000 S Drexel, Chatham, M/18
5:00p Drop-off @ St. Bernard, Englewood, M/20
5:00p 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, M/15
5:40p 5 E 83rd, Chatham, F/25
5:40p 5 E 83rd, Chatham, M/29
5:40p 5 E 83rd, Chatham, M/34
6:30p 4300 S Wentworth, Fuller Park, M/20
6:30p 4300 S Wentworth, Fuller Park, M/53
6:45p 6100 S Bishop, Englewood, M/54
6:45p 6100 S Bishop, Englewood, M/66
7:30p 6700 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, F/18
7:30p 6700 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, F/18
7:30p 6700 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, F/24
8:30p 13000 S Ellis, Pullman, F/22
9:30p 1300 N Western, West Town, M/26
11:00p 600 N Sawyer, Humboldt Park, M/21
No Accountability Monday
12:55a 1400 E 73rd, South Shore, M/31

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

Tire fire

Final Peaceful Tally: 10 killed, 37 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 36 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 11 killed, 46 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 53 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 8 killed, 44 wounded

Friday 9/18
1:00p 2800 W 51st, Gage Park, M/35
4:00p 10600 S Bensley, South Deering, M/16
5:40p 8400 S Escanaba, South Chicago, M/24
5:55p 8000 S Chappel, South Chicago, M/35
6:45p 4100 W Lawrence, Albany Park, M/18
10:05p 5700 W Midway Park, Austin, M/?
10:15p 2700 W Agatite, Albany Park, M/38
10:20p 2100 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/27
10:50p 1600 W 35th, Mckinley Park, M/22
11:30p 300 W 110th, Roseland, M/27
Saturday 9/19
12:50a 3300 E 85th, South Chicago, M/41
2:15a 5000 W Monroe, Austin, M/16
4:05a 7000 S Peoria, Englewood, M/27
4:05a 7000 S Peoria, Englewood, M/27
4:05a 7000 S Peoria, Englewood, F/49
5:15a 800 N Parkside, Austin, M/29
11:00a 700 W 111st, Roseland, M/39
4:25p 1200 S Avers, North Lawndale, M/30
5:00p 6800 S Claremont, Chicago Lawn, M/23
5:00p 6800 S Claremont, Chicago Lawn, M/38
5:00p 6800 S Claremont, Chicago Lawn, F/39
5:00p 6800 S Claremont, Chicago Lawn, M/44
5:40p 12200 S May, West Pullman, M/24
5:40p 12200 S May, West Pullman, M/29
5:40p 12200 S May, West Pullman, M/50
5:40p 12200 S May, West Pullman, M/?
6:50p 7100 S East End, South Shore, M/21
8:40p 300 N Laramie, Austin, M/33
8:40p 300 N Laramie, Austin, M/42
8:40p 300 N Laramie, Austin, M/47
10:40p 2500 W 69th, Chicago Lawn, F/37
Sunday 9/20
12:40a 1000 N Monticello, Humboldt Park, M/35
1:00a 3500 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/48
2:00a 1300 W 91st, Washington Heights, F/37
3:10a 7900 S South Chicago, Avalon Park, M/39
9:50a 3900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/46

12:40p 4700 W Irving Park, Portage Park, M/19
1:05p 6900 S Campbell, Chicago Lawn, M/26
4:40p 300 W 60th, Englewood, M/57
8:00p 2900 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/?
9:25p 4200 W 26th, Little Village, M/37
10:35p 100 S Kilbourn, Garfield Park, M/21
No Accountability Monday
1:40a 3200 N Nagle, Dunning, M/29
2:15a 3400 W Carmen, North Park, M/24
2:15a 3400 W Carmen, North Park, M/25
2:50a 6400 N Hamilton, West Ridge, M/17

3:10a 600 W Division, Near North Side, M/35

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

Nothing to See Here Folks... Naked Gun

Final Peaceful Tally: 15 killed, 43 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 10 killed, 21 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 11 killed, 31 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 38 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 10 killed, 47 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded

September 11th
4:00p 6300 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/21
4:45p 1600 S Harding, North Lawndale, M/40
6:00p 1800 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/22
6:35p 1000 W Argyle, Uptown, M/38
11:00p 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, F/22
Saturday 9/12
12:00a 6200 S Seeley, Englewood, M/34
1:20a 3600 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/27
2:05a 100 N Pine, Austin, M/35
2:05a 100 N Pine, Austin, F/47

2:05a 100 N Pine, Austin, F/32
2:05a 100 N Pine, Austin, M/38
2:05a 100 N Pine, Austin, M/?
2:05a 100 N Pine, Austin, M/39 (CCW)
2:10a 200 S Maplewood, Near West Side, M/23
2:10a 200 S Maplewood, Near West Side, M/26
2:35a 2200 W 33rd, Mckinley Park, F/24
2:35a 4900 N Kedzie, Albany Park, M/33
3:20a 6300 S Marshfield, Englewood, M/?
3:20a 700 N Morgan, West Town, M/36
9:15a 4000 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/27
9:15a 4000 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/28
2:05p 6301 S Western, Chicago Lawn, M/32
7:00p 1800 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/26
7:00p 1800 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/29
7:00p 1800 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/37
9:25p 2300 N Pulaski, Hermosa, F/19
11:00p 5500 W Iowa, Austin, M/42
11:05p 500 N Pine, Austin, F/33
11:05p 10600 S Mackinaw, East Side, M/43

11:05p 10600 S Mackinaw, East Side, M/39
11:40p 9100 S Harper, Calumet Heights, F/19
11:40p 9100 S Harper, Calumet Heights, M/21
Sunday 9/13
12:10a 6100 S Rhodes, Woodlawn, M/27
12:55a 11500 S Prairie, West Pullman, F/21
12:55a 11500 S Prairie, West Pullman, M/29
1:20a 1900 S May, Lower West Side, M/21
1:50a 4200 S Wabash, Grand Boulevard, F/37
3:30a 1400 S Canal, Near West Side, M/31
5:25a 2500 S Keeler, Little Village, M/24
6:30a 6200 N California, West Ridge, F/27
4:00p 6100 S Throop, Englewood, M/35
4:00p 6100 S Throop, Englewood, M/17
4:00p 6100 S Throop, Englewood, F/26
4:00p 6100 S Throop, Englewood, M/60
6:00p 11900 S Lafayette, West Pullman, M/86
7:55p 1200 S Farrar, North Lawndale, F/43
8:05p 7000 S Clyde, South Shore, M/23
8:05p 700 N Drake, Humboldt Park, M/45
8:15p 1800 W 18th, Lower West Side, M/20
8:15p 1800 W 18th, Lower West Side, M/30
11:25p 7400 S Evans, Grand Crossing, M/42
11:30p 200 N Pulaski, Garfield Park, F/29

11:30p 200 N Pulaski, Garfield Park, M/26
11:50p 4300 W 25th, Little Village, M/24
11:50p 4300 W 25th, Little Village, M/27
11:59p 3600 W 16th, North Lawndale, M/39
No Accountability Monday
12:45a 1200 W Leland, Uptown, M/27
1:40a Video: Officially No Shots Fired at Wrigley
5:40a 2900 W Chicago, West Town, M/26

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Summer Lovin’

Bozo's Grand Prize GameThis year’s Summer Shooting Season not only nailed bucket number six to win a brand new Schwinn bicycle and new, crisp 100 dollar bill, it also managed to take home some high end goods courtesy of Michigan Ave retailers and took numerous field trips to the morgue.

Summer 2020*: 343 killed, 1,606 wounded
Summer 2019: 172 killed, 890 wounded
Summer 2018: 210 killed, 924 wounded
Summer 2017: 240 killed, 1,068 wounded
Summer 2016: 276 killed, 1,292 wounded
Summer 2015: 213 dead, 998 wounded
Summer 2014: 158 dead, 848 wounded

A breakdown of the Season’s stupidity shows:

  • 317 (92.4%) shot & killed
  • 14 (4.1%) stabbed
  • 12 (3.5%) killed via other means
  • A person killed every 7 hours, 36 minutes
  • A person shot & wounded every 1 hours, 37 minutes
  • Everyday tallied at least six people shot
  • Only eight days did not record a homicide
  • 92% of homicides were on South & West sides
  • 8 police-involved shootings, 2 fatal
  • 41 homicide-linked arrests
  • 293 in serious or critical condition
  • 301 males killed vs 42 females
  • Killed: 285 Blacks, 47 Hispanics, 9 Whites
  • Average age of a homicide victim, 30
  • Youngest homicide victim, 1, oldest, 96
  • 31 kids 12 & under shot, 6 killed
  • 291 teenagers shot, 42 killed
  • 97 grazed
  • 16 selfies
  • 112 #ShotInTheAss
  • 385 shot by the State of Indiana (20%)

The current trend puts 2020’s final numbers in the upper 700s to low 800 homicide range with 4,000 total people shot which is right around where 2016 concluded. Given the current mostly peaceful environment with the likelihood for additional peace outbreaks and involuntary retail redistribution, we very well may see higher tallies.

* The Summer Shooting Season runs from 12p Friday of Memorial Day weekend thru 6a Tuesday of Labor Day weekend. 2014, 2016 – 2019 = 101 days, 18 hours or 2,442 hours. 2015 & 2020 = 108 days, 18 hours or 2,610 hours.

Summer’s Finale

Closing Scene from The Blues BrothersLabor Day weekend means it’s time to draw the curtain on another mostly peaceful Summer Shooting Season. Since opening day on Friday, May 22nd, we’ve tallied 342 homicides plus over 1600 shot & wounded. Last year’s Summer Shooting Season wrapped up with 172 homicides and 890 shot & wounded.

Final Stupidity Tally: 12 killed, 47 wounded
2019 Labor Day weekend: 11 killed, 38 wounded
2018 Labor Day weekend: 11 killed, 21 wounded
2017 Labor Day weekend: 7 killed, 40 wounded
2016 Labor Day weekend: 13 killed, 53 wounded
2015 Labor Day weekend: 10 killed, 46 wounded
2014 Labor Day weekend: 7 killed, 38 wounded
2013 Labor Day weekend: 12 killed, 27 wounded

Friday 9/4
12:30p 7100 S Euclid, South Shore, F/28
1:20p 8400 S Buffalo, South Chicago, M/19
1:20p 8400 S Buffalo, South Chicago, M/21
5:05p 500 S Clinton, Near West Side, M/34 (selfie)
8:50p 6300 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/29
9:40p 100 E 100th, Roseland, M/19
11:00p 9900 S Van Vilssignen, South Deering, M/36
11:30p 8600 S Honore, Auburn Gresham, M/4
11:30p 8600 S Honore, Auburn Gresham, F/18
Saturday 9/5
1:25a 5500 S Wells, Englewood, M/51
1:30a 1900 W Augusta, West Town, M/15
1:40a 4900 S Lavergne, Garfield Ridge, M/? (story)
2:45a 200 S Ashland, Near West Side, F/16
2:55a 4000 W 27th, Little Village, M/33
4:05a 3000 W 71st, Chicago Lawn, M/28
4:35a 1900 W 74th, Englewood, M/34
5:20a 3600 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/28
2:00p 100 E 132nd, Riverdale, M/22
2:10p 500 W 123rd, West Pullman, M/20
2:20p 4700 W Augusta, Austin, M/?
4:30p 4000 S Lake Park, Oakland, M/16
8:00p 2900 E 78th, South Shore, F/52
9:05p 1800 W Pershing, Mckinley Park, M/33
10:40p 3000 S Cottage Grove, Douglas, M/27
10:40p 3000 S Cottage Grove, Douglas, M/32
Sunday 9/6
1:10a 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, F/36
2:25a 2100 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/26
3:25a 1300 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/?

3:20a 6800 S Perry, Grand Crossing, M/31
5:35a 4900 S Loomis, New City, M/50
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
9:35a 1372 N Milwaukee, West Town, F/32
1:40p 8000 S Green, Auburn Gresham, F/20
1:40p 8000 S Green, Auburn Gresham, M/22
1:40p 8000 S Green, Auburn Gresham, M/24
1:55p 7300 S Kingston, South Shore, M/27
4:55p 4900 W Van Buren, Austin, M/19
5:40p 300 W 102nd, Roseland, M/48
6:25p 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, M/17
6:25p 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, F/25
6:25p 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, M/44
6:25p 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, M/?
9:05p 2600 W 39th, Brighton Park, M/38
Labor Day
1:15a 6300 S Ashland, Englewood, M/30
1:15a 6300 S Ashland, Englewood, M/37
4:30a 600 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/25
12:00p 8000 S Manistee, South Chicago, M/18
5:55p 4700 S Union, New City, F/8 (story)
5:55p 4700 S Union, New City, F/30
5:55p 4700 S Union, New City, M/31
6:20p 3100 S Prairie, Douglas, M/29
6:35p 1200 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/22
6:35p 8400 S Cregier, Avalon Park, M/21

6:35p 8400 S Cregier, Avalon Park, M/30
6:35p 8400 S Cregier, Avalon Park, M/18
6:35p 8400 S Cregier, Avalon Park, M/18
8:15p 809 W 65th, Englewood, M/25
8:20p 7700 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/25
10:55p 13600 S Indiana, West Pullman, M/48
No Accountability Tuesday
Quota met and/or exceeded

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Tuesday

August Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentAfter three “unacceptable”, record breaking months in a row, August managed to tap the breaks ever so slightly and not break too many records of recent vintage – total wounded (430) and total shot count (493) – with a decrease in the increase vs a record July.

August 2020: 66 killed, 430 wounded
August 2019: 51 killed, 241 wounded
August 2018: 60 killed, 302 wounded
August 2017: 55 killed, 289 wounded
August 2016: 98 killed, 398 wounded
August 2015: 57 killed, 306 wounded
August 2014: 55 killed, 250 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s idiocy shows:

  • 63 shot & killed
  • 3 killed via other means
  • 3 shot by CPD, 1 fatally
  • 3 CPD officers shot, 0 fatally
  • 1 shot by CCW, nonfatal
  • 8 homicide-linked arrests
  • Averaged 16 people shot per day
  • 5 days was homicide-free
  • 82 in serious or critical condition
  • 59 males killed vs 7 females
  • 52 Blacks, 8 Hispanics, 3 Whites
  • 5 children 12 and younger shot
  • 73 teenagers shot, 7 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 14-72
  • Team Austin led w/ 47 shot, 8 fatal
  • 23 grazed
  • 3 selfies
  • 33 #ShotInTheAss

We’ve been looking for a slowdown in killings, which we got, but it was made up for by the number of shooting victims. We had forecasted 90 homicides with an additional 400 shot and wounded, which while each individual metric was off, the overall total was dead on. Despite the official Summer Shooting Season wrapping up this weekend, September will most likely continue the Season’s trend. We’re forecasting another 60 homicides and an additional 325 shot and wounded with #3000 person shot coming in mid-month.

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

Nothing to See Here Folks... Naked GunJersey Barriers and decorative flower pots on Michigan Ave, plywood forests sprouting again downtown, 12-hour shifts and officer safety alerts issued, plus all the usual nonsense has all the ingredients for a mostly peaceful weekend.

Final Stupidity Tally: 10 killed, 51 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 11 killed, 38 wounded*
2018 weekend tally: 11 killed, 21 wounded*
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 40 wounded*
2016 weekend tally: 15 killed, 58 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 7 killed, 38 wounded*

Friday 8/28
3:35p 4000 W 15th, North Lawndale, M/34
4:40p 4700 W Ohio, Austin, M/40
4:45p 2900 N Hamlin, Avondale, M/?
7:00p 6500 S Halsted, Englewood, M/32
7:00p 4600 N Kasson, Albany Park, M/18
7:20p 900 W 50th, New City, M/39

7:20p 900 W 50th, New City, F/66
8:30p 900 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/21
8:30p 900 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/20
8:40p 800 E 88th, Chatham, F/31
8:40p 800 E 88th, Chatham, F/35
10:15p 3400 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/22
Saturday 8/29
12:20a 100 W Huron, Near North Side, M/27
12:30a 11400 S King, Roseland, F/23
1:35a 2300 W Lyndale, Logan Square, M/27
3:50a 6800 S Winchester, Englewood, M/66
6:30a 1300 W Wrightwood, Lincoln Park, F/?
3:05p 5600 S Emerald, Englewood, M/40
4:45p 400 S Kostner, Garfield Park, M/19
5:15p 6800 S Perry, Grand Crossing, M/48
5:20p 100 E 47th, Grand Boulevard, M/21
6:40p 900 W Garfield, New City, F/21
6:40p 900 W Garfield, New City, M/21
8:20p 6200 S Racine, Englewood, M/54
9:55p 7000 S State, Grand Crossing, M/28
11:05p 600 E 88th, Chatham, M/48
11:20p 6300 S Throop, Englewood, M/24
Sunday 8/30
2:10a 8400 S Commercial, South Chicago, M/61
2:35a 3300 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/? (PO Shot)
2:35a 3300 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/? (PO Shot)
2:35a 3300 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/19
2:45a 6400 S Honore, Englewood, M/22
2:50a 700 W 60th, Englewood, M/28
2:50a 7100 S Honore, Englewood, M/32
3:25a 5900 W Huron, Austin, F/25
3:25a 5900 W Huron, Austin, M/29
3:40a 900 W Garfield, Englewood, M/29
5:00a 1100 W 87th, Auburn Gresham, M/34

5:00a 1100 W 87th, Auburn Gresham, F/36
5:00a 2600 S Kedzie, Little Village, M/29
5:35a 2300 S Homan, Little Village, F/23
10:05a 6600 S Ashland, Englewood, M/32
1:50p 11600 S Western, Morgan Park, M/31
1:50p 11600 S Western, Morgan Park, F/30
1:50p 11600 S Western, Morgan Park, F/32
1:50p 11600 S Western, Morgan Park, M/32
1:50p 11600 S Western, Morgan Park, F/43
3:10p 3000 N Cicero, Belmont Cragin, M/23
3:45p 300 W 64th, Englewood, M/33
4:45p 5400 S Laflin, New City, F/29
4:50p 9300 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/22
7:25p 1200 N Kildare, Humboldt Park, M/37
8:05p 7100 S Stewart, Englewood, M/25
8:30p 1200 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/15
9:50p 8200 S Wentworth, Chatham, M/35
11:00p 8300 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/49
11:00p 6100 S Sacramento, Chicago Lawn, M/31
11:20p 6500 S Bishop, Englewood, M/19
11:35p 1200 N LaSalle, Near North Side, M/27
No Accountability Monday
12:20a 1100 W Winona, Uptown, M/34
3:35a 400 E Pershing, Grand Boulevard, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
*Early Labor Day Weekend – Extra Day

Air Show Weekend

Air Show CancelledInstead of flocking to the beaches and looking up it’s now “bridges up, don’t loot”.

Final Stupidity Tally: 8 killed, 56 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 9 killed, 52 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 9 killed, 55 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 9 killed, 49 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 35 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 8 killed, 44 wounded

Friday 8/14
6:35p 3000 W 44th, Brighton Park, M/20
8:10p 6400 S Ellis, Woodlawn, M/12
8:25p 8500 S Sangamon, Auburn Gresham, M/24
8:25p 8500 S Sangamon, Auburn Gresham, M/29
8:30p 11700 S Peoria, West Pullman, M/48
9:00p 7600 Peoria, Auburn Gresham, M/46
9:35p 4000 W 18th, North Lawndale, M/19
9:35p 4000 W 18th, North Lawndale, M/26
10:40p 6300 S Richards, Woodlawn, M/48
11:15p 1100 W 110th, Morgan Park, M/28
11:50p 4400 S Hermitage, New City, M/16
Saturday 8/15
12:15a 3600 W 70th, West Lawn, M/17
3:05a 1800 S Kildare, North Lawndale, F/24
3:05a 1800 S Kildare, North Lawndale, M/29
4:15a I-290 @ Laramie, Austin, F/19
4:15a I-290 @ Laramie, Austin, F/21
4:25a 5000 W Erie, Austin, M/37
8:00a 400 E 66th, Woodlawn, M/24
Mostly Peaceful Protesters Peacefully Violent
8:20p 6200 S Seeley, Englewood, M/27
9:10p 8600 S Burley, South Chicago, M/30
10:00p 500 E 47th, Grand Boulevard, M/16
10:25p 3500 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/18
10:25p 3500 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/14
Sunday 8/16
12:45a 3400 N Oketo, Dunning, M/?
12:45a 3400 N Oketo, Dunning, M/?
12:45a 4800 S Elizabeth, New City, M/22
12:50a 4400 S Princeton, Fuller Park, M/20
1:20a 200 W 90th, Roseland, M/23
1:20a 200 W 90th, Roseland, M/24
1:45a 6900 S Clyde, South Shore, F/29
2:25a 2100 S Canalport, Lower West Side, M/35
2:25a 2600 N Kedzie, Logan Square, M/34
3:35a 100 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/21
5:05a 3600 W Belmont, Avondale, M/?
5:05a 2200 S Sawyer, Little Village, M/20
5:05a 2200 S Sawyer, Little Village, M/22
9:10a 4500 S Washtenaw, Brighton Park, M/33
1:15p 3000 W 44th, Brighton Park, M/19
1:15p 3000 W 44th, Brighton Park, M/20
1:15p 3000 W 44th, Brighton Park, M/22
2:05p 5400 W Wrightwood, Belmont Cragin, M/24
2:05p 5400 W Wrightwood, Belmont Cragin, M/24
3:50p 1800 S Karlov, North Lawndale, M/25
3:50p 1800 S Karlov, North Lawndale, M/39
4:05p 2000 W Chase, Rogers Park, M/17
4:15p 100 W Pershing, Armour Square, F/21
5:00p 3100 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/28
9:15p 3300 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, F/30
9:15p 3300 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, F/56
9:15p 3300 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/61
9:20p 2000 S Leavitt, Lower West Side, M/37
9:20p 2000 S Leavitt, Lower West Side, M/48
10:10p 2100 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/28
No Accountability Monday
12:15a 3600 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/23
12:15a 3600 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/23
12:15a 3600 W Polk, Garfield Park, F/25
12:50a 2400 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/20
12:50a 2400 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/27
12:50a 2400 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/29
1:45a 3900 W Ferdinand, Humboldt Park, F/18
1:45a 3900 W Ferdinand, Humboldt Park, F/22
1:45a 3900 W Ferdinand, Humboldt Park, M/26
3:15a 7300 S South Shore, South Shore, M/15
3:45a 8100 S Vernon, Chatham, M/33

Key:
shooting
homicide
self defense/CCW
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

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The Weekend’s Stupidity

ChrisNow that Chris has been Meigs’ed, a new era of peace, love and wokeness will be ushered in with 100+ homicides and 500+ shot monthly tallies.

Final Stupidity Tally: 4 killed, 59 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 43 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 7 killed, 39 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 7 killed, 48 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 36 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded

Friday 7/24
2:40p 700 N Central, Austin, M/24
3:50p 11300 S Harvard, Roseland, M/18
5:20p 800 W 59th, Englewood, M/24
5:20p 800 W 59th, Englewood, M/28
5:35p 4000 W Cullerton, North Lawndale, M/19
11:55p 5800 S Wabash, Washington Park, F/40
11:55p 5800 S Wabash, Washington Park, M/48
Saturday 7/25
12:00a 1500 W 56th, Englewood, M/21
1:25a 300 W Garfield, Fuller Park, M/27
1:50a 3000 E 78th, South Shore, F/19
1:50a 3000 E 78th, South Shore, F/39
2:40a Dan Ryan @ 79th, Chatham, F/22
3:45a 6000 S Racine, Englewood, M/42
5:00a 200 N Wabash, Loop, M/26
5:10a 2100 W Maypole, Near West Side, F/39
5:10a 2100 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/41
5:20a 1300 S Springfield, North Lawndale, F/22
5:20a 1300 S Springfield, North Lawndale, F/25
1:00p 2600 W 22nd, Little Village, M/17
1:00p 2600 W 22nd, Little Village, M/37
2:10p 3000 W Harrison, Garfield Park, F/13
3:55p 6700 S Jeffery, South Shore, M/31
9:00p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/17
10:10p 4000 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/23
10:10p 4000 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/24
10:30p 1800 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/39
10:40p 9700 S Avenue J, East Side, F/29
10:50p 2600 W Fletcher, Avondale, M/25
11:10p 7700 S Christiana, Ashburn, M/19
11:10p 7700 S Christiana, Ashburn, M/22
Sunday 7/26
1:35a 300 N Columbus, Loop, M/31
2:00a 6800 S Talman, Chicago Lawn, M/36
2:05a 4700 S Shields, Fuller Park, M/21
2:05a 4700 S Shields, Fuller Park, M/?
2:30a 700 S Laramie, Austin, M/?
2:50a 3900 W 30th, Little Village, M/50
3:15a 4700 W Polk, Austin, M/30
3:35a 2100 S Homan, Little Village, M/25
3:35a 2100 S Homan, Little Village, M/29
4:10a 400 E Ontario, Near North Side, M/?
4:25a 7600 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/33
11:15a 7000 S Indiana, Grand Crossing, M/28
12:30p 6400 S Sangamon, Englewood, M/28
1:30p 4000 W Carroll, Garfield Park, M/37
1:35p 8600 S Manistee, South Chicago, M/?
1:35p 8600 S Manistee, South Chicago, M/?
2:40p 11700 S Justine, West Pullman, M/19
4:00p 11500 S Princeton, West Pullman, M/27
4:25p 25 W Root, Grand Boulevard, F/36
4:45p 7500 S Kenwood, South Shore, M/25
5:10p 7900 S Drexel, Chatham, M/21
5:10p 7900 S Drexel, Chatham, M/32
6:40p 2000 N Kilpatrick, Belmont Cragin, M/19
8:00p 2900 W 64th, Chicago Lawn, M/37
8:20p 200 W 108th, Roseland, M/35
10:00p 6500 S Rhodes, Woodlawn, M/22
11:35p 700 E 130th, Riverdale, M/44
11:35p 700 E 130th, Riverdale, M/47
No Accountability Monday
1:30a 8600 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/?
2:00a 5100 S Michigan, Washington Park, M/?
4:25a 8600 S Summit, Auburn Gresham, F/?
4:35a 2000 E Marquette, Woodlawn, F/25
5:00a 2700 W 38th, Brighton Park, M/26

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Dumpster FireAs numerous violent mile markers (2,000+ shot, 400 homicides, 120 homicide run rate) get smaller in the review mirror, numerous dumpster fires are dead ahead – shootings, homicides, rioting and looting.

Final Stupidity Tally: 14 killed, 64 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 3 killed, 41 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 9 killed, 36 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 38 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 42 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 34 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 30 wounded

Friday 7/17
2:45p 3200 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/18
2:45p 3200 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/20
2:45p 3200 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/21
2:45p 6600 S Ingleside, Woodlawn, M/21
3:25p 7700 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, M/26
5:30p 8200 S Drexel, Chatham, M/14
5:30p 8200 S Drexel, Chatham, F/27
5:30p 8200 S Drexel, Chatham, M/31
Audio: Mostly Peaceful Rioters Gather in Grant Park
CWB Update: Grant Park Riot Dispatch
Second City Cop Riot Update
7:25p 100 E 71st, Grand Crossing, M/?
7:30p 7500 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/26
7:40p 9800 S Avenue L, East Side, M/22
8:05p 7400 S Peoria, Englewood, M/28
9:30p 10900 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/42
9:30p 10900 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/49
9:30p 10900 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/49
9:45p 6900 S Lafayette, Grand Crossing, M/17
9:50p 8200 S Drexel, Chatham, M/60
9:50p 8200 S Drexel, Chatham, M/22
10:25p 7000 S Cregier, South Shore, M/36
10:30p 8000 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, F/19
10:30p 8000 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/20
10:30p 8000 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/30
11:25p 3200 W Cermak, Little Village, M/43
Saturday 7/18
12:30a 4900 W Hubbard, Austin, M/67
1:00a 3600 W Argyle, Albany Park, M/14
1:25a 2000 W Congress, Near West Side, M/29
2:30a 100 W Erie, Near North Side, F/18
2:30a 100 W Erie, Near North Side, M/21

2:35a 5500 W Diversey, Belmont Cragin, M/17
3:10a 300 N Mayfield, Austin, M/34
3:10a 1600 S Keeler, North Lawndale, M/25
3:10a 1600 S Keeler, North Lawndale, M/32
3:10a 1600 S Keeler, North Lawndale, F/36
3:10a 1600 S Keeler, North Lawndale, M/?
3:10a 1600 S Keeler, North Lawndale, M/?
3:15a 10500 S Edbrooke, Roseland, M/26
3:15a 10500 S Edbrooke, Roseland, F/27
3:30a 2600 W 24th, Little Village, M/18
4:00a 300 W Ontario, Near North Side, M/21
4:30a 2200 W 21st, Lower West Side, M/24
5:00a 5800 W Wrightwood, Belmont Cragin, M/? (selfie)
6:30a 3400 W Ohio, Humboldt Park, M/25
1:30p I57 @ 111th, Morgan Park, M/25

1:30p 4100 W 24th, Little Village, M/35
1:35p 7900 S Lafayette, Chatham, F/35
3:35p 1500 S Sawyer, North Lawndale, M/14
3:35p 1500 S Sawyer, North Lawndale, M/17
6:00p 4400 W Gladys, Garfield Park, M/34
7:25p 1300 N Hudson, Near North Side, M/35
9:30p 7600 S Green, Auburn Gresham, M/14
11:30p 5600 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/25
Sunday 7/19
12:35a 5700 S Paulina, Englewood, F/19
12:35a 5700 S Paulina, Englewood, M/26
1:40a 1200 W 79th, Auburn Gresham, M/31
2:35a 300 N Wabash, Loop, M/35
2:35a 300 N Wabash, Loop, F/25
2:55a 3200 W Cermak, Little Village, M/20
4:25a 7200 S Paulina, Englewood, F/24
4:25a 1200 S Fairfield, North Lawndale, M/26
12:15p 5400 W Quincy, Austin, M/25
1:05p 2900 W 36th, Brighton Park, M/22
4:30p 8200 S Ada, Auburn Gresham, M/10
4:30p 8200 S Ada, Auburn Gresham, M/11
4:30p 8200 S Ada, Auburn Gresham, M/28
5:50p 2200 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/32
9:30p 100 N Keeler, Garfield Park, M/17
9:30p 100 N Keeler, Garfield Park, M/19
9:30p 100 N Keeler, Garfield Park, M/26
10:45p 8200 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/21
11:05p 5000 S Wood, New City, M/48
11:50p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/26
11:50p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/41

11:50p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/26
11:50p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/37
11:50p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/48
No Accountability Monday
12:30a 7800 S Euclid, South Shore, M/28
3:10a 4700 W Arthington, Austin, M/31
3:35a 11700 S Loomis, West Pullman, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Porta-potty fireThe previous three weekends alone put up the equivalent of a bloody April (57 killed, 215 wounded). More of the same now has the last four weekends posting 71 killed with another 270 shot & wounded. Additionally, the past 30 days has tallied 116 homicides.

Final Stupidity Tally: 14 killed, 55 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 11 killed, 34 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 7 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 12 killed, 45 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 8 killed, 55 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 10 killed, 34 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 45 wounded

Friday 7/10
1:00p 5900 W Roosevelt, Austin, M/27
4:15p 6700 S Morgan, Englewood, M/27
4:50p 9800 S Hoxie, South Deering, M/15
6:50p 3000 S Paulina, Mckinkey Park, M/21

7:35p 100 S Kostner, Garfield Park, M/17
9:25p 12400 S Emerald, West Pullman, M/18
10:05p 8900 S Brandon, South Chicago, M/20
10:40p 600 E 92nd, Chatham, M/18
11:50p 3300 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/24
Saturday 7/11
12:25a 100 S Kilpatrick, Austin, F/32
12:55a 1200 W 81st, Auburn Gresham, M/29
1:00a 7800 S Emerald, Auburn Gresham, M/32
1:05a 7000 S King, Grand Crossing, M/41
1:05a 2800 N Leavitt, North Center, M/27
1:30a 300 N Ashland, Near West Side, M/41
1:30a 4200 W Cermak, North Lawndale, M/37
1:50a 5400 W Congress, Austin, M/31
1:50a 5400 W Congress, Austin, M/35
2:40a 2800 W 12th, North Lawndale, M/22
3:10a 3200 W 62nd, Chicago Lawn, M/26
3:30a 7300 S Honore, Englewood, M/33
3:45a 5100 W North, Austin, F/42
5:20a 11200 S Normal, Roseland, M/36
5:45a 7700 N Ashland, Rogers Park, M/34
9:00a 3500 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/19
9:00a 3500 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/47
1:50p 8400 S Kostner, Ashburn, M/14 (suicide)
5:25p 5500 W Fulton, Austin, M/20
6:15p 800 N Parkside, Austin, M/37
7:35p 6600 S Oakley, Chicago Lawn, F/29
8:15p 5900 S Elizabeth, Englewood, M/33
8:40p 32 S State, Loop, M/25
9:35p 12300 S Yale, West Pullman, M/41
9:40p 8000 S Woodlawn, Avalon Park, F/33
9:40p 8000 S Woodlawn, Avalon Park, F/28
9:40p 8000 S Woodlawn, Avalon Park, F/28
11:45p 700 N Monticello, Humboldt Park, M/26
11:45p 700 N Monticello, Humboldt Park, F/29
Sunday 7/12
12:45a 1100 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/23
12:45a 1100 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/32
12:45a 1100 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/33
12:45a 1100 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/35
12:45a 1100 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/52
12:45a 9200 S Bishop, Washington Heights, F/36
12:50a 6700 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/26
12:50a 6700 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/26
1:45a 7100 S Fairfield, Chicago Lawn, M/24
2:00a 700 E 89th, Chatham, F/28
2:45a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/30
2:55a 6500 S Francisco, Chicago Lawn, M/14
3:05a 2700 W 24th, Little Village, M/30
4:55a 3100 S Emerald, Bridgeport, M/19
5:15a 2000 W 71st, Englewood, M/26
2:50p 6700 S Ashland, Englewood, M/23
4:45p 800 E Oakwood, Oakland, M/30
4:45p 800 E Oakwood, Oakland, F/48
7:20p 7900 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/40
9:35p 5700 S Calumet, Washington Park, M/20
9:45p 700 W 66th, Englewood, M/45
9:45p 700 W 66th, Englewood, F/20
9:45p 700 W 66th, Englewood, M/27
9:45p 700 W 66th, Englewood, M/?
11:30p 7000 S Damen, Englewood, M/14
11:30p 7000 S Damen, Englewood, M/17
11:30p 7000 S Damen, Englewood, M/20
11:55p 4200 W Monroe, Garfield Park, F/15
11:55p 4200 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/29
No Accountability Monday
12:25a 1500 S Homan, North Lawndale, M/26
1:45a 6700 S Rhodes, Woodlawn, M/27

2:30a Dan Ryan @ 47th, Fuller Park, F/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Shitshow of the Year

Marilyn MonroeThere was a time when this weekend was one of the most violent of the year but the current trend means it was just more of the same with an extra day thrown in.

Final Stupidity Tally: 21 killed, 70 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 7 killed, 69 wounded*
2018 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 15 killed, 89 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 62 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 11 killed, 55 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 16 killed, 66 wounded
2013 weekend tally: 15 killed, 63 wounded

Thursday 7/2
1:40p 200 W Pershing, Armour Square, M/34
2:30p 3300 N Central Park, Avondale, M/22
3:20p 800 E 87th, Chatham, M/?
8:40p 600 E 133rd, Riverdale, F/31
9:30p 4100 W 27th, Little Village, M/27
10:30p 4300 W 79th, Ashburn, F/27
10:30p 4300 W 79th, Ashburn, M/27
11:15p 4700 W Huron, Austin, M/36
11:15p 4700 W Huron, Austin, M/39
Friday 7/3
2:55a 7400 S Coles, South Shore, M/29
2:55a 7400 S Coles, South Shore, M/35
1:30p 5700 S Elizabeth, Englewood, M/28
3:20p 6200 N Hoyne, West Ridge, M/18
7:20p 6900 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, M/24
7:20p 6900 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, M/26
7:25p 1400 W 18th, Lower West Side, M/52
8:50p 8900 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/15
8:50p 8900 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/18
8:50p 8900 S Exchange, South Chicago, F/23
9:40p 7200 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/29
10:45p 400 W 77th, Grand Crossing, M/19
Independence Day
1:35a 4200 S Calumet, Grand Boulevard, M/45
1:55a 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/20
1:55a 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/49
2:30a 2100 S Canalport, Lower West Side, M/24
3:05a 7600 S Drexel, Grand Crossing, M/24
3:05a 7600 S Drexel, Grand Crossing, M/28
4:00a 200 W Garfield, Englewood, M/33
5:20a 3100 S Lake Shore, Douglas, M/26
5:20a 3100 S Lake Shore, Douglas, M/32
5:20a 3100 S Lake Shore, Douglas, F/34
6:50a 700 E 90th, Chatham, M/?
7:15a 6400 S Hoyne, Englewood, M/31
8:10a 4700 S Ada, New City, M/27
7:00p 100 N Latrobe, Austin, F/7 (story)
7:00p 100 N Latrobe, Austin, M/32
Loop & Boystown Mayhem You Didn’t Hear About
9:45p 2700 E 75th, South Shore, F/27
9:45p 2700 E 75th, South Shore, M/44
9:45p 2700 E 75th, South Shore, M/33
10:25p 2800 S Keeler, Little Village, M/15
10:25p 2800 S Keeler, Little Village, M/23
10:25p 2800 S Keeler, Little Village, M/27
11:00p 2400 S Harding, Little Village, F/26
11:00p 2400 S Harding, Little Village, M/31
11:10p 8300 S Kingston, South Chicago, M/19
11:10p 8300 S Kingston, South Chicago, M/26
11:10p 8300 S Kingston, South Chicago, M/39
11:10p 8300 S Kingston, South Chicago, M/60
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/14
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/26
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/30
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/51

11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/11
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/15
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/29
11:35p 6100 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/35
11:55p 3000 S Kenneth, Little Village, M/31
Sunday 7/5
12:35a 1000 E 132nd, Riverdale, M/24
12:35a 1000 E 132nd, Riverdale, M/20
1:00a 7400 N Artesian, West Ridge, F/10
1:00a 7400 N Artesian, West Ridge, F/48
1:00a 2600 W 15th, North Lawndale, F/17
1:15a 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, F/20
1:15a 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/27
1:15a 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/28
1:15a 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/30
1:15a 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/30
1:15a 1500 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/44
1:25a 1400 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, M/21
1:25a 1400 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, F/23
1:25a 1400 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, M/24
1:30a 3600 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, F/26
1:35a 1200 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/17
1:35a 1200 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/19
1:55a 4300 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/23
1:55a 4300 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/26
2:15a 8600 S Vincennes, Auburn Gresham, M/21
2:20a 11200 S Normal, Roseland, M/34
4:50a 1300 N Mayfield, Austin, M/30
12:45p 1400 N Kingsbury, Near North Side, M/26
2:30p 3700 W Jackson, Garfield Park, F/16
2:30p 3700 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/19
2:30p 3700 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/35
2:30p 3700 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/55
6:00p 3100 S Karlov, North Lawndale, M/16
6:05p 9200 S Manistee, Calumet Heights, F/22
6:05p 9200 S Manistee, Calumet Heights, M/26
10:05p 600 E 40th, Grand Boulevard, M/29
10:45p 2900 S Federal, Douglas, M/15
No Accountability Monday
1:15a 6700 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, M/23
2:25a 900 S Independence, Garfield Park, M/39

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Thursday – 6a Monday
*Different years have different time frames depending on what day the 4th fell on. 2014-2016 & 2020 all ran for 3.75 days, 2013, 2017 & 2019 are 4.75 days and 2018 was a marathon 5.75 days.

June Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentThis June was a record setting, “unacceptable”, complete and total shitshow. The homicide count ties beats the mid-90s for most ever; the total shot number is 50+ more than our record peak of 482 in August 2016; 111 shot over Father’s Day weekend; tallied a 30 day homicide run rate of 110, and so on… What a disaster.

June 2020: 94 killed, 467 wounded
June 2019: 50 killed, 274 wounded
June 2018: 60 killed, 289 wounded
June 2017: 86 killed, 322 wounded
June 2016: 78 killed, 373 wounded
June 2015: 51 killed, 244 wounded
June 2014: 39 killed, 248 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s idiocy shows:

  • 89 shot & killed
  • 2 shot by CPD, 0 fatally
  • 2 shot by CCW, 0 fatally
  • 10 homicide-linked arrests
  • Averaged over 18 people shot per day
  • 2 days were homicide-free
  • 75 in serious or critical condition
  • 86 males killed vs 8 females
  • 3 children fatally shot, 1, 3 & 10
  • 69 teenagers shot, 14 fatally
  • Youngest victim, 1, oldest, 61
  • 32 grazed
  • 6 selfies
  • 34 #ShotInTheAss

We didn’t post a forecast for June given the reverb from the mostly peaceful riots, but we were looking for around 60 homicides (whiffed) and 275 shot and wounded (not even close). Looking ahead, with two disastrous months in the books, July will most likely continue the trend and put up at least 80 homicides and an additional 400 shot and wounded. This will put more distance between last year’s number and keep the pace with 2016 & 2017.

Pride Weekend Stupidity

Pride Weekend 2020 - CancelledTypically, this weekend competes with St. Pats or Halloween for the unleaded stupidity title, but with the parade and after show cancelled this year, we’ll instead have to settle for adding to the already record run.

Final Stupidity Tally: 20 killed, 47 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 55 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 47 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 8 killed, 50 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 42 wounded

Friday 6/26
3:50p 10300 S Halsted, Washington Park, M/31
5:40p 200 N Leclaire, Austin, M/42
6:15p 2700 S Kedvale, Little Village, M/41
7:30p 5200 S Wood, New City, M/46
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
Saturday 6/27
12:20a 600 W Lawrence, Uptown, M/27
1:35a 2200 W 21st, Lower West Side, M/46
4:50a 1500 S California, North Lawndale, M/25
4:50a 800 E 81st, Chatham, M/50
6:20a 9300 S Lyon, Chatham, M/33
6:50a 1100 W 57th, Englewood, M/?

9:25a 3100 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/39
9:25a 3100 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/48
10:25a 1300 S Springfield, North Lawndale, M/?
11:25a 1100 N Monticello, Humboldt Park, M/17

12:10p 8000 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/37
2:00p 6000 S Halsted, Englewood, M/1 (story)
2:00p 6000 S Halsted, Englewood, F/22
3:50p 7600 S Phillips, South Shore, M/28
3:50p 4400 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/?

5:00p 3300 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/30
5:00p 3300 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/31
9:40p 3500 W Dickens, Logan Square, F/10
10:05p 100 W Illinois, Near North Side, M/20
11:00p 6300 S Eberhart, Woodlawn, M/43
11:20p 7300 S Kimbark, South Shore, M/29
11:20p 6600 S Wood, Englewood, F/8
11:35p 3100 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/19
11:35p 3100 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/21
11:35p 3100 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/22
11:35p 3100 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/24
Sunday 6/28
12:00a 2700 75th, South Shore, M/29
12:55a 10900 S State, Roseland, M/22
1:10a 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, M/19
1:10a 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, M/32
1:25a 3400 W Franklin, Humboldt Park, F/26
1:45a 7000 S South Chicago, South Shore, M/22
1:45a 7000 S South Chicago, South Shore, M/27
1:50a 7800 S May, Auburn Gresham, M/38
2:30a 2400 S Leavitt, Lower West Side, M/24
3:35a 1000 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/19
3:35a 1000 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/34
3:55a 1300 N Mayfield, Austin, M/28
4:25a 500 N Menard, Austin, M/31
4:25a 500 N Menard, Austin, F/35
4:25a 500 N Menard, Austin, F/37
5:40a 1700 W Juneway, Rogers Park, F/31
7:00a 1400 W Lunt, Rogers Park, M/19
7:20a 8200 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/18
8:30a 2500 S Troy, Little Village, M/38

8:30a 7500 S Harvard, Grand Crossing, M/21
11:05a 3100 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/37
11:05a 3100 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/39
12:00p 6400 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/20
12:45p 5200 W Le Moyne, Austin, M/32
3:40p 6800 S Sangamon, Englewood, M/30
4:40p 1400 E 67th, South Shore, M/18
8:40p 6600 S Evans, Woodlawn, F/24
8:40p 12100 S Michigan, West Pullman, M/24
9:00p 4600 S La Crosse, Garfield Ridge, M/19
10:00p 7600 N Marshfield, Rogers Park, M/20
10:00p 7600 N Marshfield, Rogers Park, M/24
11:05p 4500 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/23
11:50p 5400 W Belmont, Belmont Cragin, F/34
No Accountability Monday
12:30a 5300 S Calumet, Washington Park, M/46
12:40a 900 N Central Park, Humboldt Park, M/22
2:20a 4400 S Whipple, Brighton Park, M/21

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Father’s Day Weekend

Happy Father's DayDespite the allure of all-you-can-eat popcorn and bottomless coffee for a $1 at Bobby’s on Wentworth, this Father’s Day weekend was the shitshows of shitshows.

Final Stupidity Tally: 17 killed, 96 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 17 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 37 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 40 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 8 killed, 50 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 42 wounded

Friday 6/19
1:10p 200 E 89th, Chatham, M/?
2:10p 9200 S Dobson, Burnside, M/32
2:10p 9200 S Dobson, Burnside, M/46
2:10p 9200 S Dobson, Burnside, F/49
3:20p 8500 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/41
3:30p 1000 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/14
4:30p 7608 S Colfax, South Shore, M/30
6:30p 7400 S Phillips, South Shore, F/35
9:20p 1300 N California, West Town, M/47
9:50p 4800 W Gladys, Austin, M/34
9:50p 4800 W Gladys, Austin, M/34
9:50p 4800 W Gladys, Austin, M/43
10:25p 4100 W Congress, Garfield Park, M/32
10:55p 5400 S Loomis, New City, M/28
11:00p 3400 W 23rd, Little Village, M/22
11:00p 3400 W 23rd, Little Village, M/41
11:15p 7600 S Coles, South Shore, M/20
11:45p 1000 N Waller, Austin, M/30
11:45p 1000 N Waller, Austin, F/42
Saturday 6/20
12:45a 700 S Loomis, Near West Side, M/17
12:50a 1000 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, F/64
2:00a 1600 S Troy, North Lawndale, F/49
2:05a 7400 S Wentworth, Grand Crossing, M/28
2:25a 2700 N Pine Grove, Lincoln Park, M/24
2:40a 11700 S Union, West Pullman, M/27
2:40a 11700 S Union, West Pullman, M/48
2:55a 2200 S Lawndale, Little Village, M/22
3:00a 7300 S Paulina, Englewood, M/25
3:20a 1000 W 58th, Englewood, M/26
3:35a 1200 S Farrar, North Lawndale, M/43
4:10a 11300 S Michigan, Roseland, M/24
4:50a 1600 N Avers, Humboldt Park, M/18
6:10a 8700 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/28
6:15a 2800 S St Louis, Little Village, M/29
3:45p 12400 S Michigan, West Pullman, M/20
4:15p 100 W 95th, Roseland, M/21
4:45p 3500 S California, Brighton Park, M/32
5:15p 7900 S Luella, South Chicago, M/16
5:15p 7900 S Luella, South Chicago, M/17
6:25p 600 N Central, Austin, M/3

6:25p 600 N Central, Austin, M/27
7:00p 1900 N Western, Logan Square, M/23
7:00p 1900 N Western, Logan Square, M/24
7:50p 200 N Central, Austin, M/27
7:50p 200 N Central, Austin, M/32
8:00p 3600 S Francisco, Brighton Park, M/32
8:35p 1000 N LeClaire, Austin, F/13
8:35p 1000 N LeClaire, Austin, M/15
8:35p 1000 N LeClaire, Austin, M/16
8:35p 2700 W Division, West Town, F/37
8:40p 11200 S Hermosa, Morgan Park, M/26
9:30p 2500 W Augusta, West Town, M/45
11:00p 4500 S Whipple, Brighton Park, M/23
11:50p 2300 N Lake Shore, Lincoln Park, M/21
Sunday 6/21
12:05a 2600 W Potomac, West Town, M/41
12:05a 2600 W Potomac, West Town, M/21
12:05a 2600 W Potomac, West Town, M/23
12:05a 2600 W Potomac, West Town, M/34
12:35a 3700 W Hirsh, Humboldt Park, M/17
12:55a 3200 W Division, Humboldt Park, M/32
2:10a 600 E 44th, Grand Boulevard, M/39
3:15a 12700 S Lowe, West Pullman, F/28
3:35a 800 W 72nd, Englewood, M/39
3:40a 5500 N Harlem, Norwood Park, M/21
3:40a 5500 N Harlem, Norwood Park, M/28
4:15a 200 N Kolin, Garfield Park, F/25
5:20a 11500 S Church, Morgan Park, M/19
2:10p 2600 S Ridgeway, Little Village, M/26
3:20p 5000 W Adams, Austin, M/56
5:35p 5500 S Fairfield, Gage Park, M/40
6:00p 7100 S State, Grand Crossing, M/20
7:20p 6200 N Troy, West Ridge, M/20
7:30p 800 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/22

7:30p 800 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/24
9:50p 600 E 90th, Chatham, F/12
9:50p 600 E 90th, Chatham, M/21
9:55p 6000 S Champlain, Woodlawn, F/21
9:55p 6000 S Champlain, Woodlawn, M/25
9:55p 6000 S Champlain, Woodlawn, M/36
10:50p 7300 S Laflin, Englewood, M/45
11:35p 6600 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/19
No Accountability Monday
12:00a 800 N Cambridge, Near North Side, M/29
12:20a 4700 W Superior, Austin, M/15
12:20a 4700 W Superior, Austin, M/16
12:20a 11800 S Emerald, West Pullman, M/23
12:20a 11800 S Emerald, West Pullman, M/25
12:35a 5100 S Calumet, Washington Park, F/18
12:35a 4700 W Erie, Austin, M/34
12:35a 4700 W Erie, Austin, M/36
12:50a 5200 S Lowe, New City, M/21
12:50a 5200 S Lowe, New City, F/21
12:50a 5200 S Lowe, New City, M/27
12:50a 5200 S Lowe, New City, M/30
12:55a 1500 S Sawyer, North Lawndale, M/61
12:55a 1300 S Central Park, North Lawndale, M/25
2:00a 5600 W Roosevelt, Austin, M/27
2:05a 7000 S Bishop, Englewood, M/24
2:05a 7000 S Bishop, Englewood, M/26
2:05a 7000 S Bishop, Englewood, M/30
2:30a 900 N Karlov, Humboldt Park, M/24
2:45a 200 S Central Park, Garfield Park, F/16
2:45a 200 S Central Park, Garfield Park, F/24
2:45a 200 S Central Park, Garfield Park, M/30
2:45a 200 S Central Park, Garfield Park, M/31
2:45a 200 S Central Park, Garfield Park, M/32
3:15a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/30
3:50a 5400 W Gladys, Austin, M/23
3:50a 5400 W Gladys, Austin, M/24
4:20a 100 S Washtenaw, Garfield Park, M/30
4:25a 3800 W Harrison, Garfield Park, M/41

4:45a 5900 S State, Washington Park, M/27

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Chief WiggumWhile some get upset over cops caught napping in a non-essential, anti-cop Congresscritter’s office (w/ all-you-can-eat popcorn and bottomless coffee for a $1!) as rioting ensued all around, the very same non-essentials need the deflection as the following nonsense continues on day after day for the past half century.

Final Stupidity Tally: 2 killed, 39 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 12 killed, 46 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 14 killed, 55 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 13 killed, 46 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 32 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 6 killed, 24 wounded

Friday 6/12
1:30p 7100 S Eberhart, Grand Crossing, M/46
4:00p 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/37
4:00p 4100 W Potomac, Humboldt Park, M/26
4:45p 1900 E 95th, South Deering, M/21
5:00p 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, M/27
5:05p 7100 S Green, Englewood, M/20
5:05p 7100 S Green, Englewood, M/21

6:05p 100 E 95th, Roseland, F/35
6:50p 11700 S Ada, West Pullman, M/23
6:50p 11700 S Ada, West Pullman, M/24
7:55p 1300 N Mayfield, Austin, M/37
8:45p 1800 W 21st, Lower West Side, M/23
8:45p 1800 W 21st, Lower West Side, M/27
9:05p 3100 N Davilin, Avondale, M/35
10:30p 3800 S Princeton, Armour Square, F/?
11:50p 200 N Pulaski, Garfield Park, M/29
Saturday 6/13
1:25a 7400 S Drexel, Grand Crossing, M/25
2:15a 7800 S Eggleston, Grand Crossing, M/32
3:45a 1300 N Kildare, Humboldt Park, M/30
4:50p Dan Ryan @ 59th St, Englewood, ?/?
4:50p Dan Ryan @ 59th St, Englewood, ?/?
5:50p 2400 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/25
6:40p 5100 S Hermitage, New City, F/17
6:40p 5100 S Hermitage, New City, F/18
7:50p 3000 S Kedvale, Little Village, M/16
10:00p 6700 S Laflin, Englewood, M/33
11:00p 7900 S Eberhart, Chatham, M/23
Sunday 6/14
12:05a 800 E Marquette, Woodlawn, F/49
12:45a 2800 W Division, West Town, M/12
1:00a 7200 S Aberdeen, Englewood, M/19
1:20a 800 N Central Park, Humboldt Park, M/32
1:55a 2300 N Laramie, Belmont Cragin, M/18
4:20a 1500 N Central Park, Humboldt Park, M/34
7:45a 6700 S Aberdeen, Englewood, M/19
4:50p 300 N Long, Austin, M/22
4:50p 300 N Long, Austin, M/41
6:30p 1000 N Mayfield, Austin, M/26
7:45p 8400 S Escanaba, South Chicago, M/29
11:20p 100 E 63rd, Washington Park, M/52
9:00p 2100 W 63rd, Englewood, M/19
No Accountability Monday
3:40a Drop-off @ Stitch-N-Go, M/44

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

The Weekend’s Stupidity

1970s CPD

Final Stupidity Tally: 5 killed, 38 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 42 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 10 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 38 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 7 killed, 39 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded

Friday 6/5
1:40p 1200 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, M/29
1:50p 4700 S Ada, New City, M/36
3:05p 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/27
3:05p 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/31
3:05p 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/41
4:00p 3100 W Lexington, Garfield Park, ?/?
7:40p 5300 S Hermitage, New City, M/15
9:55p 10100 S Winston, Washington Heights, M/30
Saturday 6/6
1:10a 4000 W 21st, North Lawndale, M/29
1:45a 1900 W Canalport, Lower West Side, M/21
1:45a 1900 W Canalport, Lower West Side, M/27
2:15a 800 E 89th, Chatham, F/28
2:15a 800 E 89th, Chatham, M/33
2:20a 300 W 64th, Englewood, M/21
2:40a 100 N Laramie, Austin, M/22
2:40a 100 N Laramie, Austin, F/35
3:45a 9600 S Loomis, Washington Heights, M/27
3:45a 9600 S Loomis, Washington Heights, M/29
3:45a 9600 S Loomis, Washington Heights, M/30
5:55a 5600 S Princeton, Englewood, M/22
2:40p 800 E 98th, Pullman, M/18
2:40p 800 E 95th, Burnside, F/27
10:30p 3600 W 16th, North Lawndale, F/40
Sunday 6/7
12:25a 1500 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/31
2:30a 100 S Seeley, Near West Side, M/28
2:30a 100 S Seeley, Near West Side, M/29
2:30a 100 S Seeley, Near West Side, M/29
2:30a 100 S Seeley, Near West Side, M/29
2:50a 2400 S Pulaski, Little Village, M/25
2:50a 2400 S Pulaski, Little Village, F/26
2:50a 2400 S Pulaski, Little Village, M/30
3:25a 12300 S Wallace, West Pullman, M/30
8:00p 6800 S Emerald, Englewood, M/35
8:50p 3000 W 67th, Chicago Lawn, M/34
11:15a 3700 S State, Douglas, M/26
11:15a 3700 S State, Douglas, M/27
11:15a 3700 S State, Douglas, M/29
11:15a 3700 S State, Douglas, M/36
11:15a 3700 S State, Douglas, M/44
11:15a 3700 S State, Douglas, M/48
No Accountability Monday
12:20a 500 N Leamington, Austin, M/? (CPO shot)
4:45a 8800 S Bennett, Calumet Heights, M/19
5:10a 900 W 51st, New City, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Loot-N-Shoot Weekend

1968 RiotsIt was just a week or two ago we were told that peaceful protests were irresponsible, posed “unacceptable health risks” and could kill thousands as a result. Rioting must impart natural herd immunity. CWBChicago has photos of Saturday’s and Sunday’s stupidity.

Final Not-A-Protest Tally*: 29 killed, 65 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 10 killed, 45 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 31 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded

Friday 5/29
12:40p 4500 S Lamon, Garfield Ridge, M/31
4:20p 5600 S Michigan, Washington Park, M/28

5:55p 8100 S Burnham, South Chicago, M/36
6:25p 5500 W Corcoran, Austin, M/17
6:35p 300 W 42nd, Fuller Park, M/28
7:10p 1200 W 70th, Englewood, M/23
7:10p 600 S St Louis, Garfield Park, M/56
7:20p 400 E 62nd, Woodlawn, F/21
7:30p 7500 S Chappel, South Shore, M/33
9:10p 6300 S California, Chicago Lawn, M/19
11:00p 3200 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/35
11:05p 1500 E 87th, Avalon Park, M/27
Saturday 5/30
2:05a 6200 S King, Washington Park, M/53
2:25a 800 E 87th, Chatham, M/25
2:25a 800 E 87th, Chatham, M/28
2:50a 8100 S Woodlawn, Avalon Park, F/30
2:55a 500 E 115th, Riverdale, M/21

3:15a 2900 W Montrose, Albany Park, M/17
5:35a 4000 W Foster, North Park, F/39
8:30a 800 N Lorel, Austin, M/39
2:05p 1000 N Leamington, Austin, M/27
7:20p 2900 W 63rd, Chicago Lawn, M/?
8:35p 2000 W 68th, Chicago Lawn, F/?
9:30p 50 W Jackson, Loop, M/?
9:30p 50 W Jackson, Loop, M/?
9:50p 2300 N Meade, Belmont Cragin, M/34
9:55p 100 E Oak, Near North Side, M/34
9:55p 100 E Oak, Near North Side, M/35
9:55p 1200 W Division, Near North Side, F/?
9:55p 20 S Michigan, Loop, M/?
11:00p 119 W Hubbard, Near North Side, M/26
11:05p 200 N Michigan, Loop, M/19
11:15p 1400 W Garfield, New City, M/44
11:40p 400 S Wells, Loop, M/?
Sunday 5/31
12:35a 6800 S Laflin, Englewood, M/36
1:35a 5500 W Congress, Austin, M/33
1:40a 7100 S St Lawrence, Grand Crossing, M/46
1:40a 7100 S St Lawrence, Grand Crossing, F/49
2:45a 6500 S Hermitage, Englewood, M/32
4:40a 10200 S Normal, Washington Heights, M/?
5:05a 1600 W Harrison, Near West Side, M/19
5:05a 1600 W Harrison, Near West Side, M/19
5:25a 1200 N Mason, Austin, M/25
9:45a 200 E Huron, Near North Side, M/?
10:05 3300 W 71st, Chicago Lawn, M/37

12:35p 8100 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/15
12:35p 8100 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/30
1:40p 1600 E 95th, South Deering, M/31
1:40p 1600 E 95th, South Deering, M/39
1:50p 3900 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/?

2:15p 100 W 87th, Chatham, M/23
2:25p 5600 S Princeton, Englewood, M/28
2:30p 9100 S Stony Island, Calumet Heights, M/30
2:40p 1000 N Francisco, West Town, M/25
3:20p 8300 S Kedzie, Ashburn, M/26

3:20p 4500 S Ashland, New City, M/18
4:30p 4800 W Flournoy, Austin, M/24
4:30p 5940 S Carpenter, Englewood, F/18
4:45p 7100 S Vincennes, Grand Crossing, M/28

6:45p 4600 S Marshfield, New City, M/20
6:45p 4600 S Marshfield, New City, M/26
7:00p 3100 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/?
7:10p 7400 S Vincennes, Grand Crossing, M/?
7:20p 10800 S Green, Morgan Park, F/?
7:50p 8500 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, F/23
7:50p 8500 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, M/43
8:00p 9300 S Drexel, Burnside, M/?
8:00p 11500 S Halsted, West Pullman, M/23
8:30p 5100 W Madison, Austin, F/18
8:30p 5100 W Madison, Austin, M/21
8:30p 5100 W Madison, Austin, M/27
9:30p 1500 N Maplewood, West Town, M/25
9:30p 2500 S Kedzie, Little Village, M/20
10:35p 3934 W Diversey, Avondale, M/21
10:40p 7600 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/?
10:50p 7100 S Peoria, Englewood, M/17
10:50p 7100 S Peoria, Englewood, M/24
10:50p 4200 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, F/18
11:00p 3500 W Cortland, Logan Square, M/?
11:15p 200 S Laramie, Austin, F/28
11:15p 200 S Laramie, Austin, M/33
11:50p 500 W Pershing, Bridgeport, F/?
11:50p 500 W Pershing, Bridgeport, F/?
11:55p 4700 S Western, Brighton Park, M/18
No Accountability Monday
12:10a 300 W 64th, Englewood, M/?
12:20a 1200 N Washtenaw, West Town, M/47
12:20a 1200 N Washtenaw, West Town, M/52
1:25a 100 E 75th, Grand Crossing, F/25
1:30a 3900 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/?
1:30a Walk-in @ the Stitch-N-Go, M/?
1:50a 4800 W Grand, Austin, M/31
3:35a 2700 W Haddon, West Town, M/29
3:35a 2700 W Haddon, West Town, M/51

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
*Note: Shooting-related data from the rioting downtown all over is a little spotty at this time. We’ll continue to post updates as the correct information is received.

Memorial Day Weekend

Memorial Day Weekend 2020Memorial Day weekend marks the start of the annual Summer Shooting Season with a special “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” twist that’ll sure to do absolutely nothing to keep the hi-speed lead virus R0 below 1.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 35 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 8 killed, 31 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 67 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 12 killed, 45 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 8 killed, 21 wounded

Friday 5/22
2:05p 1800 S Avers, North Lawndale, M/17
4:20p 2500 E 79th, South Shore, M/22
9:15p 7900 S State, Grand Crossing, M/21
11:25p 5600 S Paulina, Englewood, M/41
Saturday 5/23
12:10a 400 E 61st, Woodlawn, M/30
12:50a 7600 S Exchange, South Shore, M/15
1:20a 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, M/37
1:45a 600 N Lockwood, Austin, M/33
6:05a 5949 S Justine, Englewood, M/28
6:25p 3900 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/23
6:25p 3900 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/26
6:25p 3900 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/35
6:25p 3900 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/43
6:55p 5700 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/25
6:55p 5700 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/35
7:45p 1300 W 97th, Washington Heights, M/32
8:05p 6500 S Sangamon, Englewood, M/35
9:35p 8739 S Parnell, Auburn Gresham, F/31
9:55p 6100 S Indiana, Washington Park, M/16
11:10p 3400 W North, Humboldt Park, M/28

11:50p 4500 W Maypole, Garfield Park, F/23
Sunday 5/24
2:10a 3800 W Gladys, Garfield Park, M/23
3:50a 7800 S Ingleside, Grand Crossing, M/45
7:45a 1000 N Drake, Humboldt Park, M/21

7:55a 100 W 105th, Roseland, M/22
3:05p 400 E 103rd, Roseland, M/?
5:00p 200 W 99th, Roseland, M/27
7:55p 1500 S Wood, Near West Side, M/26
7:55p 1500 S Wood, Near West Side, F/42
8:30p 1500 W 88th, Auburn Gresham, M/36
10:30p 3400 W Walnut, Garfield Park, M/22
Memorial Day
12:40a 5600 S Drexel, Hyde Park, M/35
2:10a 8800 S May, Auburn Gresham, M/45
2:10a 8800 S May, Auburn Gresham, M/45
2:30a 6500 S Drexel, Woodlawn, M/23
2:35a 7300 S Paulina, Englewood, M/53
3:20a 9800 S Ellis, Pullman, M/30
5:10a 12000 S Wallace, West Pullman, F/15
9:00a 800 N St. Louis, Humboldt Park, M/35
4:50p 9000 S Racine, Washington Heights, M/21
6:30p 3000 S Gratten, Bridgeport, M/20
6:50p 9100 S Union, Washington Heights, M/22
8:30p 2800 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/45
8:30p 2800 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/52
9:20p 8800 S Burley, South Chicago, M/20
9:20p 8800 S Burley, South Chicago, F/21
9:50p 3500 W Walnut, Garfield Park, M/29
10:20p 6900 S Loomis, Englewood, M/?
11:25p 1000 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, M/33
11:25p 1000 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, F/36
11:25p 1000 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, M/44
No Accountability Tuesday
1:10a 7200 S Talman, Chicago Lawn, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Tuesday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Disco Demolition - July 12, 1979This is the final weekend of Spring Training and the last chance to get a roster spot before a special “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” Summer Shooting Season kicks off next Friday.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 6 killed, 35 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 12 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 37 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 39 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 2 killed, 47 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 7 killed, 24 wounded

Friday 5/15
12:10p 600 E Marquette, Woodlawn, M/38
1:25p 3800 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/29
5:00p 9000 S Carpenter, Washington Heights, M/?
7:15p 7100 S Honore, Englewood, M/27
7:15p 7100 S Honore, Englewood, M/48
8:15p 6600 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/26
8:15p 6600 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/37
9:00p 5100 S Halsted, New City, M/31
9:15p 300 W 108th, Roseland, M/18

9:15p 300 W 108th, Roseland, F/20
10:00p 800 N St. Louis, Humboldt Park, M/32
10:05p 8800 S Princeton, Roseland, M/21
Saturday 5/16
12:15a 800 N Cicero, Austin, M/27
1:25a 7000 S Racine, Englewood, M/24
1:25a 7000 S Racine, Englewood, M/36
2:05a 400 E 111th, Roseland, M/30
3:30a 600 N Kedzie, Humboldt Park, F/29
4:25a 4400 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/28
4:40a 700 W 63rd, Englewood, M/19
2:50p 1300 W 19th, Lower West Side, F/24
3:05p 8300 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/29
6:30p 2500 W Thomas, West Town, M/35
6:40p 9000 S Normal, Auburn Gresham, M/27
6:40p 9000 S Normal, Auburn Gresham, M/42
7:05p 100 S Leamington, Austin, M/32
7:10p 4900 W Arthington, Austin, M/51
10:25p 1140 W 95th, Washington Heights, M/54
11:20p 5100 W Fulton, Austin, F/37
11:30p 5100 W Diversey, Belmont Cragin, M/19
Sunday 5/17
12:10a 100 W 74th, Grand Crossing, M/50
1:30a 2500 N Monitor, Belmont Cragin, M/20
1:30a 2500 N Monitor, Belmont Cragin, M/23
2:00a 1000 W 113th, Morgan Park, F/25
2:00a 1000 W 113th, Morgan Park, F/26
2:15a Dan Ryan @ Roosevelt, Lower W. Side, M/24
4:00a 3200 W Montrose, Albany Park, M/21
4:40a 2100 W 19th, Lower West Side, M/26
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
8:40p 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, M/20
10:30p 3300 W 79th, Ashburn, M/19
11:20p 100 E 113th, Roseland, M/24
No Accountability Monday
1:35a 2500 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/22

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Mother’s Day Weekend

Peg BundyAs the narrative switches from “flatten the curve” to “the lockdown may end after these 10 steps with a time travel prerequisite” the Non-Essentials will demand obedience for yet another “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” weekend while trigger pulling and lead catching continues apace.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 4 killed, 21 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 16 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 9 killed, 17 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 25 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 19 wounded

Friday 5/8
2:50p 7200 S Western, Chicago Lawn, M/21
10:45p 600 N Spaulding, Humboldt Park, M/21
10:45p 100 E 71st, Grand Crossing, M/19
Saturday 5/9
12:10a 13200 S Riverdale, Riverdale, M/26
12:10a 13200 S Riverdale, Riverdale, F/40
3:00a 900 W 51st, New City, M/34
2:55p 12100 S Lafayette, West Pullman, M/25
2:55p 12100 S Lafayette, West Pullman, M/26
3:25p 2300 S Drake, Little Village, M/21
3:25p 2300 S Drake, Little Village, M/21
7:50p 4400 S Sacramento, Brighton Park, M/23
8:40p 800 W Garfield, New City, F/54
10:15p 9600 S Avenue M, East Side, M/32
10:30p 7300 S Honore, Englewood, F/17
10:35p 7900 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/29
11:55p 1600 S Millard, North Lawndale, M/38
Mother’s Day
2:20a 5700 S Honore, Englewood, M/23
2:35a 900 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, M/39
4:25a 3400 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/20
5:05a Drop-off @ The Stitch-N-Go, M/25
7:30a 4900 W Superior, Austin, F/?
1:45p 1300 W 71st, Englewood, M/55
4:30p 5500 W Cortland, Austin, M/?
7:20p 2100 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/18
No Accountability Monday
4:55a 4400 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/21

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

1968 DNC RiotsAs the Non-Essentials command another month of “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law“, 70 degree temps had other ideas with or without a mask.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 7 killed, 42 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 6 killed, 35 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 6 killed, 27 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 9 killed, 43 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 25 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 19 wounded

Friday 5/1
3:05p 5200 S Homan, Gage Park, M/16
3:35p 600 S Francisco, Garfield Park, M/20
5:30p 500 N Pine, Austin, M/22
5:55p 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/20
9:40p 1200 E 61st, Woodlawn, M/34
9:40p 1400 W 62nd, Englewood, F/24
10:45p 6700 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/24
11:25p 4500 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/29
11:45p 4000 S Western, Brighton Park, M/19
11:45p 1900 W 61st, Englewood, M/35
Saturday 5/2
2:30a 1600 W 35th, Mckinkey Park, M/30
3:15a 1400 W 114th, Morgan Park, M/45
9:30a 9500 S Jeffery, South Deering, F/33
4:10p 1900 E 79th, South Shore, F/22
4:10p 1900 E 79th, South Shore, M/28
4:10p 1900 E 79th, South Shore, M/29
4:20p Karen is told to “go home”.
10:00p 3700 S Damen, Mckinkey Park, M/32
10:00p 1100 S Laflin, Near West Side, M/?
10:00p 5000 S Kostner, Archer Heights, M/18
10:35p 9200 S Normal, Washington Heights, M/19
10:55p 11800 S Yale, West Pullman, M/19
11:05p 9200 S Eggleston, Washington Heights, M/27
11:30p 6700 S Ada, Englewood, F/33
11:45p 1200 S Christiana, North Lawndale, F/26
11:50p 3200 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/23
Sunday 5/3
12:10a 1600 N Lake Shore Dr, Lincoln Park, M/22
1:15a 5200 S Troy, Gage Park, M/35
1:15a 5200 S Troy, Gage Park, M/36
2:00a Dan Ryan @ 75th St, Grand Crossing, M/?
2:50a 6700 S Loomis, Englewood, M/35
3:00a 2100 W 23rd, Lower West Side, M/32
3:10a 4400 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/20
3:35a 3700 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/15
3:35a 3700 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/17
3:35a 3700 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/18
3:35a 3700 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/18
3:35a 3700 W 13th, North Lawndale, M/19
1:00p 3700 S Morgan, Bridgeport, M/25
2:00p 1000 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, F/18
3:30p 2700 W 72nd, Chicago Lawn, M/21
5:25p 7900 S Paulina, Auburn Gresham, M/23
5:25p 7900 S Paulina, Auburn Gresham, M/29
5:25p 7900 S Paulina, Auburn Gresham, M/29
5:55p 1500 S Kildare, North Lawndale, M/23
6:00p 6500 N Ashland, Rogers Park, M/19
8:00p 4000 W Argyle, Albany Park, M/19
8:30p 3400 W Fulton, Garfield Park, F/17
No Accountability Monday
1:00a 5600 W Madison, Austin, F/28

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown April

Carnac the Magnificent While Mayor Scolding Karen and Governor Mass Gathering yammer on daily about how if we go outside we’ll commit mass murder (except for haircuts and horse farms), actual mass murdering continued at an elevated pace despite “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” in place for the entire month.

April 2020: 57 killed, 195 wounded
April 2019: 66 killed, 187 wounded
April 2018: 42 killed, 181 wounded
April 2017: 49 killed, 270 wounded
April 2016: 40 killed, 274 wounded
April 2015: 37 killed, 204 wounded
April 2014: 37 killed, 232 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s idiocy shows:

  • 53 (93%) shot & killed
  • 2 stabbed
  • 2 beaten
  • A person killed every 12 hours, 38 minutes
  • A person shot & wounded every 3 hours, 42 minutes
  • 6 days were homicide-free
  • 0 shot by CPD
  • 2 ruled self defense
  • 2 homicide-linked arrests
  • 28 in serious or critical condition
  • 52 males killed vs 5 females
  • 47 Blacks killed vs 5 Hispanics vs 5 Whites
  • Average age of a homicide victim, 30
  • Youngest homicide victim, 15, oldest, 68
  • 47 teenagers shot, 5 killed
  • 12 grazed
  • 5 selfies
  • 15 #ShotInTheAss

Given the not-a-lockdown and a slowing March, we were guessing April would come in at most around 40 homicides with another 150 shot and wounded. Silly us for thinking diktats and decrees mean anything to trigger pullers and lead catchers. Now with Spring Training in its final weeks and warmer weather cancelling out the scolding, we’re forecasting a 60 homicide May with an additional 250 shot and wounded. The usual Memorial Day weekend shitshow may be more so than usual.

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

The BatComputerWhile the Non-Essentials work over the Goal Seek function to justify more “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” nonsense, better than a half century of grudges, payback and general stupidity play out from at least 6′ away.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 3 killed, 18 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 7 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 19 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 28 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 26 wounded

Friday 4/24
3:20p 11400 S Halsted, Morgan Park, M/23
3:50p 7600 S Euclid, South Shore, M/28
6:20p 200 E Garfield, Washington Park, M/28
11:00p 4700 S St Lawrence, Grand Boulevard, F/19
Saturday 4/25
12:30a 1000 W 14th, Near West Side, M/22
1:20a 2600 W Walton, West Town, M/29
4:10a 300 E 61st, Washington Park, M/?
5:55a 2700 W 50th, Gage Park, F/39
1:50p 3600 W Lexington, Garfield Park, M/16
4:40p 2400 W 52nd, Gage Park, M/19
9:45p 5100 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/23
11:30p 8700 S Essex, South Chicago, M/28
Sunday 4/26
12:35a 3300 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/23
3:35p 4300 W Kamerling, Humboldt Park, M/?
7:45p 6200 W Wabansia, Austin, M/25
7:45p 6200 W Wabansia, Austin, F/21
7:45p 2200 W 50th, Gage Park, M/23
7:45p 2200 W 50th, Gage Park, M/27
10:30p 1300 W 83rd, Auburn Gresham, M/30
10:30p 1500 S Komensky, North Lawndale, M/25
10:40p 4100 W Hirsh, Humboldt Park, M/31
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled due to fraudulent models

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Chief WiggumAs many grow tired of the “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” shtick, the usual jagoffs will look to continue their Spring Training drills ahead of the upcoming Summer Shooting Season… from at least 6′ away or else the Scolding Karens will get upset.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 32 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 41 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 9 killed, 39 wounded

Friday 4/17
12:25p 4900 N Drake, Albany Park, M/26
3:00p 13000 S King, Roseland, F/23
6:00p 8400 S Damen, Auburn Gresham, M/2
6:00p 8400 S Damen, Auburn Gresham, M/28
6:40p 1200 S Troy, North Lawndale, M/33
Saturday 4/18
12:00a 1100 S Mason, Austin, M/27
12:10a 1700 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/25
12:10a 1700 N Harding, Humboldt Park, M/27
1:50a 6900 S St Lawrence, Woodlawn, M/52
6:50a 5400 W Rockwell, Gage Park, M/24
9:10a 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/30
9:10a 800 N Homan, Humboldt Park, M/41
1:45p 100 N Albany, Garfield Park, M/24
5:05p 4000 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/24
6:05p 2000 W 69th, Englewood, M/58
10:10p 1100 W Marquette, Englewood, F/20
11:00p 3600 W 79th, Ashburn, F/17
11:55p 5700 S May, Englewood, M/22
11:55p 5700 S May, Englewood, M/39
Sunday 4/19
12:00a 3000 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, F/43
12:10a 6900 S May, Englewood, M/33
12:50a 6500 S Bishop, Englewood, M/25
1:15a 1100 S Laramie, Austin, M/26
1:15a 1100 S Laramie, Austin, F/33
1:15a 1100 S Laramie, Austin, M/35
1:55a Dan Ryan @ 43rd St, Fuller Park, F/27
3:40p 7100 S State, Grand Crossing, M/57
3:55p 4700 W Van Buren, Austin, M/17
4:25p 7500 S Blackstone, South Shore, F/20
4:55p 100 N Central Park, Garfield Park, M/17
4:55p 100 N Central Park, Garfield Park, M/22
6:25p 6000 W Gunninson, Portage Park, M/39
8:25p I94 @ 103rd St, Pullman, M/47
8:30p 5200 W Van Buren, Austin, M/19

8:30p 5200 W Van Buren, Austin, M/17
9:30p 6900 S Cornell, South Shore, M/18
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled due to hair appointments & bong hits

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Hole-y Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

dead easter bunnyOnce upon a time we had “Thou Shalt Not Murder” Easter Sunday. Today we have Scolding Karens ratting out neighbors and passersby for COVID-19 wrongthink while our “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” lockdown is having the opposite effect on crime rates.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 4 killed, 19 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 10 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded

Good Friday
1:35p 4300 W Lexington, Garfield Park, M/52
6:15p 5900 W Potomac, Austin, M/25
7:50p 5500 S Ashland, Englewood, M/22

9:35p 5000 W Huron, Austin, M/39
11:40p 7900 S State, Grand Crossing, M/18
Saturday 4/11
12:55a 11000 S Halsted, Morgan Park, M/22
2:20a 3200 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/43
3:15a 5600 N Spaulding, North Park, M/26
9:50a 100 N Latrobe, Austin, M/38
12:30p 7600 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/23
4:30p 3800 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/23
7:25p 4400 N Lawndale, Albany Park, M/21
7:30p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/21
7:30p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/40
7:30p 9700 S University, Pullman, M/42
8:40p 7200 N Damen, Rogers Park, F/29
9:00p 200 W 38th, Armour Square, F/18
11:10p 11900 S Indiana, West Pullman, M/30
Easter Sunday
2:10p 400 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/31
7:40p 800 N Massasoit, Austin, M/29
7:45p 800 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/27
8:30p 2600 W Peterson, West Ridge, M/17
11:40p 13200 S King, Roseland, M/37
No Accountability Monday
Cancelled due to chocolate bunny overdose

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Not-A-Lockdown Weekend

Great Depression As we dive headfirst into the shallow end of the Great Depression 2.0 pool the “this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law” lockdown continues all while decades old nonsense continues to play out from at least 6′ away.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 6 killed, 19 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 26 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 3 killed, 24 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 33 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 26 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded

Friday 4/3
3:20p 7200 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/16
3:20p 7200 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/16
7:00p 1700 E 69th, South Shore, M/22
8:40p 4800 N Drake, Albany Park, M/19
11:30p 3900 W Thomas, Humboldt Park, M/17
11:30p 1400 N Monticello, Humboldt Park, M/17
Saturday 4/4
12:40a 7900 S Francisco, Ashburn, M/15
12:45a 4400 S Wells, Fuller Park, F/29
12:45a 4400 S Wells, Fuller Park, M/31
2:25a 2900 S State, Douglas, M/22
4:15a 2000 E 95th, South Deering, M/26
4:55a 4600 S Evans, Grand Boulevard, M/26
12:30p 4000 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/56
10:15p 3900 W Armitage, Hermosa, M/31
Sunday 4/5
12:05a 500 E 35th, Douglas, M/28
1:05a 1600 S Homan, North Lawndale, M/24
2:30a 6900 W Belmont, Dunning, F/34
6:00a 1500 S Komensky, North Lawndale, F/34
12:05p 1100 N Central Park, Humboldt Park, M/18
4:20p 1556 W Jonquil, Rogers Park, F/38
4:40p 4100 S Sacramento, Brighton Park, M/21
7:25p 500 N Central, Austin, M/31

8:05p 6600 N Seeley, West Ridge, M/17
11:15p 100 S Whipple, Garfield Park, M/24
No Accountability Monday
2:20a 7700 S Marshfield, Auburn Gresham, M/29

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Chicago Values Update

1970s CPDAs a wise man once said, “You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it’s an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.” That said, Baltimore may have come up with the idea, but look for Chicago to turn it into an opportunity.

Following Baltimore’s lead, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot begged her constituents to stop filling up emergency rooms with gunshot, stabbing and beating victims in light of the global COVID-19 pandemic.

“We need all available beds for coronavirus patients and we can’t have our crimes of poverty victims using up our limited and valuable hospital resources. Once the pandemic passes, there will be ample opportunity to kill and maim. All we’re asking is that you put the guns down,” Lightfoot said Monday while trying not to laugh through the “put the guns down” line.

She added, “As I and others have said countless times, the level of violence is completely acceptable. We will tolerate murder, mass shootings, car jackings and an increase in crime but now is not the time. That’s what summer is for.”

Lightfoot wrapped up her remarks by saying that the police would be looking to improve on their single digit arrest rate, adding, “For those of you who want to continue to shoot and kill people, please hold off until the lockdown, I mean, stay-at-home order is lifted and then have at it.”

Do your part Chicago jagoffs.

Weekend at Lori’s

BeakerI want to say to be clear, this is not a lockdown, it’s not martial law …” – Mayor Woke Bozo, March 20, 2020, expired March 25, 2020. The economic destruction of Chicago may now continue with reckless abandon but from a safe social distance of course.

Final Not-A-Lockdown Tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 12 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 18 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 2 killed, 35 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 19 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 25 wounded

Friday 3/27
2:20p 2900 W 40th, Brighton Park, M/21
2:20p 2900 W 40th, Brighton Park, M/47
8:05p 5200 S Laflin, New City, F/19
9:05p 8500 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, M/19
☂☁ Rain Delay ☁☂
Saturday 3/28
10:00a 4100 W Kamerling, Humboldt Park, M/27
11:00a 2100 W Maypole, Near West Side, M/16
11:20a 10500 S Avenue J, East Side, F/53
3:30p 500 N Trumbull, Humboldt Park, M/20
6:55p 5800 S Michigan, Washington Park, M/25
9:30p 3900 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, F/18
9:30p 3900 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/29
10:15p 1400 N Greenview, West Town, M/23
10:20p 4300 W Fifth, Garfield Park, F/23
11:35p 2700 W Peterson, West Ridge, F/16
Sunday 3/29
12:35a 5700 S Sawyer, Gage Park, M/26
5:20a 3000 S California, Little Village, M/47
4:25p 900 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/49
5:15p 400 S Lockwood, Austin, M/?
5:20p 7900 S Knox, Ashburn, M/47 (CCW)
No Accountability Monday
12:05a 1300 S Lake Shore, Near South Side, M/21
2:15a 3500 W Montrose, Albany Park, F/22
2:15a 3500 W Montrose, Albany Park, F/25

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Rise of the Virus Scolds

Throw Momma From the TrainMayor Woke Bozo along with the barking seal Blue Check Media betters took to their favorite dumpster fire social platforms to scold and admonish people for going outside violating Governor One-man Mass Gathering’s stay-at-home-and-don’t-breath-or-you’ll-kill-immune-comprimised-grandma order.

Four days into a statewide stay-at-home order, Mayor Lori Lightfoot on Wednesday scolded restless Chicagoans who have taken advantage of spring weather and packed local parks, trails and the city’s lakefront despite growing numbers of people infected by the coronavirus disease.

“If there are people out there, and unfortunately there are, who are determined to do whatever they want despite orders. These are not recommendations. This isn’t guidance. This is an order that’s enforced by law,” a visibly frustrated Lightfoot said at an afternoon news conference. “We’re going to give you an admonition and if you don’t turn right away and head home then you’re going to get a citation. And if worse, yeah, we will take you into custody. I hope that it doesn’t come to that. I hope I don’t have to shut down the lakefront, and shut down all the parks, but I will if we cannot get compliance.”

Aside from numerous Constitutional violations involved with arresting people for not following the stay-at-home and social distancing diktat, how long is it before many won’t comply with anything anyone says? Decades of “put the guns down”, “stop the violence”, “unacceptable …” haven’t put, stopped or accepted a thing. Neither will virus scolding people. Besides, years of chiding the CPD to not arrest, chase, pursue actual criminals along with a CCSA that de-facto legalized shoplifting and other crimes, why follow the rules now?

Speaking of gatherings and social distancing, where are all the sick and dying from St. Patrick’s Day (3/14), the Bernie Sanders rally in Grant Park (also on 3/14), and the cannot postpone primary Election Day (3/17)? Can anyone in the media ask that question of Woke Bozo and OMG? And while you’re at it, also ask if it’s worth destroying the economy for a now 0.92% case fatality rate when the CFR for shootings is over 17%.

“Stay-At-Home” Weekend

HYSTERIA!With Governor One-man Mass Gathering (OMG) declaring a “stay-at-home” order to start this Saturday at 5pm, the usual assortment of jagoffs and ne’er-do-wells will continue to practice safe social distancing by shooting each other from at least six feet away.

Final Stay-At-Home Tally: 1 killed, 13 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 13 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 1 killed, 41 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 2 killed, 19 wounded

Friday 3/20
12:50p 1500 S Drake, North Lawndale, M/25
4:20p 11500 S Perry, West Pullman, M/25
7:00p 9600 S Chappel, South Deering, M/21
11:30p 1500 S Fairfield, North Lawndale, F/25
Saturday 3/21
12:45a 200 W 93rd, Roseland, M/27
12:45a 200 W 93rd, Roseland, M/29
1:05a 3000 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/26
2:20a 3700 W Grand, Humboldt Park, M/21
2:20a 3700 W Grand, Humboldt Park, M/33
Sunday 3/22
12:50a 3100 S Benson, Bridgeport, M/38
1:05a 3400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/25
4:00a 1300 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/30
10:45p 4800 S Honore, New City, M/13 (selfie)
No Accountability Monday
12:00a 9000 S Emerald, Auburn Gresham, M/25

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

St. Patrick’s Vomit O’Rahma

Drunk GirlWill the combination of a cancelled parade along with the hoarding of toilet paper put a damper on what is usually one of the drunkest weekends of the year? Sort of, but not really.

Final Vomit O’Rahma Tally: 2 killed, 18 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 16 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 8 killed, 14 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 3 killed, 18 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 18 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 18 wounded

Friday the 13th
3:55p 3900 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/29
11:30p 800 W Sheridan, Lake View, M/36 (story)
Saturday 3/14
2:25a 800 W 119th, West Pullman, M/24
3:30a 4000 W LeMoyne, Humboldt Park, M/24
11:20a 5800 W Belmont, Portage Park, M/48
4:45p 410 N Dearborn, Near North Side, F/22
11:40p 2700 W Crystal, West Town, M/23
Sunday 3/15
2:15a 1700 W Erie, West Town, M/27
2:15a 1700 W Erie, West Town, M/30
2:40a 9100 S Normal, Washington Heights, F/18
2:40a 9100 S Normal, Washington Heights, M/20
2:40a 9100 S Normal, Washington Heights, M/23
3:45a 3900 N New England, Dunning, M/54
4:00a 1300 N Campbell, West Town, M/25
12:40p 4000 S Talman, Brighton Park, M/22
2:35p 1800 N Mobile, Austin, M/21
3:45p 8700 S Creiger, Calumet Heights, M/16
3:45p 8700 S Creiger, Calumet Heights, M/36
4:30p 4700 S Forrestville, Grand Boulevard, M/69
5:25p 6700 S Winchester, Englewood, M/15

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday