Enlightening Commentary

Hole(y) Weekend Stupidity

Posted on April 14, 2017

dead easter bunnyFor whatever reason, Easter weekend tends to be a shitshow with or without last year’s “Thou Shalt Not Murder” Easter Sunday.

Final Stupidity Tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded

Good Friday
4:35p 2400 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/15
7:45p 1600 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/32
8:30p 2600 W 44th, Brighton Park, M/28
9:40p 3800 S Wood, Mckinley Park, M/31
9:45p 1800 N Drake, Logan Square, M/31
11:05p 6600 S Campbell, Chicago Lawn, M/36
Saturday 4/15
2:40a 6100 S Kildare, West Lawn, M/24
12:50p 6100 S Indiana, Washington Park, M/20
12:50p 6100 S Indiana, Washington Park, M/23
5:00p 1500 N Pulaski, Humboldt Park, M/27
6:15p 2000 W 68th, Englewood, M/24
8:25p 5500 W Rice, Austin, F/28
8:55p 9600 S Exchange, South Deering, M/28
9:20p 5100 S Wood, New City, M/20
9:20p 5100 S Wood, New City, M/23
9:20p 5100 S Wood, New City, M/29
9:35p 1200 W Touhy, Rogers Park, F/19
10:15p 9700 S Genoa, Washington Heights, M/27
10:25p 2900 S Fort Dearborn, Douglas, F/18
10:25p 2900 S Fort Dearborn, Douglas, M/27
10:30p 500 N Sawyer, Humboldt Park, F/31
11:00p 7900 S Champlain, Chatham, M/25
11:00p 7900 S Champlain, Chatham, M/26
11:40p 6900 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, F/17
11:00p 7900 S Champlain, Chatham, M/46
11:50p 1800 S Western, Lower West Side, M/21
11:55p 4400 N Racine, Uptown, M/15
Easter Sunday
12:00a 1800 S Racine, Lower West Side, M/14
1:15a 2900 N Sheffield, Lake View, M/21 (story)
2:05a 4800 S Princeton, Fuller Park, M/30
2:25a 1300 S Fairfield, North Lawndale, M/?
2:25a 1300 S Fairfield, North Lawndale, M/19
2:30a 4200 N Pulaski, Irving Park, M/23
3:10a 4800 S Ada, New City, M/38
6:40a 3200 W Walnut, Garfield Park, M/24
6:45a 1100 N Ashland, West Town, M/34
11:00a 3500 W Douglas, North Lawndale, M/28
12:10p 1400 S Homan, North Lawndale, M/23
12:45p 3600 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/16
4:30p 7200 S Halsted, Englewood, M/26
5:50p 7200 S Green, Englewood, M/24
9:15p 13000 S Evans, Riverdale, M/31
9:45p 4000 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/20
11:30p 2300 W 58th, Gage Park, M/18
Monday Overtime
12:25a 300 S Kilbourn, Garfield Park, F/40
2:40a 200 W Garfield, Fuller Park, M/33

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday