Year in Review
Posted on December 27, 2013
It’s that time of year when every media outlet rolls out their lists of this and that for whatever happened in the past year. Since most of our stats are running totals for the year, we’ll instead recap some of more popular posts.
Recall our “Stuck on Stupid” post where a local dumbass, er, politician accused the CPD of killing kids: “There’s some suspicion – and I don’t want to spread this, but I’m just going to tell you what I’ve been hearing – they suspect maybe the police are killing some of these kids.”
Who could forget Kreepy, the gun in the ass guy: “A Little Village gang member is being held on $20,000 bail after he admitted to police he was hiding a loaded gun in his buttocks, authorities said. “I’m gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass…”
Finally, there’s our original Honor Student of the Week who still happens to be on life support: “Back in June, honor student, productive citizen and all around good guy, Antonio Lewis, “allegedly” shot and killed a five year old and his mother in their New City neighborhood home. He also attempted to kill the 11 year old brother too but his gun jammed.”
We’re confident that 2014 will match 2013’s stupidity and idiocy. Can we do it? Yes we can!