Enlightening Commentary

Shitshow of the Year

Posted on July 1, 2016

Marilyn Monroe

Final Stupidity Tally: 6 killed, 62 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 11 killed, 55 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 16 killed, 66 wounded
2013 weekend tally: 15 killed, 63 wounded*

Friday 7/1
5:25p 5700 S Bishop, Englewood, M/18
8:45p 800 E 62nd, Woodlawn, M/16
10:35p 5100 W Fulton, Austin, F/17
10:35p 7200 S Phillips, South Shore, M/33
11:15p 4300 W Cermak, North Lawndale, M/49
Saturday 7/2
12:50a 5200 W Quincy, Austin, M/39
1:30a 7500 S Eggleston, Grand Crossing, M/27
3:30a 700 N California, Humboldt Park, M/31
3:30a 700 N California, Humboldt Park, M/44
3:40a 2200 W 18th, Lower W Side, M/23
5:00a 9200 S Lowe, Washington Heights, M/33
2:00p 1200 W 71st, Englewood, M/29
3:00p 7200 S Spaulding, Chicago Lawn, M/18
3:25p 6400 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, F/54
4:15p 300 W Root, Fuller Park, M/36
7:35p 11800 S Oakley, Morgan Park, M/24
Sunday 7/3
2:20a 2500 S Spaulding, Little Village, M/38
3:00a 3600 W Grand, Humboldt Park, M/35
3:50a 9600 S Morgan, Washington Heights, F/37
4:50a 12300 S Halsted, West Pullman, F/?
6:05a 2800 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/16
1:55p 9200 S Throop, Washington Heights, M/18
10:00p 7246 S Lowe, Englewood, M/16
10:00p 7246 S Lowe, Englewood, M/17
10:30p 4000 W Washington, Garfield Park, M/20
10:45p 55 W Cermak, Near South Side, M/15
10:45p 2212 S Lawndale, Little Village, M/?
10:50p 1800 S Trumbull, North Lawndale, F/42
11:45p 8800 S Wood, Auburn Gresham, M/37
11:50p 7100 S State, Grand Crossing, M/52
Independence Day
12:45a 2400 S Washtenaw, Little Village, M/30
1:20a 10700 S Champlain, Pullman, M/22
2:10a 8000 S Pulaski, Ashburn, M/23
4:10a 1800 N Mason, Austin, M/21
9:00a 200 W 108th, Roseland, M/34
12:15p 200 W 95th, Roseland, M/27
1:25p 9800 S Ingleside, Pullman, M/33
2:15p 1500 W Garfield, New City, M/17
7:15p 1700 N Mozart, West Town, M/32
8:50p 1800 W Erie, West Town, M/22
8:50p 7259 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/30
9:20p 5700 S May, Englewood, M/37
9:20p 5700 S May, Englewood, M/?
9:20p 6900 S Clyde, South Shore, M/?
11:00p 2000 S Western, Lower W Side, M/11
11:05p 5500 S Hermitage, Englewood, F/5
11:05p 5500 S Hermitage, Englewood, F/8
11:05p 5500 S Hermitage, Englewood, M/19
11:05p 5500 S Hermitage, Englewood, F/30
11:35p 10500 S Yates, South Deering, F/17
11:35p 10500 S Yates, South Deering, M/19
Tuesday Overtime
12:00a 7900 S State, Chatham, M/15
12:20a 6200 S Drexel, Woodlawn, M/26
12:40a 3900 S Archer, Brighton Park, M/23
1:00a 300 S Michigan, Loop, F/20
1:35a 11500 S Racine, West Pullman, F/26
1:35a 1100 N Ridgeway, Humboldt Park, M/34
1:35a 1100 N Ridgeway, Humboldt Park, F/31
1:35a 1100 N Ridgeway, Humboldt Park, F/39
2:15a 100 S Pulaski, Garfield Park, M/19
2:30a 6800 S Campbell, Chicago Lawn, F/22
2:45a 1900 E 87th, Avalon Park, M/35
3:00a 3300 W Ohio, Humboldt Park, F/24
3:00a 3300 W Ohio, Humboldt Park, M/34
3:00a 3300 W Ohio, Humboldt Park, M/36
3:00a 1000 N Latrobe, Austin, M/38
3:05a 800 N Lavergne, Austin, M/?
3:05a 800 N Lavergne, Austin, F/30

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Tuesday
*One additional day