Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend Shitshow

Posted on May 15, 2015

The Triple FacepalmWhat did the warmest weekend of the year thus far bring us? A lot of really stupid people doing a lot of really stupid shit.

Final Stupidity Tally: 2 killed, 47 wounded
2014’s weekend tally: 6 killed, 25 wounded

Friday 5/15
2:00p 6011 S Wentworth, Englewood, M/22
2:00p 6011 S Wentworth, Englewood, M/19
2:00p 6011 S Wentworth, Englewood, M/21
3:25p 919 E 82nd, Chatham, M/23
5:00p 7800 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, F/81
5:00p 7800 S Carpenter, Auburn Gresham, M/34
7:25p 7400 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/24
7:25p 7400 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/28
9:50p 11900 S Wallace, West Pullman, M/33
10:40p 6700 S Cornell, South Shore, M/25
10:50p 7400 S Wentworth, Grand Crossing, M/25
Saturday 5/16
12:00a 1300 W Hastings, Near W. Side, M/24
12:15a 200 W 38th, Armour Square, F/58
12:15a 100 S Leamington, Austin, F/24
12:15a 100 S Leamington, Austin, M/38
1:00a 3600 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/22
1:00a 3600 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/23
1:20a 100 S California, Garfield Park, M/29 !
2:55a 8800 S Princeton, Roseland, M/21
2:55a 8800 S Princeton, Roseland, M/24
3:25a 200 E 120th, West Pullman, M/33 !
5:30a 1700 N Western, West Town, F/18
10:55a 3900 S Calumet, Grand Boulevard, M/17
10:55a 3900 S Calumet, Grand Boulevard, M/25
12:10p 1400 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/15
12:10p 1400 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/26
1:50p 7200 S Princeton, Grand Crossing, M/24
2:30p 4300 S Oakenwald, Kenwood, M/21
4:05p 1529 S Kolin, North Lawndale, M/?
9:10p 2500 S Harding, Little Village, M/35
9:10p 4500 N Malden , Uptown, M/29
Sunday 5/17
12:30a 5300 S Campbell, Gage Park, M/31
12:35a 900 W 116th, West Pullman, M/52
1:15a 3700 S Wentworth, Armour Square, M/30
1:20a 2400 W 62nd, Chicago Lawn, F/25
1:35a 8200 S Kimbark, Avalon Park, M/48
2:30a 900 N Harding, Humboldt Park, F/25
2:50a 900 W 52nd, New City, F/25
2:50a 900 W 52nd, New City, F/25 !
3:20a 6100 S King, Washington Park, M/31
12:20p 400 W 65th, Englewood, M/22
6:00p 7000 S Emerald, Englewood, M/23
8:15p 7320 S Claremont, Chicago Lawn, M/25
11:50p 5800 S Morgan, Englewood, M/25
Monday Overtime
12:10a 6100 S Bishop, Englewood, M/24
12:30a 1700 W 21st, Lower W Side, M/14
1:10a 7800 S South Shore, South Shore, M/28
1:10a 7800 S South Shore, South Shore, M/29
2:50a 2900 E 78th, South Shore, M/24

Key:
shooting
homicide
! #ShotInTheAss
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. bobdog May 16, 2015 at 6:05 am

    I’m in for five bucks on 15 dead, 40 wounded. And another five on 3 north side shootings, if you have the bonus round again this week.

  2. Toni May 16, 2015 at 10:02 am

    My guess is 4 dead and 35 wounded.
    It’s supposed to rain all day, maybe they’ll be less crime. LMBO!

  3. James manos May 16, 2015 at 10:17 am

    I’ll go with only 3 dead and 27 wounded

  4. Mike May 16, 2015 at 11:40 am

    If you were a cop would you want to get involved in this madness

    • Toni May 17, 2015 at 11:30 am

      Mike, No.
      I’d let the Honor Students kill each other.
      After the battle, I would then, and only then do my job.
      File a report…

  5. DMS May 16, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Where is the “MEDIA”.
    Even though these numbers seem low to us, the buildings would be burning and there would be marches and a lot of illiterate people would be getting all kinds of “MEDIA COVERAGE.
    I’m sick of the the City not getting equal time.
    I still would like to hear something from Al and Jesse, (Major Assholes)

  6. Frog May 17, 2015 at 12:39 am

    I can only imagine that the side benefit of being shot is that you have a few paid days of vacation in a local hospital with better food that you might get at the local burger/pizza/7-11. Likely, the vic is not bothered to pay the bill nor is he bothered by the CPD since they know he will not rat out the bangers that were trying to cancel his ass….

  7. James manos May 17, 2015 at 8:38 am

    http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2015/05/theres-no-such-thing-as-gun-violence-in.html?m=1
    So here is a study that tries to quantify in $$ what Honor Students cost a city, in this case St Louis. Worth reading IMHO

  8. Wolf May 17, 2015 at 1:40 pm

    Amazing. 39 shootings in 48 hours or one every 75 minutes and not a word in the national media. Every day I look at the Chicago Trib and Sun Times on the Drudge report. People are shot walking, driving, sitting on a porch, waiting for a school bus. I guess in some neighborhoods it is the accepted way of life and death. Why the populace does not rise up and rid themselves of the trigger happy vermin once and for all is beyond my comprehension.

    • KTK May 17, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      That would require someone to be held responsible -anathema to progressives.

  9. Tony May 17, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    I find it very disappointing that the kill count for May is so low. April was on a roll and now we are only 18. Come on Bro’s get your act together and start shooting and also try shooting straight as the wounded count is too high compared to the kills. No wonder they cannot get a job, you cannot rely on them to do the job right.

    • DMS May 17, 2015 at 10:13 pm

      Blame it on the Mayor. He won’t allow gun stores/ranges in the City so the Honor Students can keep their skill level up during the off season. 1 killed, 42 wounded, piss poor shooting in my book.

  10. Robert May 18, 2015 at 2:09 am

    From Waco to Wentworth, it’s pretty obvious that bad guys don’t give a shit about your guns.

    At some point, adults are going to have to address the astronomical rate of gun crime in this country.

    Sorry, republicans. Maybe you can contribute by quoting the New Testament from time to time. It couldn’t hurt.

    • Parker May 18, 2015 at 7:37 am

      Robert, the adults are already in the room. We’re the ones pointing out that he same asshole behavior gets the same asshole results. That with gun bans or not, the same permissive behaviors by the locals and the bourgeois liberals are what create and maintain the results before you.

      If you would like an adult conversation, here’s one to try on…..why on earth would we continue to feed, house or offer any other support for the animals posing as civilized people. The recidivism rate in our local honor students does not border on insane, that line was crossed decades ago. Other options need to be implemented, true. However, your intimated notion that “If Only There Were No Guns” rings false. One of two citizens in this nation own a firearm according to the most recent research I’ve seen, and certainly one of two is not a violent thug.

      Gun bans have been tried. As you point out, the bad guys don’t care. We good guys are tired of paying for the misguided notions of rehabilitation and compassion for these cretins. Work camps and chain gangs seem to work just fine, and we get something back for our expenditure.

    • KTK May 18, 2015 at 8:13 am

      It’s not guns, Robert, it’s the thug culture. That and the laughable “enlightened” (Rahm, and his ilk) who hesitate to condemn, won’t name the obvious, and fail (over and over) to act. Who and where are the father’s of our gang bangers? Taking my guns will not help make them better parents.

  11. Pete Parks May 18, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    With the total number of those shot and those killed seems like they don’t get enough range time.

  12. Joe Jank May 18, 2015 at 7:07 pm

    It appears that the two dead and forty five of the wounded are black, one is Hispanic and the individual from 1700 N. Western could be of any race.
    The media should be inquiring those white folk are not properly represented during the shooting sprees!
    Father Pfleger needs to expound on why white folk are listening to his demands and blacks are not. It must be racism.

  13. Mayberry RFD May 18, 2015 at 10:26 pm

    So disappointing…

    Almost 50 savages shot and only two dead. All that really does is drive our taxes up mending the shot – good money after bad?

    Would prefer to invest in gun ranges for these savages.

    These savages have a better conversion rate on abortions….perhaps we can slightly alter the mantra from Ferguson…

    Legs up, do abort????

  14. Mike May 19, 2015 at 9:39 am

    This website is all lies. How do I know: Rahm and McCarthy say violent crime is way down in Chicago. They never lie to us.

  15. Fr. Marquette May 19, 2015 at 10:28 am

    50/250 would not be a stretch for these honor students if only the union-monopolized public schools would do a better job on training wind age, natural body point of aim and effective trigger pull

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