Posted on December 1, 2016
What a shitshow, again. We’ve been looking for the stupidity to take a breather, grab some bench and generally just slow down a bit. Instead, November acted like a teenager plowing through a closed garage door in reverse and tallying more homicides than June or July.
Final Stupidity Tally: 81 killed, 324 wounded
November 2015: 37 dead, 165 wounded
November 2014: 38 dead, 125 wounded
A breakdown of the month’s idiocy shows:
- 76 shot & killed
- 5 killed via other means
- 4 fatal police shootings
- 2 days were homicide-free. Success!
- 64 in serious or critical condition
- 77 males killed vs 4 females
- 101 teenagers shot, 18 killed
- 22 grazed
- 4 selfies
- 16 #ShotInTheAss
Looking ahead, December is usually worse than both October and November as the usual jagoffs look to fill their quota before the year ends. Last December put up 39 homicides with an additional 213 shot and wounded. Keeping with the current trend, we’re looking for 80 homicides plus another 350 shot and wounded with the bed-shitting 800th homicide being tallied around Christmas.