Enlightening Commentary

Halloween Stupidity

Posted on October 30, 2015

A Rahm kind of HalloweenSecond only to St. Patrick’s Day in terms of drunken idiocy, Halloween is guaranteed to be a shitshow in one way or another.

Final Stupidity Tally: 3 killed, 28 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 4 killed, 15 wounded
2013 weekend tally: 5 killed, 10 wounded

Friday 10/30
5:40p 2700 W Cermak, Little Village, M/30
5:45p 4400 S Marshfield, New City, M/18
6:10p 11300 S Racine, Morgan Park, M/66
7:00p 1500 N Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/31
9:30p 8100 S Throop, Auburn Gresham, M/28
10:00p 1200 S Central Park, North Lawndale, M/17
10:15p 5600 S Shields, Englewood, M/18
10:30p 3100 W Monroe, Garfield Park, F/21
Halloween
12:15a 2900 S State, Douglas, M/15
12:25a 7800 S Shore, South Shore, M/43 (story)
3:10a 6700 S Parnell, Englewood, F/15
3:30a 6300 S Hoyne, Englewood, M/46
3:30a 600 N Lockwood, Austin, M/37
4:10a 11700 S Church, Morgan Park, M/31
5:15a 2100 S Oakley, Lower W Side, M/62
5:30a 3100 S Pulaski, Little Village, M/?
7:00p 2700 W 51st, Gage Park, M/55 (justified)
10:25p 5700 W Fullerton, Belmont Cragin, M/23
11:00p 9000 S Greenwood, Burnside, M/21
11:00p 9000 S Greenwood, Burnside, M/23
11:00p 9000 S Greenwood, Burnside, M/34
Sunday 11/1
1:25a 4900 S Princeton, Fuller Park, M/26
8:35a 4100 W 31st, Little Village, M/23
10:45a 7000 S Wood, Englewood, M/16
10:45a 7000 S Wood, Englewood, M/16
12:35p 5000 S Princeton, Fuller Park, M/23
2:35p 7600 S Parnell, Grand Crossing, M/10
4:15p 4900 S Champlain, Grand Boulevard, M/23
7:10p 8700 S Honore, Auburn Gresham, M/19
8:50p 5400 W Van Buren, Austin, M/26
Monday Overtime
1:05a 1400 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, F/23

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
Cartoon credit