HeyJackass! http://heyjackass.com Illustrating Chicago Values Fri, 21 Nov 2014 14:24:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Totals http://heyjackass.com/totals/ http://heyjackass.com/totals/#comments Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=20 November to Date
Shot & Killed: 26
Shot & Wounded: 83
Total Shot: 109
Total Homicides: 29

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Weekend Totals http://heyjackass.com/weekend-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/weekend-totals/#comments Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:20:31 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=2911 Continue Reading]]> Week in Progress (Sun – Sat)
Shot & Killed: 8
Shot & Wounded: 25
Total Shot: 33
Total Homicides: 8

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2014 Year To Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-year-to-date-totals/#comments Sun, 09 Feb 2014 14:35:37 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4968 Year To Date Totals
Shot & Killed: 340
Shot & Wounded: 1987
Total Shot: 2327
Total Homicides: 405

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2013 Year to Date Totals http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/ http://heyjackass.com/year-to-date-totals/#comments Wed, 01 May 2013 20:50:02 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1255 Final 2013 Totals
Shot & Killed: 375
Shot & Wounded: 1777
Total Homicides*: 455

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30 Day Murder Trend – Wounded vs Killed http://heyjackass.com/shootings/ http://heyjackass.com/shootings/#comments Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:31:44 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=174 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shootings/feed/ 0 Enlightening Commentary http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/ http://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/#comments Thu, 01 May 2014 23:56:18 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/wordpress/?p=1

Guessing Game

CarnacAs all eyes are focused on the Ferguson grand jury announcement, Chicago’s honor students keep on shooting and killing one another and no one gives a shit. Since there is not a politically exploitable killer/victim combination at play here, it’ll be simply be ignored.

Anyway, while we wait for the decision and the likely ensuing shitshow (in the name of justice of course), what are your predictions dear reader? No indictment and riots or an indictment with drum circles, peace and love? “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” or “Pants Up, Don’t Loot”? Will local honor students ‘shoot’ for some extra credit? The CPD certainly thinks they will do so.

What say you?

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Shot Placement http://heyjackass.com/shot-placement-2014/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-placement-2014/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:24:42 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4651 ]]>
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Wounded
leg1472 back35186 chest78125 head11384 arm189 abdomen29120 ass1137 thigh1104 foot97 hand69 shoulder69 face1353 ankle42 side432 neck728 other291 As of 11/15/14 ]]>
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2013 Shot Placement http://heyjackass.com/shot-placement/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-placement/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 03:05:51 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=1069 ]]>
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Shootings
%
Englewood21011.2% Austin1226.5% Garfield Park955.1% Grand Crossing945.0% West Pullman794.2% South Shore754.0% All Others101463.9% As of 12/31/13 ]]>
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Shot-in-the-Ass-O-Meter http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/#comments Thu, 26 Dec 2013 21:34:21 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4450 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-ass/feed/ 1 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-hoods/ http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-hoods/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:21 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4653 ]]>
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Wounded
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Englewood42231273 Austin30160190 Garfield Park31110141 Humboldt Park1996115 South Shore137992 Auburn Gresham177188 Roseland117586 Grand Crossing77885 South Chicago146983 North Lawndale106373 West Pullman66470 New City125567 Washington Heights55358 Chatham174057 Chicago Lawn173754 All Others147691838 As of 11/15/14 ]]>
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2013 Deadliest ‘hoods http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-neighborhoods/ http://heyjackass.com/deadliest-neighborhoods/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:25:09 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=264 ]]>
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Englewood4710.5% South Shore317.0% Austin306.7% Garfield Park276.1% West Pullman214.7% Auburn Gresham204.5% North Lawndale194.3% Roseland184.0% Humboldt Park173.8% New City153.4% Grand Crossing143.1% South Chicago122.7% All Others17739.2% Final 2013 ]]>
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Weekly Shooting & Murder Trend http://heyjackass.com/2014-weekly-murder-trend-wounded-vs-killed/ http://heyjackass.com/2014-weekly-murder-trend-wounded-vs-killed/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2014 02:11:17 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=6061 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/2014-weekly-murder-trend-wounded-vs-killed/feed/ 0 Shot-in-the-Junk-O-Meter http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-junk-o-meter/ http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-junk-o-meter/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2014 02:48:43 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=6064 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/shot-in-the-junk-o-meter/feed/ 0 Murder Trend To Date http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:19:36 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4666 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend-to-date-2014/feed/ 0 2013 Murder Trend http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/ http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/#comments Wed, 02 Oct 2013 02:23:24 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=675 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/murder-trend/feed/ 0 Cause of Death http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/ http://heyjackass.com/cause-of-death/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:25:58 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4645 ]]>
Cause
Homicides
%
Gunshot33583.8% Stabbing328.0% Assault153.8% Auto71.8% Child Abuse51.3% Strangulation30.8% Arson20.5% Neglect10.3% As of 11/16/14 ]]>
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Race of Victim/Attacker http://heyjackass.com/race-of-victim/ http://heyjackass.com/race-of-victim/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:26:22 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4647 *Victim metrics only include homicides. Attacker metrics only account for those incidents where either an arrest has been ...Continue Reading]]>
Race
Victim
Attacker
Black31092
Hispanic5616
White/Other2712
Police-15
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Gender http://heyjackass.com/gender-2/ http://heyjackass.com/gender-2/#comments Sun, 12 Jan 2014 04:27:04 +0000 http://www.heyjackass.com/?p=4649 ]]>
Gender
Killed
Wounded
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Chicago Shot Clock http://heyjackass.com/chicago-shot-clock/ http://heyjackass.com/chicago-shot-clock/#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2014 22:18:48 +0000 http://heyjackass.com/?p=7493 ]]> ]]> http://heyjackass.com/chicago-shot-clock/feed/ 0 Gallery (GRAPHIC) http://heyjackass.com/gallery/ http://heyjackass.com/gallery/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2014 20:27:23 +0000 http://heyjackass2.redtailanalytics.com/?p=5515 Scanner traffic from a September 3rd incident involving shots fired, a police chase and crash.

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