St. Patrick’s Stupidity
Posted on Saturday, March 16th, 2024The river will be dyed, the parades will march and the bars will be at full vomit-inducing capacity. Additionally, the weather is agreeable to both drunken revelers and subsequent walks of shame while fueling the usual nonsense elsewhere around town.
Final Vomit Tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 1 killed, 17 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 2 killed, 25 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 6 killed, 39 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 2 killed, 18 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 16 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 8 killed, 14 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 3 killed, 18 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 18 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 3 killed, 18 wounded
Average tally: 4 killed, 21 wounded
Friday 3/15
5:00p 5000 S Western, Gage Park, M/22
5:00p 5000 S Western, Gage Park, F/24
6:45p 4600 W Maypole, Austin, M/45
9:05p 3100 N Normandy, Montclare, M/27
Saturday 3/16
12:00a 2300 W 111th, Morgan Park, M/31
4:55a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/20
4:55a 2200 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/25
1:35p 2900 N Ridgeway, Avondale, F/39
5:05p 1500 E 75th, South Shore, M/38
5:05p 1500 E 75th, South Shore, M/23
9:00p 9900 S Halsted, Washington Heights, M/38
9:35p 7200 S Ashland, Englewood, F/28
9:35p 7200 S Ashland, Englewood, M/32
9:40p 7700 S Lowe, Auburn Gresham, M/36
St. Patrick’s Day
2:30a 5200 S Central, Garfield Ridge, M/27
3:05a 4000 W Cornelia, Avondale, M/40
3:35a 7300 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/45
10:05a 7700 S Laflin, Auburn Gresham, M/16
1:25p 4200 N Kimball, Irving Park, M/25
3:05p 15 W 79th, Chatham, M/20
Hang Over Monday
2:30a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/22
2:30a 700 S Clinton, Near West Side, F/29
2:40a 3500 W Potomac, Humboldt Park, F/18
Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
Plan ahead for you next walk of shame with a walk of shame approved t-shirt. You may want to pick up a larger size to hide the fact you can’t find your pants.
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