Enlightening Commentary

The Weekend’s Stupidity

Posted on November 7, 2014

3 StoogesAhead of the return of Officer P. Vortex next week, it’s likely that the honor students will attempt to get their shots in before she arrives and she makes it too difficult to earn extra credit.

Final Stupidity Tally: 7 killed, 14 wounded
Last year’s weekend tally: 0 killed, 11 wounded

Friday 11/7
12:15p 3700 W Ohio St, Humboldt Park, M/27
2:25p 8400 S Exchange Ave, South Chicago, M/18
7:45p 1800 E 95th St, South Deering, M/25
9:15p 7100 S Ada St, Englewood, M/18
9:55p 6500 N Seeley Ave, West Ridge, M/3 (story)
10:45p 10400 S Bensley Ave, South Deering, M/15
Saturday 11/8
1:40a 2400 S Washtenaw, Little Village, M/25 !
3:00a 5800 S Ada St, Englewood, M/19
5:50a 4900 W Fulton St, Austin, M/40
10:20a 5600 S Ashland Ave, Englewood, M/17
2:00p 10022 S Halsted St, Washington Heights, M/?
5:10p 800 E 87th Pl, Chatham, M/18
7:30p 1600 N Tripp Ave, Humboldt Park, M/21
10:55p 400 N Laramie Ave, Austin, M/19 !
11:45p 800 N Latrobe Ave, Austin, M/28
Sunday 11/9
2:20a 800 N Orleans St, Near North Side, M/29
4:30a 12200 S Halsted St, West Pullman, M/33
4:30a 1600 N Elston Ave, West Town, M/23
2:20p 2800 N Lotus, Belmont-Cragin, M/44 (story)
Bears slaughtered by the Packers
Monday Overtime
12:15a 2100 N Merrimac, Belmont-Cragin, M/26 (story)
12:25a 5400 N East River Rd, O’Hare, M/31 (story)

Key:
shooting
homicide
police-involved
! #ShotInTheAss

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. rob November 8, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    Praying for snow! Maybe it’ll slow down the lunacy!

    • DMS November 9, 2014 at 1:24 am

      It will slow it down, but it won’t end it.
      Noting I would like to see more than a bunch of zeroes on the stats for the day, week, month.

      • TC November 9, 2014 at 9:24 pm

        No, it sure won’t. It’s suppose to be windy and cold. That wind will make the thugs aim even worse than normal. I hope these idiots won’t be driving by (staying in the heat of the car) and shooting into houses, that’s how innocent kids get killed.

  2. Mayberry RFD November 9, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    4 out of 16 – now that the savages are back in school their aim has improved dramatically. Just culling the herd similiar to the jungle.

    This coupled with the abortion rate for these same neighborhoods – they are burning the candle at both ends!!!

  3. jorge November 10, 2014 at 10:54 am

    You missed the homicide on 1600 block tripp Saturday night

    • W.H.Thompson November 10, 2014 at 1:32 pm

      Can you pass along a link to a story? We’re not seeing anything around there on Saturday night. Thanks.

  4. Bob November 10, 2014 at 1:24 pm

    Noticed the Sun – Times are trying to tag these stories as #chicagogunviolence (and not very consistently). But then again, I wouldn’t expect anything intellectually honest from the press.

  5. Alejandro November 10, 2014 at 8:08 pm

    Do y’all know if that fire on the northwestside that killed that 10 year old kid was arson? Cause even if it is I’m sure cpd will put it to the side.

    • W.H.Thompson November 10, 2014 at 9:05 pm

      No official word yet. There are a few likely arson cases outstanding that we’re awaiting word on.

  6. a November 11, 2014 at 7:50 am

    latest greatest from the fbi – http://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-releases/fbi-releases-2013-crime-statistics

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