Mother’s Day Weekend
Posted on May 12, 2014
Maybe it was because of Mom (or lack thereof) or maybe our honor students decided to save their ammo for the upcoming Memorial Day weekend or possibly the more humid weather results in sweaty trigger fingers. Whatever the reason, this weekend saw the fewest shootings since late March. In all, 24 were shot leaving five (5) dead.
A breakdown of the 24 incidents shows:
- All 5 were shot & killed
- 3 in critical or serious condition
- 19 dudes/5 chicks
- 24.1 y/o average age
- 6 teenagers
- 15 neighborhoods
- 1 police-involved homicide
- 1 friendly fire
- 1 selfie in the foot
- 1 shot in the ass
- 1 shot in the junk
As an added bonus, a Saturday afternoon homicide feature an honor student decked out with body armor and an AK-47. Obviously he was headed to down to the local flower shop to pick up a Mother’s Day arrangement for Mom. That’s what all “good kids” who are “turning their life around” do.
Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.