HeyJackass! http://heyjackass.com Illustrating Chicago Values Fri, 29 Aug 2014 13:47:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Totals http://heyjackass.com/totals/ http://heyjackass.com/totals/#comments Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=20 August to Date
Shot & Killed: 41
Shot & Wounded: 221
Total Homicides*: 46

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Weekend Totals http://heyjackass.com/weekend-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/weekend-totals/#comments Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:20:31 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=2911 Week in Progress (Sun – Sat)
Shot & Killed: 12
Shot & Wounded: 47
Total Homicides*: 13

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2014 Year To Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/#comments Sun, 09 Feb 2014 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4968 Year To Date Totals
Shot & Killed: 241
Shot & Wounded: 1451
Total Homicides*: 282

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2013 Year to Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 20:50:02 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1255 Final 2013 Totals
Shot & Killed: 374
Shot & Wounded: 1778
Total Homicides*: 454

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30 Day Murder Trend – Wounded vs Killed http://heyjackass.com/shootings/ http://heyjackass.com/shootings/#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:31:44 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=174 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shootings/feed/ 0 Enlightening Commentary http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/ http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/#comments Thu, 01 May 2014 23:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/wordpress/?p=1

Jagoff of the Week

Emad KarakrahObviously Chicago has it problems as illustrated by the numerous charts and graphics displayed on this site. Thankfully the one thing we haven’t had to nor hopefully will ever have to illustrate is some terrorism bullshit.

However, early Wednesday, the jagoff shown here thought it would be an excellent idea to drive around with an uber-jagoff, sheep-fucking jihadist ISIS flag and then threaten to blow up his car:

“A man who had an ISIS flag waving from his vehicle is facing several charges after he threatened police with a bomb Wednesday morning when he was pulled over on the Southwest Side.

Emad Karakrah, 49, was charged with felony counts of disorderly conduct and aggravated fleeing; and a misdemeanor count of driving on a never-issued license, according to Chicago Police.

The man told police during his arrest that there was a bomb in the car and he would detonate it if they searched the vehicle, according to the report.

A bomb squad, the FBI and Homeland Security responded to the scene and searched the vehicle, but no bomb was found, authorities said.”

And here we thought the only bat-shit crazy jagoff in town this week was Joe Biden.

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leg1327 back25128 chest5893 arm146 head8555 abdomen1689 ass197 thigh182 foot70 shoulder53 hand46 face636 ankle33 neck523 side125 other269 As of 8/25/14 ]]>
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Shootings
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Englewood21011.2% Austin1226.5% Garfield Park955.1% Grand Crossing945.0% West Pullman794.2% South Shore754.0% All Others101463.9% As of 12/31/13 ]]>
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Englewood28148176 Austin25126151 Garfield Park236891 Humboldt Park126072 South Shore85967 Auburn Gresham135265 Roseland85563 South Chicago105262 West Pullman65157 Grand Crossing64955 Washington Heights54853 North Lawndale44549 New City74047 Chatham113445 Chicago Lawn152540 All Others95518613 As of 8/25/14 ]]>
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2013 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-neighborhoods/ http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-neighborhoods/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:25:09 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=264 ]]>
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Homicides
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Englewood4710.5% South Shore317.0% Austin306.7% Garfield Park276.1% West Pullman214.7% Auburn Gresham204.5% North Lawndale194.3% Roseland184.0% Humboldt Park173.8% New City153.4% Grand Crossing143.1% South Chicago122.7% All Others17739.2% Final 2013 ]]>
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2013 Murder Trend http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:23:24 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=675 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/feed/ 0 Cause of Death http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/ http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:58 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4645 ]]>
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Homicides
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Race of Victim/Attacker http://heyjackass.com/race-of-victim/ http://heyjackass.com/race-of-victim/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:26:22 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4647 *Victim metrics only include homicides. Attacker metrics only account for those incidents where either an arrest has been ...Continue Reading]]>
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Victim
Attacker/PO
Black21858
Hispanic3712
White/Other177
Police-13
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