Enlightening Commentary

Cold Cocked

Posted on October 12, 2016

Punch in the face. As one of the leading scholars of our time, Mike Tyson, once said, “Everyone has a plan ’till they get punched in the mouth.” In this case, the punch involved a Thermos:

“A mysterious good Samaritan came to the aid of a woman getting mugged at an Andersonville bus stop, cold-cocking the attacker with a Thermos and leaving him on the ground for police to clean up, authorities said.

But authorities don’t know who swung the Thermos: The good Samaritan took off before officers arrived, leaving a bus stop full of witnesses to tell the tale.

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Several witnesses who stuck around told police what happened, but the good Samaritan was gone, according to a police report.”

Well done sir, whoever you may be.