Honor Student of the Month
Posted on July 10, 2014
Typically we bestow our “Honor Student of the Week” award on that deserving individual who best illustrates the values of folly, imbecility, inanity, lunacy, idiocy and downright stupidity. However, this time around, we cannot in good conscience limit it to just one week, therefore Richard Magnan will be our “Honor Student of the Month” (and maybe year).
“Richard Magnan, who has numerous face tattoos, including one that reads, “Fuck the world” and a White Sox logo, was friends with Joel Bentley — the man he shot in the early morning hours of July 5, Assistant State’s Attorney Alexandra Molesky said.
Bentley was a member of the 2-6 street gang, Molesky said. Magnan is also a purported member of the same gang.”
Obviously the face tats have probably limited his career choices, but apparently engaging in friendly fire wasn’t one of them. We’d like to suggest his next tat is “JAGOFF” across his forehead.
“Once there [Walgreens], Magnan, of Evergreen Park, went to his truck, grabbed his gun and pointed it to the other two men, Molesky said.
Magnan’s friends told him to put the gun away after he allegedly pulled the slide back and ejected a live round but he refused, Molesky said.
Magnan continued to wave the gun around and held it sideways, Molesky said.
At some point, the gun went off and a bullet struck 30-year-old Bentley in the abdomen, Molesky said.”
Oopsie. Mom always said don’t point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them. In any event, it seems that Dick has done this sort of thing before:
“Magnan was previously sentenced to eight years in prison for a 2003 murder.
He also has two convictions for possession of a stolen vehicle and a 2004 weapon conviction from Nevada.”
What an upstanding pillar of the community we have here. We’re confident that the generous taxpayers of Illinois will no doubt be thrilled to be paying for this douchebag’s well being for the next 40 years.
Keep it short and to the point. Name calling and similar stupidity will be deleted. If you insist on writing several paragraphs, start your own blog.