HeyJackass! http://heyjackass.com Illustrating Chicago Values Mon, 26 Jan 2015 04:23:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Coming Soon http://heyjackass.com/coming-soon/ http://heyjackass.com/coming-soon/#comments Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:20:31 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=2911 Continue Reading]]> We’ve made the move to our 2015 stats. See 2014 stats to get caught up on last year’s asinine stupidity.

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Week’s Totals http://heyjackass.com/weeks-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/weeks-totals/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2015 02:41:48 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=9557 Last Week’s Totals
Shot & Killed: 8
Shot & Wounded: 43
Total Shot: 51
Total Homicides: 8

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Last Month Totals http://heyjackass.com/last-month-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/last-month-totals/#comments Wed, 03 Jul 2013 12:34:48 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=2153 Final December Totals
Shot & Killed: 40
Shot & Wounded: 202
Total Shot: 242
Total Homicides: 42

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2013 Year to Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 20:50:02 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1255 Final 2013 Totals
Shot & Killed: 375
Shot & Wounded: 1810
Total Shot: 2185
Total Homicides: 455

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2014 Year To Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/#comments Sun, 09 Feb 2014 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4968 Final 2014 Totals
Shot & Killed: 388
Shot & Wounded: 2231
Total Shot: 2619
Total Homicides: 456

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2015 Year To Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/2015-year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/2015-year-to-date-totals/#comments Sun, 04 Jan 2015 17:35:33 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=9397 Year To Date
Shot & Killed: 21
Shot & Wounded: 105
Total Shot: 126
Total Homicides: 23

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2012: Totals http://heyjackass.com/final-2012-total/ http://heyjackass.com/final-2012-total/#comments Mon, 28 Jan 2013 04:55:10 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=222 Final 2012 Totals
Shot & Killed: 441
Total Homicides*: 514

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2014 Shooting & Homicide Trend http://heyjackass.com/2014-shooting-homicide-trend/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-shooting-homicide-trend/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2015 21:15:36 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=9356 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/2014-shooting-homicide-trend/feed/ 0 30 Day Stupidity Trend http://heyjackass.com/shootings/ http://heyjackass.com/shootings/#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:31:44 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=174 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shootings/feed/ 0 Enlightening Commentary http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/ http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/#comments Thu, 01 May 2014 23:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/wordpress/?p=1

The Weekend’s Stupidity

The Triple FacepalmOur mild winter continues to mess with the stats. Last winter, record cold and snow received no credit from our betters who proclaimed “our strategies our working” and “weather has nothing to do with it”. So if weather has nothing to do with it, then those strategies are no longer working.

Stupidity Tally as of 10:00p: 3 killed, 24 wounded
2014′s weekend tally: 3 killed, 14 wounded

Friday 1/23
3:30p 6800 S Campbell Ave, Chicago Lawn, M/19
4:45p 7800 S Coles Ave, South Shore, M/18
5:25p 100 E 67th St, Grand Crossing, M/22
5:25p 1500 S Trumbull Ave, North Lawndale, M/35
6:15p 6800 S Western Ave, Chicago Lawn, M/18
6:20p 7900 S Vincennes Ave, Chatham, M/19
6:50p 5100 S Morgan St, New City, M/20
10:15p 7800 S Carpenter St, Auburn Gresham, M/17
10:20p 4500 S Hermitage Ave, New City, F/21
10:20p 4500 S Hermitage Ave, New City, F/20 !
10:20p 2900 S Dearborn St, Douglas, M/18 #
Saturday 1/24
2:00 AM 200 N Kenton Ave, Garfield Park, M/?
2:00a 100 N Aberdeen St, Near West Side, M/21
2:30a 4000 W Cortland St, Hermosa, M/23
5:30a 100 S Kostner, Garfield Park, M/27 !
6:05a 100 E Chicago Ave, Near North Side, M/34
12:25p 8600 S Ashland Ave, Auburn Gresham, M/?
1:45p 5000 S Throop St, New City, M/22
1:45p 5000 S Throop St, New City, M/53
6:55p 5500 W Huron St, Austin, M/24
9:35p 800 N Trumbull Ave, Humboldt Park, M/50
Sunday 1/25
7:30a 1600 S Hamlin Ave, North Lawndale, M/22
12:20p 7300 S Damen Ave, Englewood, M/16
12:50p 3500 W 24th St, Little Village, M/39
3:45p 300 S Springfield Ave, Garfield Park, M/15
7:40p 3550 S Rhodes Ave, Douglas, F/26
10:00p 2245 W 18th Pl, Lower W Side, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
! #ShotInTheAss
# Selfie

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Shot Placement http://heyjackass.com/2015-shot-placement/ http://heyjackass.com/2015-shot-placement/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2015 03:34:22 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=9402 ]]>
Placement
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chest84 abdomen26 head24 face23 neck23 side21 other2 back111 leg26 foot7 All others26 As of 1/24/15 ]]>
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leg1559 back40214 chest90139 head13689 arm205 abdomen33134 ass1154 thigh1114 foot104 shoulder180 face1563 hand75 ankle47 neck832 side532 other2105 As of 1/1/15 ]]>
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2013 Shot Placement http://heyjackass.com/shot-placement/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-placement/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 03:05:51 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1069 ]]>
Neighborhood
Shootings
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Englewood21011.2% Austin1226.5% Garfield Park955.1% Grand Crossing945.0% West Pullman794.2% South Shore754.0% All Others101463.9% As of 12/31/13 ]]>
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Chicago Shot Clock http://heyjackass.com/2015-chicago-shot-clock/ http://heyjackass.com/2015-chicago-shot-clock/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:42:38 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=9518 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/2015-chicago-shot-clock/feed/ 0 2014 Chicago Shot Clock http://heyjackass.com/chicago-shot-clock/ http://heyjackass.com/chicago-shot-clock/#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2014 22:18:48 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=7493 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/chicago-shot-clock/feed/ 0 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/2015-deadliest-hoods/ http://heyjackass.com/2015-deadliest-hoods/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2015 03:36:53 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=9405 ]]>
Neighborhood
Homicides
Wounded
Total
Garfield Park21416 Englewood1910 Austin189 New City268 Ashburn257 North Lawndale426 Chicago Lawn145 South Chicago235 Woodlawn44 Roseland134 Belmont Cragin33 Grand Boulevard123 Humboldt Park33 Grand Crossing33 Chatham123 All Others52429 As of 1/24/15 ]]>
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Neighborhood
Homicides
Wounded
Total
Englewood49259308 Austin36175211 Garfield Park33138171 Humboldt Park25109134 South Shore1695111 Auburn Gresham188199 South Chicago158095 Roseland128193 Grand Crossing98392 North Lawndale117586 New City156681 West Pullman77077 Chicago Lawn204767 Washington Heights66167 Chatham184664 All Others166765931 As of 1/1/15 ]]>
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2013 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-neighborhoods/ http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-neighborhoods/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:25:09 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=264 ]]>
Neighborhood
Homicides
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Englewood4710.5% South Shore317.0% Austin306.7% Garfield Park276.1% West Pullman214.7% Auburn Gresham204.5% North Lawndale194.3% Roseland184.0% Humboldt Park173.8% New City153.4% Grand Crossing143.1% South Chicago122.7% All Others17739.2% Final 2013 ]]>
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2012: Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/final-2012-most-violent-neighborhoods/ http://heyjackass.com/final-2012-most-violent-neighborhoods/#comments Mon, 28 Jan 2013 05:38:33 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=239
Neighborhood
Homicides
%
Englewood407.8% Austin377.2% New City244.7% Grand Crossing234.5% Chicago Lawn224.3% Woodlawn214.1% South Shore193.7% Garfield Park193.7% North Lawndale183.5% Roseland183.5% Humboldt Park173.3% Auburn Gresham163.1% Near West Side163.1% South Chicago142.7% All Others21040.9% ]]>
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2014 Homicide Tally http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:19:36 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4666 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/feed/ 0