HeyJackass! http://heyjackass.com Illustrating Chicago Values Thu, 24 Apr 2014 02:16:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Totals http://heyjackass.com/totals/ http://heyjackass.com/totals/#comments Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=20 April To Date
Shot & Killed: 22
Shot & Wounded: 160
Total Homicides*: 22

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Weekend Totals http://heyjackass.com/weekend-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/weekend-totals/#comments Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:20:31 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=2911 Week in Progress (Sun – Sat)
Shot & Killed: 4
Shot & Wounded: 31
Total Homicides*: 4

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2014 Year To Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/#comments Sun, 09 Feb 2014 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4968 Year To Date Totals
Shot & Killed: 76
Shot & Wounded: 400
Total Homicides*: 95

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2013 Year to Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 20:50:02 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1255 Final 2013 Totals
Shot & Killed: 373
Shot & Wounded: 1778
Total Homicides*: 453

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30 Day Murder Trend – Wounded vs Killed http://heyjackass.com/shootings/ http://heyjackass.com/shootings/#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:31:44 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=174 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shootings/feed/ 0 Enlightening Commentary http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/ http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/wordpress/?p=1

Weekend Shitshow Wrap-up

dead easter bunnyTake a cool but pleasant Friday, add in a nice Saturday and top it off with a really nice Easter Sunday, and what do you get? The second consecutive weekend shitshow. In all, eight (8) were killed and another 37 were shot and wounded.

A breakdown of the 45 incidents shows:

  • All 8 killed were shot
  • 2 double-homicides, 1 murder-suicide
  • 4 critical, 11 serious condition
  • 38 dudes
  • 7 chicks
  • 24.3 y/o average age
  • 17 teenagers
  • 23 neighborhoods
  • 10 multi-victim incidents
  • 1 incident w/ 5 kids shot
  • 3 shot in the ass

Like we said last week, we all know #ItsNotTheWeather or the assholes pulling the trigger, it’s guns!!! McBeerNuts said so on the TV this AM (again) – “The gun violence in this city is the result of lax guns laws. Period.”

Somehow, there are vast swaths of Chicago where absolutely nothing happens, yet those same “lax guns laws” apply there as well. You people in Lincoln Park, Edison Park, Mt. Greenwood, etc… really need to step up your game.

In any event, at least #CrimeIsDown.

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leg182 head3316 chest2029 arm44 back436 abdomen732 thigh26 ass22 foot18 face413 shoulder16 hand11 neck27 ankle9 hip6 other21 As of 4/23/14 ]]>
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Shot-in-the-Ass-O-Meter http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/#comments Thu, 26 Dec 2013 21:34:21 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4450 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/feed/ 1 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-hoods/ http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-hoods/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:21 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4653 ]]>
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Wounded
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Englewood63844 Austin63137 Garfield Park72027 Humboldt Park32023 Grand Crossing11920 South Shore51520 Auburn Gresham51318 Roseland31518 Chicago Lawn61016 Logan Square21416 Lower W. Side21416 Woodlawn41216 North Lawndale1515 New City31114 South Chicago6713 All Others35144179 As of 4/23/14 ]]>
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Englewood4710.5% South Shore317.0% Austin306.7% Garfield Park276.1% West Pullman214.7% Auburn Gresham204.5% North Lawndale194.3% Roseland184.0% Humboldt Park173.8% New City153.4% Grand Crossing143.1% South Chicago122.7% All Others17739.2% Final 2013 ]]>
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Homicide: 721 E. 103rd St

16 year old Deonta Mackey was shot in the head by an off duty police officer during an attempting robbery. Photos by @SPOTNEWSonIG

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Murder Trend To Date http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:19:36 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4666 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/feed/ 0 2013 Murder Trend http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:23:24 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=675 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/feed/ 0 Cause of Death http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/ http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:58 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4645 ]]>
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Homicides
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Gunshot7680.9% Stabbing77.4% Assault55.3% Child Abuse22.1% Strangulation22.1% Auto22.1% As of 4/21/14 ]]>
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Wounded
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2013 Cause of Death http://heyjackass.com/cause/ http://heyjackass.com/cause/#comments Tue, 01 Oct 2013 21:05:34 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=27 ]]>
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Gunshot37283.0% Stabbing409.0% Auto81.8% Trauma81.8% Child Abuse71.6% Asphyxia61.3% Assault61.3% Arson10.2% Final 2013 ]]>
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