Honor Student of the Week
Posted on July 29, 2014
This week’s honor student hails from the Portage Park neighborhood where he enjoys downing massive amounts of Four Loko, garbage can tossing and has a taste for human flesh. Please meet Todd Grossman:
“An incensed man who had been drinking Four Loko malt liquor bit another man, tearing a “mouthful of flesh” from his arm at a Portage Park block party, prosecutors said.
Todd Grossman, 36, was yelling and throwing garbage cans around in the 4300 block of North Mason Avenue in view of several children when an off-duty police officer and his wife happened to pass by Sunday night, Assistant State’s Attorney Lorraine Scaduto said in court Monday.
When the man identified himself as a Chicago Police officer, Grossman responded, “I don’t give a f— if you are the police,” according to a police report.
Grossman then attacked the officer, hitting, scratching and biting as the cop tried to place him under arrest, according to the report.”
These freely available, mind-altering drugs should be banned immediately. Not only because it’ll stop cannibalistic cop eaters but it’s for the children.
If it saves just one pound of flesh.
Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.