Enlightening Commentary

Honor Student of the Week

Posted on November 24, 2013

Brianna EmeryIt’s been awhile since we’ve highlighted an Honor Student of the Week, but this week’s winner has some major coping issues, over a $1.25 no less:

“Upset over how much it cost to ride a CTA bus, a 17-year-old girl got into an argument with the bus driver and then pepper sprayed him in the face as she got off the bus, prosecutors alleged Sunday.

The teen got onto the CTA bus in the 2600 block of East 79th Street just before noon on Friday and argued with the driver about the fare, Assistant State’s Attorney Jacqueline Kwilos said.

Authorities didn’t reveal exactly how much they fought over. A regular bus fare is $2. A student fare is 75 cents.

But before getting off, she blasted the 50-year-old driver in the face with pepper spray, Kwilos said.”

Dumbass.

Update: They’ve since released the mug shot. Our original image of Rainbow Brite wasn’t too far off.

-WHT

Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.

  1. ms. leroy goldberg November 25, 2013 at 5:32 am

    Should not be hard to locate that honor student, and she looks so innocent.

  2. Parker November 25, 2013 at 9:02 am

    Well, you gotta expect that if you’re a bus driver discriminatin’ against her like that.

    I guess she could have at least produced a student ID…..

    Ok, stop laughing, the lot of youse. Someone had to say it!

  3. The Duke Is Tops December 29, 2013 at 9:49 am

    I’ll bet she is great in bed. Crazy chicks always are.

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