HeyJackass! http://heyjackass.com Illustrating Chicago Values Thu, 31 Jul 2014 07:33:38 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Totals http://heyjackass.com/totals/ http://heyjackass.com/totals/#comments Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=20 July to Date
Shot & Killed: 41
Shot & Wounded: 274
Total Homicides*: 41

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Shot & Killed: 2
Shot & Wounded: 32
Total Homicides*: 2

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2014 Year To Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/#comments Sun, 09 Feb 2014 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4968 Year To Date Totals
Shot & Killed: 198
Shot & Wounded: 1225
Total Homicides*: 233

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2013 Year to Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 20:50:02 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1255 Final 2013 Totals
Shot & Killed: 374
Shot & Wounded: 1778
Total Homicides*: 454

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30 Day Murder Trend – Wounded vs Killed http://heyjackass.com/shootings/ http://heyjackass.com/shootings/#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:31:44 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=174 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shootings/feed/ 0 Enlightening Commentary http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/ http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/#comments Thu, 01 May 2014 23:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/wordpress/?p=1

Honor Student of the Week

Todd GrossmanThis week’s honor student hails from the Portage Park neighborhood where he enjoys downing massive amounts of Four Loko, garbage can tossing and has a taste for human flesh. Please meet Todd Grossman:

“An incensed man who had been drinking Four Loko malt liquor bit another man, tearing a “mouthful of flesh” from his arm at a Portage Park block party, prosecutors said.

Todd Grossman, 36, was yelling and throwing garbage cans around in the 4300 block of North Mason Avenue in view of several children when an off-duty police officer and his wife happened to pass by Sunday night, Assistant State’s Attorney Lorraine Scaduto said in court Monday.

When the man identified himself as a Chicago Police officer, Grossman responded, “I don’t give a f— if you are the police,” according to a police report.

Grossman then attacked the officer, hitting, scratching and biting as the cop tried to place him under arrest, according to the report.”

These freely available, mind-altering drugs should be banned immediately. Not only because it’ll stop cannibalistic cop eaters but it’s for the children.

If it saves just one pound of flesh.

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Shot-in-the-Ass-O-Meter http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/#comments Thu, 26 Dec 2013 21:34:21 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4450 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/feed/ 1 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-hoods/ http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-hoods/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:21 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4653 ]]>
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Austin23119142 Englewood21119140 Garfield Park206585 South Shore65561 Humboldt Park95160 Roseland74754 Auburn Gresham84149 Washington Heights54247 Grand Crossing54146 North Lawndale44246 West Pullman53843 South Chicago103141 New City53338 Chicago Lawn142236 Little Village92635 All Others81437518 As of 7/29/14 ]]>
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Englewood4710.5% South Shore317.0% Austin306.7% Garfield Park276.1% West Pullman214.7% Auburn Gresham204.5% North Lawndale194.3% Roseland184.0% Humboldt Park173.8% New City153.4% Grand Crossing143.1% South Chicago122.7% All Others17739.2% Final 2013 ]]>
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Gallery (GRAPHIC) http://heyjackass.com/gallery/ http://heyjackass.com/gallery/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2014 20:27:23 +0000 http://heyjackass2.redtailanalytics.com/?p=5515 39-year-old Anthony Edwards was gunned down at the Citgo gas station at 116th Street and Michigan Avenue in ...Continue Reading]]> 39-year-old Anthony Edwards was gunned down at the Citgo gas station at 116th Street and Michigan Avenue in the West Pullman neighborhood at 3:15a on July 24, 2014. WARNING – GRAPHIC. Photos by @SPOTNEWSonIG

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2013 Murder Trend http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:23:24 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=675 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/feed/ 0 Cause of Death http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/ http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:58 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4645 ]]>
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