Enlightening Commentary

Thanksgiving Stupidity

Posted on November 25, 2016

3 Stooges ThanksgivingWe now join our special, extended Thanksgiving Weekend Stupidity already in progress.

Final Stupidity Tally: 11 killed, 64 wounded
2015 Thanksgiving weekend: 9 killed, 22 wounded
2014 Thanksgiving weekend: 5 killed, 23 wounded
2013 Thanksgiving weekend: 4 killed, 12 wounded

Wednesday 11/23
12:30p 3300 W North, Humboldt Park, M/70
3:10p 10700 S Green Bay, East Side, M/29
7:00p 2700 W Maypole, Garfield Park, M/20
7:00p 5500 W Quincy, Austin, M/19
10:30p 200 S Klipatrick, Austin, M/23
10:30p 200 S Klipatrick, Austin, M/25
11:05p 1400 W 65th, Englewood, M/19 (story)
Thanksgiving
12:05a 1400 N Massasoit, Austin, M/16
2:10a 2200 N Springfield, Logan Square, F/22
3:20a 5300 N Paulina, Edgewater, M/56
4:30a Uncooperative hospital walk-in, M/39
1:50p 400 N St. Louis, Humboldt Park, M/38
3:40p 3900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/19
5:30p 8100 S King, Chatham, M/24
8:40p 4900 W Wrightwood, Belmont Cragin, M/17
8:40p 4900 W Wrightwood, Belmont Cragin, M/20
10:00p 12300 S Michigan, West Pullman, M/23
11:40p 1600 N Latrobe, Austin, M/32
11:40p 1600 N Latrobe, Austin, M/35
#000000 Friday
12:25a 600 S Central Park, Garfield Park, M/? (story)
12:25a 600 S Central Park, Garfield Park, M/?
12:25a 600 S Central Park, Garfield Park, M/?
1:00a 200 W 109th, Roseland, M/24
7:40a 200 W 121st, West Pullman, M/26
1:50p 7300 S Lowe, Englewood, M/24
4:30p 4000 S Dearborn, Grand Boulevard, M/18
6:40p 4800 S Throop, New City, M/16
11:20p 8800 S Escanaba, South Chicago, M/18
Saturday 11/25
12:40a 7500 N Damen, Rogers Park, M/21
1:20a 3800 W Palmer, Logan Square, M/23
2:10a 8800 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/20
2:10a 8800 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/20
2:10a 8800 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/21
2:10a 8800 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/22
2:10a 8800 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/23
2:10a 8800 S Exchange, South Chicago, F/25
2:40a ??? S Independence, North Lawndale, M/27
3:25a 3300 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/22
6:10a 1600 E 92nd, Calumet Heights, M/48
12:00p 6800 S State, Grand Crossing, M/23 (selfie)
3:40p 6600 S Kenwood, Woodlawn, M/56
5:00p 7900 S Escanaba, South Chicago, M/17
6:20p 7000 S Emerald, Englewood, M/19
6:20p 7000 S Emerald, Englewood, M/20
6:20p 7000 S Emerald, Englewood, M/29
6:25p 7200 S Sangamon, Englewood, M/29
10:15p 4700 S Western, New City, M/32
10:15p 4300 S Richmond, Brighton Park, M/20
10:20p 11700 S Justine, West Pullman, M/15
Sunday 11/26
12:45a 4500 W Congress, Garfield Park, M/15 (selfie)
1:00a 3500 W 30th, Little Village, M/26
2:40a 3400 W Harrison, Garfield Park, M/30
2:40a 3400 W Harrison, Garfield Park, M/31
3:30a 4700 S Loomis, New City, M/27
5:10a 2700 N Ridgeway, Logan Square, M/21
6:05a 600 N Clark, Near North Side, M/32
1:30p 2000 W 69th, Englewood, M/23
1:50p 3828 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/37
2:00p 3800 W Division, Humboldt Park, M/27
2:00p 8809 S Marshfield, Auburn Gresham, M/18
2:55p 1800 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/24
4:45p 4800 N Sheridan, Uptown, M/22
5:20p 7800 S Wood, Auburn Gresham, M/50
7:35p 500 E 38th, Douglas, M/33
9:45p 7400 N Western, West Ridge, M/18 (ccw)
9:45p 7400 N Western, West Ridge, M/20 (ccw)
10:20 6500 S King, Grand Crossing, M/20
10:55p 6500 S King, Grand Crossing, M/20
11:05p 800 W 51st, New City, F/44
11:30p 4600 W Adams, Austin, F/24
11:30p 4600 W Adams, Austin, M/? (story)
11:30p 4600 W Adams, Austin, M/? (audio)
Monday Overtime
12:40a 6100 N Maplewood, West Ridge, F/23
12:40a 6100 N Maplewood, West Ridge, F/28
3:10a 7200 S King, Grand Crossing, M/24

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Wednesday – 6a Monday